This High Side Ponytail
It was spunky and cute at the time, but now it’s just an unfortunate trend innocent girls fell for.
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This Timeless Jheri Curl
This Big Hair and Bigger Bow
There’s a good chance she had to walk sideways through doors to just get all that hair and the bow inside.
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This Entirely Teased Look
We doubt there’s a single strand of hair that isn’t teased between the two of them. Heck, we wouldn’t surprised if they were never able to brush it out.
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This Feathery Mullet
He clearly felt amazing with this bird’s nest on top of his head, and we are happy for him.
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This Sweat Band and Big Hair Combo
This Family Look
The family that rocks bad hairstyles together, should destroy the photographic evidence together.
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This Whale Spout
This Science-Defying Perm
Only Cher could so effortlessly break all rules of physics and leave us in wonder.
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This Punk Mullet
Rock on brother. We see you, and we agree you’ve got the raddest cassette collection in town.
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These Bangs That Can't Be Touched
This Mushroom Look
Doesn’t it make you want to just smooth your hand over the top of her head? No? Us either.
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This Headscarf-Supported Look
This headscarf is definitely supporting all that hair. Well, the headscarf and four cans of Aqua Net.
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This Side-Swept Rat Tail
Since the bangs and sharp hair cut weren’t enough, she threw in a rat tail on the side. And it is magically horrendous.
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These Enchanting Feathered Bangs
This Gravity-Defying Monster
She is hands down responsible for the hole in the ozone layer. She definitely went through too much hairspray.
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This Very Square 'Do
The look leaves just one question: did she tease it and then cut it square, or was this just a divine occurrence? Surely, it was divine.
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These Bangs
Madonna may be an icon, but even she can’t make two different types of bangs work at the same time.
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This Sea Urchin-Inspired Look
This Neon Look
Color this bright has never been seen, nor will it ever be seen again. Honestly, that’s a blessing.
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This "Finger in the Electrical Outlet" Look
We’re so glad she survived being electrocuted and was able to sit for her school picture.
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This Poodle 'Do
There’s a 85% chance her dog was her inspiration for this look. Hopefully the dog didn’t mind being copied.
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This Group Look
When the squad looks this “good,” it’s no wonder they couldn’t get a date. They were just too intimidating.
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These Wavy Bangs
The swoop in these bangs is truly awe-inspiring. Maybe she’ll let us borrow her Aqua Net to try it out ourselves.
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This Supervillain Style
If there were a supervillain in the 80s, it was absolutely this guy. Those bangs are just devious.
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This Statement Maker
We can’t pull our eyes away. It’s like Wiley Coyote shot himself on a rocket right into a rock wall.
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This Triangular 'Do
Another look that leaves you puzzling over the thought process. Why did you do this to yourself?
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Whatever THIS Is
Whatever THIS Is (Part 2)
Good lord, it’s like something out of a horror movie. How was this even achieved?!
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