Dictators are the worst. However, I’m a sucker for a pretty face, even if that face is attached to an amoral megalomaniac. In the spirit of objectification, here is my absolutely definitive list of the world’s sexiest dictators.
10. Joseph Stalin
When people talk about Joseph Stalin it’s always “Gulag this!” or “Mass graves that!” However, I like to remember this brutal dictator who murdered millions as a distinguished daddy-bear type with an awesome mustache.
And can we please talk about the fact that in his youth the Man of Steel was a dead ringer for former One Direction member and all-around heartthrob Zayn Malik? Now there’s a regime I’d be happy to suffer under.
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