We doubt there’s a single strand of hair that isn’t teased between the two of them.
Heck, we wouldn’t surprised if they were never able to brush it out.
When the squad looks this “good,” it’s no wonder they couldn’t get a date.
They were just too intimidating.
This headscarf is definitely supporting all that hair.
Well, the headscarf and four cans of Aqua Net.
This is truly unique.
Props to him for the commitment and ingenuity.
There’s an 85% chance her dog was her inspiration for this look.
Hopefully, the dog didn’t mind being copied.
He clearly felt amazing with this bird’s nest on top of his head.
And we are happy for him.
The look leaves just one question: did he cut it square, or was this just a divine occurrence?
Surely, it was divine.
Look at all that hair! And the size of the bow!
There’s a good chance she had to walk sideways through doors.
Doesn’t it make you want to just smooth your hand over the top of her head?
No? Us either.
The swoop in these bangs is truly awe-inspiring.
Maybe she’ll let us borrow her Aqua Net to try it out ourselves.
Since the bangs and sharp hair cut weren’t enough, she threw in a rat tail on the side.
And it is magically horrendous.
It’s a classic.
That’s all there is to say about it.
We’re so glad she survived being electrocuted and was able to sit for her school picture.
Hope the picture turned out good!
How was this even possible?
Someone teach us.
If there were a supervillain in the 80s, it was absolutely this lady.
Those bangs are just devious.
We can’t pull our eyes away.
It’s like Wiley Coyote shot himself on a rocket right into a rock wall.
Color this bright has never been seen, nor will it ever be seen again.
Honestly, that’s a blessing.
Rock on sister.
We see you, and we agree you’ve got the raddest cassette collection in town.
Another look that leaves you puzzling over the thought process.
Why did you do this to yourself?
He was prepared for any impromptu physical challenge that came his way.
Whether the sweatband kept his big hair out of his face is questionable, though.
Good lord, it’s like something out of a horror movie.
How was this even achieved?!
Oh, why did you make these poor life choices?
We can never unsee this.
It was spunky and cute at the time.
Now it’s just an unfortunate trend innocent girls fell for.
