Beyonce's Golfing
Beyonce likes to dabble in sports every now and then, and that includes a little golfing. She posted this one on Instagram with no caption. It's just a nice little afternoon, hitting the nines, and maybe a nice lunch afterward. You know how she plays it!
The only problem was, she didn't quite get the reception she wanted — or maybe she did. Can you spot the weird photoshopping lines in this one? If you're having a little trouble, we have you covered. Hint: It's very close to her body. Spot it yet?
Beyonce's Golfing Exposed
There's something about Beyonce Photoshopping between her legs, we're not sure what it is. Anyone who's seen her in person knows that she has a killer body, so why bother with the thigh gap? Girl, you look amazing the way you are! Why bother taking FaceTune to your thighs?
In her case, the entire line where the grass is gets blurred into oblivion because of stretching. You'd think she would have seen this one, but apparently not. People posted nothing but laughing emojis, and we honestly can't blame them. Bey should have known better.
Gordon's Blurry Meeting with Kris
Everyone knows that the Jenners and Kardashians are some of the most guilty Photoshoppers and FaceTuners out there, so it comes as no surprise that this photo is blurred into oblivion. Jenner is desperately working to hide her aging, but here's the thing, she doesn't look that bad for her late 60s to begin with.
In this photo, she's showing off her new cookbook with none other than Gordon Ramsey. That's mostly what makes her blurring so obvious — he has wrinkles for days. All we can say is yikes. Way to make aging look like a terrible, terrible thing, Kris.
The Meeting Unblurred
The funniest thing about their meeting is that Ramsey also posted an image of the meeting, and he didn't do a single thing to the photo. It's a little grainy, but you can see all the wrinkles in perfect view! Wonder if Kris called Ramsey up, telling him to take the photo down.
At this point, she's probably used to being called out. You know what though, we bet the recipes in the book are good, at least. Ramsey isn't one to promote awful food. Maybe we'll see more images of Kris's food in the future (but we doubt it).
Kim K and Black Chyna Working Out
This is a great pic of Kim Kardashian and Black Chyna showing off their greatest ass-ets. Kim Kardashian's butt is almost as famous as the whole family itself. That's honestly how she grew to popularity for the most part — her crazy dramatic hourglass figure and massive behind.
That's what landed her on the cover of Paper magazine, of course. Black Chyna's rear gives Kim K a run for her money in this pic, but funny enough, their behinds aren't the part that's been altered. It's definitely hard to believe, but it's true...at least from what we can prove.
Well That's Not Right
Look at that alteration on her tummy! The floor is getting sucked into her like her belly button is a freaking black hole. That, or whoever installed her tile definitely needs to be fired ASAP. Granted, the tuning on her stomach makes her butt look bigger, but jeez.
At least try to hide this stuff, Kim. It's like the family doesn't even care anymore. People expect FaceTune at this point, so maybe they shouldn't care. It's just a shame all their young fans are having major body issues. It's like the '90s heroin-girl chic all over again.
Beyonce's Yacht Vacay
Queen Bey regularly takes photos of her lavish vacations, and her fans never get sick of it. There's just something interesting about seeing how the other half lives — expensive yachts, beautiful bikinis, nice toned bodies, the works! If anyone can afford this lifestyle it's Beyonce and Jay-Z. They're the power couple of the century.
This photo became somewhat infamous, but not because it shows off her athletic, beach-ready figure. Nah, there's a little something else. It's that same little problem area that she loves to Photoshop every time she posts a new picture of herself on Instagram...
The Infamous Photoshop
It's a good thing Beyonce didn't take a tumble down those stairs because, if you look closely, a couple of them look pretty wobbly and uneven.
And what's more likely? That Beyonce bought a poorly built yacht or that she Photoshops the crap out of her pictures? We know which one we're betting on!
Miranda Kerr Looking Fabulous
Miranda Kerr is honestly one of the most beautiful women out there. This Australian supermodel seemingly popped up out of nowhere and became one of the most recognizable Victoria's Secret Angels out there. Because she was a Victoria's Secret Angel, she had to make sure she looked good 24/7.
It's just as intense as an NFL cheerleader — there are no "off" hours and most of your time is spent working out to maintain a tight core. It's all about those abs and those slim legs and arms! Soon after rising to popularity, she became a businesswoman while still modeling from time to time.
Even Kerr Dabbles in Photoshop
Out of everyone out there, we honestly thought she wouldn't need Photoshop or FaceTune. The girl is made supernaturally beautiful. Yet, here we are. Even Kerr dabbles in alternating her photos, and this one is super obvious. The carpet is so off that it's nearly impossible to see.
Note to everyone that's planning on photoshopping their pictures: don't stand on tiles or carpet that's clearly going to show your lies. Just post the photo as-is. What did she even try to hide here? Guess she was trying to make her hips look larger by thinning out her thighs.
