Every day poses the same question: Where did all your bobby pins go? Don’t bother searching the nooks and crannies of your bathroom or purse. Bobby pins play the ultimate game of hide and seek, and if you want to find them, you'll have to search far and wide in the following locations:
- Narnia.
Aslan called them to Narnia to learn about life and stuff. He’s also probably using a few to keep his mane in check. - With all of the boys who vanished from your life.
It’s funny how people and things you want to keep will just disappear without a trace. They never call, text, or even leave a forwarding address. - Your imaginary friend’s house.
Did you really think ending the friendship wouldn’t lead to dire consequences? You watched the Disney movie Don’t Look Under the Bed. You knew there were risks. - Area 51.
Bobby pins are so rare they’re basically legend. Like alien contact and all the other cool stuff the government does, the location of your bobby pins will remain a mystery. - The unicorns’ homeland.
Wherever those delightful creatures take sanctuary is probably the same place all of the bobby pins are hiding. Obviously, you need to accept that they like privacy. - A Gringotts Wizarding Bank vault.
Your bobby pins clearly never want to be found because they’ve taken extreme measures to avoid you. You’ll have to face an angry dragon and dangerous enchantments to reach them, and that’s too much work. - Mary Poppins’ carpet bag.
You’ll never reach them. When a magic bag has an infinite amount of space, there’s zero chance you’ll be able to paw around in the corners to find those bobby pins. - Sailing with Gandalf to the Grey Havens.
Bobby pins have a demanding, high-stress job so it’s likely they got tired of the mortal world and hopped a ship with Gandalf to retire with the elves. - Mount Olympus.
That vindictive deity Hera most likely took every single bobby pin in your house because she’s just the worst. Chill girlfriend, no one wants your cheating husband. - With the Three-Eyed crow in the haunted forest beyond the Wall.
Who knows why the Three-Eyed Crow wanted your bobby pins. Maybe Bran needs them to keep his hair out of his eyes during shapeshifting lessons.
