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11 Jedi-Master-Level Excuses for Skipping Work to Binge-Watch 'Star Wars'

"The Death Star"

"The Death Star"

"It feels like something flew up inside my stomach and fired torpedoes at my insides. You really don’t want me to come in to the office."

"The Millennium Falcon"

"The Millennium Falcon"

"I’m in a very dark place right now. The best way for me to describe it is I feel like I’m trapped inside a giant worm that’s hiding in an asteroid in the depths of space. I’m going to see a counselor today."

"The Padawan"

"The Padawan"

"The doctors are concerned. My medichlorean count is through the roof, so they’re running some tests."

"The Cantina"

"The Cantina"

"I got in a fight at a bar last night and the guy really messed up my arm—the pain is unbelievable. There’s no way I can type on a keyboard today."

"The Jabba"

"The Jabba"

"I’m morbidly obese, and I’m having some trouble getting off the couch this morning. Can I send in one of my slave girls instead?"

"The Vader"

"The Vader"

"Of course I’m sick. I find your lack of faith disturbing."

"The Force Choke"

"The Force Choke"

"It feels…(gasp)…like my throat…(another gasp)…is closing up. It’s…(gasp)…probably contagious."

"The Anakin"

"The Anakin"

"My mom was abducted by a savage gang of bandits, so I’m going to need the day off so I can get her back."

"The Chewie"

"The Chewie"

RAWRGWAWGGR! 

"The Yoda"

"The Yoda"

"Working today, my brain is not. Seeing a doctor about it, I am. "

"The Han"

"The Han"

"I’ve got a bad feeling about coming in today. "