Dictators are the worst. However, I’m a sucker for a pretty face, even if that face is attached to an amoral megalomaniac. In the spirit of objectification, here is my absolutely definitive list of the world’s sexiest dictators.
1 of 10 10. Joseph Stalin
When people talk about Joseph Stalin it’s always “Gulag this!” or “Mass graves that!” However, I like to remember this brutal dictator who murdered millions as a distinguished daddy-bear type with an awesome mustache.
And can we please talk about the fact that in his youth the Man of Steel was a dead ringer for former One Direction member and all-around heartthrob Zayn Malik? Now there’s a regime I’d be happy to suffer under.
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