Spellbound in Seattle by Garthia Anderson
Because that's the only way we'll pick up this book. Just one question, is there lightning because he's wizard or is he a wizard because there's lightning?
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Savage Promise by Cassie Edwards
This is easily the best harlequin romance novel cover thanks to her legitimately fiery red hair and Fabio's seeming lack of concern for her safety. Also note the polar bear in the background. Classic.
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Valiant Heart by Anita Gordon
That wind must be from a nearby tornado because nothing else could hold that dress up.
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A Heart So Wild by Johanna Lindsey
These two better get out of there before that flowy dress catches fire. Nothing kills the mood better than third-degree burns.
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Gideon's Fall by Bronwyn Williams
We sincerely hope someone told that couple about the giant Fabio steering a ship right towards them. Otherwise this is going to have a tragic ending.
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Toxic Love by Jax Garren
This wins the award for creepiest male model on a romance novel. Does she realize she has a peeping Tom?
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Night of the Cougar by Caridad Pineiro
Why is everything so purple? Why is there a cougar crouching down? We'll never know.
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Stepbrother Mine by Mandy Lou Dowson
Not to discriminate, but a man with four arms seems like a little too much to handle.
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Christmas, Snow, and...a Merman? Beany Sparks
Taste for Blood by Karen Kyle
Love Rampage by Alex Pewell
Are they marketing to eight-year-old girls? Pretty sure this is a binder from elementary school.
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The Boy Next Door by P.D. Singer
Not entirely sure why the boy-next-door is releasing a butterfly into the wild or why this is the cover of a romance novel, but if you want to read it then we won't judge you (openly).
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Kill or Be Kilt by Victoria Roberts
Honestly, the title of this one is enough to make you fall over in laughter, but the romantic purple sky and shirtless man really send it over the edge.
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Lone Arrow's Pride by Karen Kay
His “pride,” huh? So would that be the woman clinging to him, his luscious hair blowing in the wind, or something… else?
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Tender Wings of Desire by Harland Sanders
What makes your mouth water more? Colonel Sanders in a sleeveless white button down or his drumsticks?
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Blaze by Suzan Johnson
Red haired woman, long haired man. Yeah we get it. But most importantly, where can we find that dress? It’s so in style right now.
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Golden Temptress by Patricia Roenbeck
Is that a pegasus in the background? Should we move to wherever this is to find love?
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Enchant the Heavens by Kathleen Morgan
We’re not sure if this is a romance novel or a very clever chiropractic ad. Hopefully the latter.
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Defy Not the Heart Johanna Lindsey
We knew Fabio was fit, but dang is it impressive he can hang out in mid squat with a woman on his lap while outside in the snow and unsheathed, sharp sword lying underneath them.
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Captive Bride by Johanna Lindsey
Hold on one hot second. There’s NOT a shirtless, windblown man in this picture? Oh, and, the woman is missing the top half of her body.
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