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The Most Ridiculous Wedding Dresses of All Time

The Egg-cellent Dress

The Egg-cellent Dress

What a young bride! She’s barely hatched from her tulle egg and she’s already getting married! This one at least gets some credit for being white. 

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The Cinched Knees Dress

The Cinched Knees Dress

This is the perfect wedding dress for ladies with an hourglass figure in all the wrong places. You might not be able to take a step larger than a few centimeters, but people will definitely be talking about your dress for years to come. 

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The Flower Bomb Dress

The Flower Bomb Dress

The bride certainly had "flower power" in mind when she decided to wear this dress. Let's hope that the church doors are as wide as this monstrosity. 

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The Giant Vegas Showgirl Dress

The Giant Vegas Showgirl Dress

This is clearly a bride who was going for a more refined, minimal look. Let’s hope years of back pain are worth it! 

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The Barely Covering Anything Dress

The Barely Covering Anything Dress

This dress was on the right track — right up until the designer decided to do away with the entire top portion of the dress. We have no idea how this would work out for anyone tying the knot, so designers definitely messed up here. 

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The "Feminine Hygiene" Dress

The "Feminine Hygiene" Dress

What bride doesn’t want to look like a giant, decorative tampon on her big day? This one clearly has a lot of bells and whistles that probably took a lot of time to make — unfortunately, you could not have picked worse bells and whistles. 

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The Nightmare Dress

The Nightmare Dress

There are some wedding trends that are so popular they just should die. It seems like every bride these days is walking down the aisle looking like some nightmarish alien mummy. 

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The Awful Flashy Dress

The Awful Flashy Dress

It’s always so touching when a bride includes her bridesmaids in her terrible fashion choices. Are these women headed to a wedding or a throwback party to when Sixteen Candles was in theaters?

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The Deer Dress

The Deer Dress

If you start from the ground up, this wedding dress looks promising right until you make it to the “veil” -- or whatever those horns and fringe are supposed to be. 

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The Edible Dress

The Edible Dress

This might be an insane wedding dress, but there’s no denying that it’s also useful. This was clearly a bride who wanted to kill two birds with one stone. 

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The...Something Dress

The...Something Dress

It’s nice to see that the Swamp Thing finally found love. As for what is actually happening in this photo — your guess is as good as mine! 

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The "I Need a Drink" Dress

The "I Need a Drink" Dress

Now, are these champagne glasses for guests or all for the bride herself? It’s the metal exoskeleton that really ties this one together. 

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The Bling Dress

The Bling Dress

This dress was featured on My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, which should surprise absolutely no one. How is the groom supposed to reach her face when it's time to kiss the bride?

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The Ombre Dress

The Ombre Dress

We've seen a lot of ridiculous and poofy wedding dresses, but this one takes the cake. There's no telling what that dress is made of, but it straight up looks like fur. 

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The Dreamsicle Dress

The Dreamsicle Dress

I guess if you want to look as bright as a poison dart frog on your wedding day — that's your business. At least this fashion-challenged bride found a man just as tacky as she is. 

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The Pamela Anderson "Dress"

The Pamela Anderson "Dress"

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee got married after only dating for four days. And clearly, they put just as much thought into their beautiful "outfits" as they did their actual connection. Just...yikes. 

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The Annie Oakley Dress

The Annie Oakley Dress

Who designed this dres? It's clearly supposed to be a wedding dress, which makes us wonder if maybe there was a shootout immediately after the ceremony...

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The "I Can't Wear White" Dress

The "I Can't Wear White" Dress

After this woman gets married, she's got to go be the grand marshal for a Mardi Gras parade. And then if there's time, she's set to go pick up a shift at the strip club too. 

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The Receipt Dress

The Receipt Dress

We all know that getting married is expensive, but did she really have to put all of the receipts right there on her dress? 

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The Wide Load Dress

The Wide Load Dress

If you're going to wear a wedding dress that big, you gotta make sure that that the aisles are large enough. Walking down the aisle is gonna be a little different if you have to shuffle down sideways like a crab. 

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The Ursula Dress

The Ursula Dress

Nothing says true love like literally wrapping your tentacles around a man. Personally, I want as few octopuses around as possible on my wedding day. 

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The Midas Dress

The Midas Dress

If I had any gold to flaunt, I absolutely would, but at least have some taste when you do it. This dress is absolutely atrocious. 

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The Pink Nightmare Dress

The Pink Nightmare Dress

This dress has everything and then some...and then a little bit more after that. It's bright pink, too tight and too big, so you can rest assured that you and everyone around you will be uncomfortable on your wedding day. 

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The Larger Than Ever Dress

The Larger Than Ever Dress

We're gonna guess that this dress was from Texas...ya know, because everything is bigger there. Huge hat? Check. Huge skirt? Check. The only thing beautiful is the bouquet, and even that's pushed too far. 

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The Extra Tulle Dress

The Extra Tulle Dress

You know what this dress needs? About four tons more tulle in the back. We're joking! We honestly think there's plenty, and a bride that would wear this would have major back problems later. 

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The Paris Forever Dress

The Paris Forever Dress

Listen, if you want to get married in Paris, then get married in Paris! This cringe-worthy dress was featured on My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, and we, unfortunately, can never unsee it. 

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The Ruffles-Galore Dress

The Ruffles-Galore Dress

This is just too many ruffles. Can you imagine walking down the aisle in this thing? Designers need to be stopped. 

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Camo and weddings don't mix. Stop trying to make it happen because it never will. 

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The Toilet Paper Dress

The Toilet Paper Dress

At first glance, these dresses might not look too bad, but look again. Those dresses are made from toilet paper — toilet paper. We can't make this up. Hopefully it doesn't rain.

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The Gangs All Here Dress

The Gangs All Here Dress

There's a lot to unpack here. The wedding dress looks more like a ballet tutu from a strip club. Then the bridesmaids look just as awful. Why would someone do this to their wedding?