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10 John Stamos Instagram Posts That Prove He's the Finest Wine

Yellow has never looked so good.

John Stamos smiles, and the whole world stops turning. Okay, maybe that's just my heart skipping beats. Either way, those are the most beautiful and perfect crow's feet I've ever seen.

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Fifty two and fit as hell.

Seriously? There are college-age guys out there that don't look this good. Something about that sweat glistening off his glowing, tanned skin, and that gray shirt showing off his biceps just really makes my knees go weak.

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Pucker up.

Hey John, if that puppy doesn't want your kisses I know a girl who definitely does.

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The two most beautiful men in the world.

John Stamos and Rob Lowe? There is too much sexy in this picture!

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*Insert sexual purrs*

If you didn't already think John (as I like to call him) is like a fine wine, this picture will change your mind. Flowers? For me? Oh, you shouldn't have!

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Did I make the Nice List?

Take away the beautiful snowy scenery, and what do you have? A gorgeous John Stamos with flawless hair, sparkly white teeth, and an unbuttoned shirt showing just the right amount of chest hair. Now that's my kind of Santa.

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His signature look.

Mutton chops on any other man would be a major turn off, but with John Stamos' profile and that salt-and-pepper hair they are a resounding yes. 

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Is this a Greek thing?

He's making a goofy face and he still looks like a Greek God. I'd be happy to pay tribute to him any day.

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Now that's a view.

Cargo shorts have never been so damn attractive, which is largely due to the fact that John Stamos is so gorgeous I barely noticed them.

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The Trifecta

A man, his dog, and his Calvins. Need I say more? 

Hey John, call me!

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