Kim K Revealing It All
Kim Kardashian posted a photo of herself advertising the newest Calvin Klein gear. No one really knows how much the Jenners and Kardashians make doing sponsored posts like these. They've been asked several times, and the answer is usually the same: it varies.
It depends on what product they're posting and what they need to do for the advertisement, which we get. The only thing we really want to know is if the brands care that the family regularly alters their images while wearing the items. This one is a little more obvious than the others.
Well...Not "All"
Kim K wasn't really bearing it all in this photo. She altered her leg quite a bit to give it more of a toned look. Surely she has plenty of time to hit the gym for a leg day. Just show off your body as is, because we've seen it, and it's nothing to be ashamed of!
Thanks to the red circle, you can see that the door frame curves in slightly, showing that Kim K made an effort to make her leg look slimmer. We're guessing she took quite a bit of time doctoring this one up. Who wants to place bets that the family has a team to touch up their pics?
John Mayer's Blurry Attack
This one is subtle, but can you spot it? Yeah, we're totally joking. The blurring is honestly so bad that we could barely see who was sitting next to John Mayer. Any guesses? That's Ricky Van Veen. He's Head of Global Creative Strategy at Facebook and co-founded CollegeHumor, a comedy brand and website.
We honestly aren't sure who wanted to blur this photo into oblivion. Neither person has a history of taking selfies and blurring themselves into being unrecognizable. Whoever did this needs to stop with the filters and just post stuff as-is.
It's Subtle, We Know
The worst part is that John Mayer didn't even post this photo once. He posted it at least twice — once when they were originally hanging out and again when it was Van Veen's birthday. Maybe the day was just really hard on their skin or one of them had a massive pimple?
The photo reminds us of that one guy that got super famous off of blurring his face (and his boyfriend's face) so much that it was honestly a meme. People gotta stop with this blurring. It doesn't look good at all.
Kris Jenner's Casual Workout Routine
Back at it again with a Kris Jenner photo! Who would have guessed that her Instagram had a plethora of pictures to choose from. This one, she's just doing an ad for... we don't even know. That's the least of what we could focus on in this pic.
It's some cleanse product, but what caught our eye was behind Jenner. If you look just under her arm, you'll notice an inconsistency that was called out nearly immediately. Can you spot the problem area?
Kris Jenner's Wobbly Machines
That wonky workout machine! Clearly, Jenner did a little work there, but we honestly can't figure out what. The line suggests that she pulled the area down, but that makes zero sense. The only thing we could assume is that she altered the other side so much that the squiggly part wasn't salvageable.
Girl, start embracing your old age because it isn't going to get any better. As the song "All-Star" goes, "the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'." Someone take the FaceTune away from this lady before she smudges herself out of the photo completely.
Beyonce's Quiet Day
Glamorous as usual, Beyonce. Your fans would expect nothing less. Here, she's sitting down to have a nice glass of wine at home (or maybe on vacation). I think we can all agree that nothing is better than a quiet, sunny day where you can just melt all your worries away.
Beyonce really gives her fans something to aspire to do — take the day in and stop to smell the flowers every once in a while. Another thing she really tells her fans? Love your body...except for the parts you hate, of course. Those, you can just Photoshop!
Those Wine Glasses Look Off...
Beyonce got a little smart after the yacht debacle that had everyone laughing. She must have hired someone to doctor her photos because this one is so subtle that you wouldn't know it's there unless you were looking for it. But here's the thing about the internet...
You genuinely can't get away with anything. They'll spot stuff from a mile away and this weird area is one of them. People noticed how this entire section of the photo was moved over to the side. You can also see the table line lifted toward her in an attempt to make her legs thinner.
Khloe K's Cute Little Selfie
There isn't an ugly Kardashian or Jenner woman. We're convinced that they're all superhuman in one way or another. Khloe, for some reason, has some sort of complex where she doesn't feel as popular as the other girls in her family. Honestly, we have no idea why.
The girl is beautiful and this selfie proves it! The only thing about this is that we know the picture is FaceTuned or Photoshopped in one way or another. We'll give you a second to try and find this one. It's like an adult version of "Where's Waldo!"
Missing Something?
Half her freaking necklace is gone! You can clearly see the butterfly pendant and the right side of the chain, but where's the left? Fans started really calling out how she was altering her pictures, and Khloe responded by posting more pictures. It's just a dainty necklace, right?!
Fans weren't having it. They didn't let this one go, and that's what really started people hyper-analyzing her stuff. Before that, she'd been accused, and there was some proof here and there, but this? This was the smoking gun that really sent everyone into a tizzy.
Britney Spears Livin' It Up
Britney has been freed at last! She's able to live it up in the lap of luxury she's always deserved. Now, she finally gets to do what she wants, when she wants, how she wants. It's the dream she's been waiting for for nearly two decades, so we want to congratulate her.
