This Entirely Teased Look

We doubt there’s a single strand of hair that isn’t teased between the two of them.
Heck, we wouldn’t surprised if they were never able to brush it out.
This Group Look

When the squad looks this “good,” it’s no wonder they couldn’t get a date.
They were just too intimidating.
This Headscarf-Supported Look

This headscarf is definitely supporting all that hair.
Well, the headscarf and four cans of Aqua Net.
This Sea Urchin-Inspired Look

This is truly unique.
Props to him for the commitment and ingenuity.
This Poodle 'Do

There’s an 85% chance her dog was her inspiration for this look.
Hopefully, the dog didn’t mind being copied.
This Feathery Mullet

He clearly felt amazing with this bird’s nest on top of his head.
And we are happy for him.
This Very Square 'Do

The look leaves just one question: did he cut it square, or was this just a divine occurrence?
Surely, it was divine.
This Big Hair and Bigger Bow

Look at all that hair! And the size of the bow!
There’s a good chance she had to walk sideways through doors.
This Mushroom Look

Doesn’t it make you want to just smooth your hand over the top of her head?
No? Us either.
These Wavy Bangs

The swoop in these bangs is truly awe-inspiring.
Maybe she’ll let us borrow her Aqua Net to try it out ourselves.
This Side-Swept Rat Tail

Since the bangs and sharp hair cut weren’t enough, she threw in a rat tail on the side.
And it is magically horrendous.
This Timeless Jheri Curl

It’s a classic.
That’s all there is to say about it.
This "Finger in the Electrical Outlet" Look

We’re so glad she survived being electrocuted and was able to sit for her school picture.
Hope the picture turned out good!
This Surprisingly Impressive Style

How was this even possible?
Someone teach us.
This Supervillain Style

If there were a supervillain in the 80s, it was absolutely this lady.
Those bangs are just devious.
This Statement Maker

We can’t pull our eyes away.
It’s like Wiley Coyote shot himself on a rocket right into a rock wall.
This Neon Look

Color this bright has never been seen, nor will it ever be seen again.
Honestly, that’s a blessing.
This Punk Mullet

Rock on sister.
We see you, and we agree you’ve got the raddest cassette collection in town.
This Triangular 'Do

Another look that leaves you puzzling over the thought process.
Why did you do this to yourself?
This Sweat Band and Big Hair Combo

He was prepared for any impromptu physical challenge that came his way.
Whether the sweatband kept his big hair out of his face is questionable, though.
Whatever THIS Is (Part 2)

Good lord, it’s like something out of a horror movie.
How was this even achieved?!
Whatever THIS Is

Oh, why did you make these poor life choices?
We can never unsee this.
This High Side Ponytail

It was spunky and cute at the time.
Now it’s just an unfortunate trend innocent girls fell for.
