Talk Show Host
Donald has an enormous ego, so he would love to have a show devoted to himself. As he'd have celebrities appear on the show to discuss their latest projects, viewers would actually tune in to see what crazy thing he would say next.
Donald running for president is one of the best things to happen to comedy in years. He could jot down some of the outrageous things he says on the campaign trail and comedians could play them off as hilarious jokes.
McDonald’s Fry Cook
Though he claims to support the working class, Donald has never had to work a minimum wage job. We could see how he actually feels after working a double shift over the hot fryer.
Say what you will about the Trumpster, but he’s undeniably fun to watch. He would fit right in at the circus. Oh, and it goes without saying that he would be a sad clown.
As most people remember from Donald's reality TV days, he loves to fire people. Big corporations could bring him on to show them how to effectively get rid of their workers. He’d probably even do it for free.
It would be amazing to see what would happen if you placed Donald in a room with 26 screaming children. Maybe they could make some sense out of the things he says.
Donald loves to yell and degrade people. These seem like the prerequisites to coaching sports. Whenever his players miss a shot, Trump would humiliate and possibly fire them from the team.
He has a devoted following of wackos, and he loves to spread his toxic ideology. It wouldn’t be a stretch to think of Donald leading a group of protesters at someone’s funeral.
Donald loves to be in positions of authority. There is a great buddy cop movie to be made following rookie Trump and veteran officer Danny Glover.
As much as he craves attention and loves theatrics, it seems like Donald would be right at home on the stage or screen. Plus, he appears to want to follow in Ronald Reagan’s footsteps anyway.