In this photo, we see her stunning physique as she relaxes by the pool. Typical Southern girl. They do love the beach and pool. It is nice to cool off during a hot summer day. That being said, the picture is a little off, and we're not sure everyone can spot it.
She Does What She Wants
Britney doing what she wants also means she gets to Photoshop where she wants. The alteration in this photo is so dang subtle that we didn't even notice, but the internet did! Check out that grass. Notice something a little off there?
It looks like someone came along with tiny scissors to take out the blades that were a little too high. Obviously, Britney used FaceTune or something like that to lift up the arch of her back so she looked more toned. It's time to be who you want to be, Britney.
Kim K Missing Something Important
At first glance, this seems like an especially unremarkable photo—especially when it comes to Kim Kardashian! It looks downright restrained compared to some of the racier and saucier things that this reality-show-star-turned-phenomenon has shared with the Internet over the years! What's so wrong with a normal picture like this one?
Unfortunately, this is anything but a normal picture. A quick glance might not reveal anything unusual, but if you really take your time to look at the details, you'll see that Miss Kardashian seems to be missing something important...very important! Unless she's had a major accident recently, this is definitely a photoshopped picture.
Her Lifestyle Costs and Arm and a Leg
Eagle-eyed viewers of this photo were quick to point out that Kim K appears to be missing part of her arm! However, if she were really missing an arm, something tells us that she would have exploited and monetized that to the fullest extent by this point in her career.
On top of all that, her less-than-sneaky Photoshop job has left the man in the picture with a bizarre, feminine hourglass figure...but just on the side where her arm is missing! Considering how much she uses Photoshop, you would think that she would be better at it by this point!
Lindsay Lohan Strikes a Pose
When Lindsay Lohan posted this photo to Instagram, she captioned it with this: "My feet look red lol — had to take that out. Only real red is my hair. ??" However, her alleged red feet are the least of her worries when it comes to this obviously Photoshopped picture!
It doesn't take a forensic scientist to see what's going on in this ridiculous photo—all you need is a working pair of eyes! Lindsay fell into the oldest Photoshop trap in the book. That being said, a bad Photoshop job is probably the least of Lohan's sins at this point!
She Should Probably Hire a New Architect
We're not exactly sure how this photo escaped into the world without her noticing just how ridiculously curvy the wall behind her looks. Either she's heavily photoshopped this selfie, or that house she's in is not fit for human habitation! A collapse is imminent if she's not careful!
We understand wanting to look perfect and curvy, but if you're going to lie to the world about how you look, you have to be more careful than this! Hopefully, Lindsay Lohan got that wall fixed...or at least learned how to edit her photos a little more stealthily.
Kim Kardashian Enjoying a Day at the Beach
Is anyone shocked that Kim K has made it onto this list multiple times? We're disappointed but not shocked, to say the least! It's almost sad how much she gets caught altering her photos in hilarious ways. She's addicted to those Instagram likes, and she's not going to let reality get in the way of them!
As far as botched Photoshop jobs go, this one is pretty subtle, but the problems are there if you know where to look. At first glance, she might just look like she's enjoying a day at the beach, but as your view drifts downward, you realize that Kim K is missing an appendage!
Wee, Wee, Wee All the Way Home
We're not sure how Kim K keeps getting maimed, but she is clearly missing a toe on her right foot in this photo! At this point, is there any body part that Kim won't say goodbye to in the quest for the perfect selfie? It may be minor, but that's what makes this photo particularly ridiculous.
What was she trying to edit down there? Her perfectly curved rear isn't around that foot (although we don't doubt that she edited that part, too), so what in the world was she trying to change or disguise? It makes no sense to us, but celebrity antics rarely do!
Madonna the Identity Thief
In recent years, there hasn't been a celebrity who has refused to age gracefully more so than Madonna. Every day, it seems like the Material Girl is trying to act and dress like she's still in her 20s when everyone is well aware that she's nearly 70! However, of all the things she's done to try and make people forget she's squarely an elder, none is more ridiculous than this photo, posted to her Instagram all the way back in 2015. It may look innocent enough, but the story behind this picture is truly asinine.
What makes this photo truly unbelievable is that, while it may be Madonna's head, it is definitely not Madonna's body. In fact, it belongs to TikToker Amelia Goldie, who was flabbergasted and confused by this obvious photoshopped photo that was posted to Madonna's official Instagram. It's still up there all these years later!
Fake Fish in a Fake Pond
This one just takes the cake! This photo, posted to Instagram by musician Aubrey O'Day is completely fake from top to bottom. It's so brazen and ridiculous that we don't even know where to begin. We don't even believe that this photo was shot on location! The shadows on her and the shadows in the environment just don't add up.
Everything about this photo might be fake, but at least those poor koi didn't actually have to deal with some attention-seeking celebrity barging into their home. If you happen to think this pic is authentic, you're in luck because I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you...