It doesn’t matter how old you are. The prospect of eating a Lunchables pizza makes every single day better. It takes you back to the excitement of field trips and the looks of jealousy your classmates cast your way when they had to eat lame PB&J sandwiches. Oh, the good ol’ days!
All forms of pizza are holy, but the pizza rolls are like the One Ring to rule them all. These succulent little folds of tortilla can lead you straight into Mount Doom, but you don’t care.
The feeling of satisfaction you gained as a child from peeling a perfectly shaped strand of cheese from the top to bottom is just as a strong in adulthood. If anything, it’s even better because life is hard when you’re all grown up, so it's the little victories that count.
Frosted Animal Crackers
Playing safari with these icing-coated little creatures will absolutely never get old. Neither will biting their heads off.
Breadsticks N’ Cheez Snack Packs
They're messy, salty, and probably don’t count as real food, but Breadsticks N' Cheez Snack Packs are still fun to eat when you’re in your 30s.
Flashing Ring Pops around and pretending you’ve got a giant rock is still entertaining. Plus, they’re still delicious enough to make you drool. Literally.
Of all the gummy sour confections out in the world, Sour Straws are still king. On a related note, what’s the big deal with adults sticking them in lemonade?
Poptarts are the breakfast of champions big and small. You shouldn't care if the rest of the office is judging you for eating Poptarts for breakfast and lunch.
Fruit by the Foot
Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the fact that it’s still second nature to unroll these and hang them from your mouth like a tongue even after you’ve got kids of your own.
You probably have no idea what kind of meat goes into Slim Jims, but like a child, you just don't ask questions when something tastes this delicious.