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30 Hilariously Creative Yard Sale Signs Everyone Should See

Say No More!

Say No More!

"GARAGE SALE!! FOLLOW ME!"

Real talk, I would follow this kitty anywhere -- to the ends of the earth even!

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The Most Interesting Yard Sale

The Most Interesting Yard Sale

"I don't always go to YARD SALES, but when I do I turn here."

Okay, you have our attention. We don't always go to yard sales, but when we do, we buy from the most interesting man in the world. 

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Gotta Shop 'Em All!

Gotta Shop 'Em All!

"Shop til you Drop! (dead)"

Listen, as an avid retail therapy shopper, don't threaten me with a good time. 

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Totally Worth It

Totally Worth It

"YARD SALE"
"Did you go?"
"Yes"
"What did it cost?"
"Almost nothing."

Should we be this blasé? Absolutely, yes. Always for a good sale. 

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Talk About Awkward

Talk About Awkward

"CHEATING WIFE GARAGE SALE. ALL MUST GO! LIKE HER!"

Gotta make the best of a bad situation, no?

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Katy Perry Is Coming?!

Katy Perry Is Coming?!

"Meet Katy Perry: At our garage sale*"

The asterisk says Katy was invited, but that doesn't mean she will attend. 

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At Least They're Honest

At Least They're Honest

"Random Crap"

Lets spend the next 30 minutes rifling through your random crap! Maybe it could be our crap. 

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Mike Tyson Can't Catch a Break

Mike Tyson Can't Catch a Break

"Thaturday -N- Thunday YARD THALE"
"We got a late start..so we will be out till dark!!!"

Can't believe they didn't continue the joke with the late "thart" -- oh, wait. No, I get it. 

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We Like Big Sales and We Cannot Lie

We Like Big Sales and We Cannot Lie

"OMG Becky Look at Her Sale"

It is so big, she looks like one of those clearance guys' girlfriends. 

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Life Certainly Is Like a Yard Sale

Life Certainly Is Like a Yard Sale

"Life is like a YARD SALE, You never know what you're gonna get"
"I pity the fool wh odoesn't stop at this YARD SALE!"
"OH! A YARDSALE"
"Cash me Ousside at my yard sale!"
"Bring your kids Bring your wife 'cause we are selling everything out here!"

We really hope to cash them all outside, but please have Venmo or Cash App -- thx. 

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Um....Okay?

Um....Okay?

"Going to JAIL SALE"

The only answer that truly matters here: is the stuff stolen or can we actually buy it? 

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Absolutely Purrrfict

Absolutely Purrrfict

"YARRRD SALE"

Can't wait to browse this kitty's wears. Hopefully, there's some good fuuurrrniture. 

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Person or Nah?

Person or Nah?

"STOP AT THIS YOU MUST"
"HUGE SALE"
"YARD THALE"

We've seen some of these signs before, but the people shapes? That's extra creative. 

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Poor Grandpa...

Poor Grandpa...

"GRANDPA FINALLY DIED SALE"

But does he have any good furniture??

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A Good Cause For Sure!

A Good Cause For Sure!

"YARD SALE. Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am. YARD SALE FOR THE CURE"

Michael, "why use lot word when few word do trick?"

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Are Those.....Undies?

Are Those.....Undies?

"YARD SALE"

Gotta admit that hanging the undies there really grabbed our attention, but is this a yard sale we want to go to?

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Y NO BUY?

Y NO BUY?

"Y U NO BUY EVERYTHING? YARD SALE"

SRY. I'M ON MY WAY. 

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What Are Yard Sales, Honestly?

What Are Yard Sales, Honestly?

"IS IT A YARD SALE OR A REALLY INEXPENSIVE DEPARTMENT STORE? COME AND SEE FOR YOURSELF!"

Macy's and Sears better step up their game!

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Tons of Stuff, Tiny Apartment

Tons of Stuff, Tiny Apartment

"GARAGE SALE. Come get some great stuff for less than coffee...or just come and watch me cry as I sell really great stuff that doesn't fit in my DC Studio."

Are D.C. studio apartments really that small? We almost feel bad for the person

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Ernest Goes to Yard Sales

Ernest Goes to Yard Sales

"NEAT JUNK"

Anyone else miss Ernest? This is a sure-fire way to get us going to the yard sale. 

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Time to Pahk The Cah!

Time to Pahk The Cah!

"YAHD FRIGGIN' SALE"

Using the Boston accent is Wicked Smaht!

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Yard Sales Meant for Princesses

Yard Sales Meant for Princesses

"We've got GADGETS & gizmos A PLENTY!"

Wonder if they have whozits and whatzits. We could also use a new thingamabob.

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A Fab-ulous Yard Sale

A Fab-ulous Yard Sale

"YARD SALE"

Those abs will attract people from miles and miles away. 

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What a Breathtaking Yard Sale...

What a Breathtaking Yard Sale...

"You Stay Classy!"
"Come to our SALE. Don't act like you're not impressed!"
I don't know how to put this but my yard sale is kind of a big deal!!"

Using Anchorman quotes works every time, 60% of the time.

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Bigly Stuff!

Bigly Stuff!

"HUGE SALE!!
- Lots of stuff
- really great stuff 
- the best stuff
-let me tell you, it's great stuff...
- the best stuff!"

Don't find anything? Well, that's just SAD!

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Hold on a Second!

Hold on a Second!

"DEAD PEOPLES THINGS FOR SALE"

So what you're saying is that the stuff is haunted? 

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That's What They All Say

That's What They All Say

"Uterus is Retired.
YARD SALE.
Baby crap galore!"

Hopefully, she won't have to rebuy everything after a little "surprise!"

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Treat Yo' Self!

Treat Yo' Self!

"YARD SALE
Clothes? Treat yo self
House Decor? Treat yo self
Halloween Costume? Treat yo self
Toys? Treat yo self
Furniture? Treat yo self"

Treat yo' self? Don't mind if I do! My wallet says no, but my heart says yeessss...

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Using the Force for Evil

Using the Force for Evil

"This is the SALE You're looking for"

The guy just waved his hand, and I emptied my bank account. So weird...

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Crappy Signs

Crappy Signs

"GARAGE SALE
Crap You Need"
"GARAGE SALE!
Craps Gotta Go!"
"GARAGE SALE!" 
"Our Crap Could Be YOUR CRAP!"

According to the reviewers of this Amazon product, people tried to buy her signs -- not her crap!

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