If the poop emoji is you favorite (Don’t deny it!), then this is the perfect card for you!
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Kris Kringle is so mainstream, so send your besties greetings from Krampus, his slightly creepy counterpart who captures naughty children instead of leaving them coal in their stockings.
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This is so perfect considering the new Star Wars movie is about to come out ... and so imperfect because Jabba makes me want to never eat Christmas treats ever again.
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This card takes the dangers of yellow snow to a whole new, creepy level that I don’t quite understand. But hey, if The Nightmare Before Christmas is one of your friend’s favorite movies, they’ll get a kick out of this card.
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This one can technically work for a birthday or Christmas if your buddies are into weirdly sorrowful horror movie characters.
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If you want to give someone the gift of a person’s face that looks like it's about to explode from all the holiday stress, here you are! Because as you get older, holiday stress is definitely more prevalent than holiday joy.
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This delightfully odd vintage card features what looks like a potato and ribeye going at each other. Perhaps the perfect sentiment for the relative you can never seem to get along with during Christmas dinner?
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This edgy (yet weirdly cute) card is sure to make your significant other laugh and probably cringe with embarrassment if you are with family.
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This funky card is definitely surprise enough on its own, but it's even better if you can somehow pop out of the Christmas ham as it's being opened!
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