In a Family Portrait
In a Box of Tissues
In Bed
In the Refrigerator
In the Car
On the Toilet
On the Bathroom Counter
Anyone that puts their elf in the bathroom like this just turns their helpful little assistant into a terrifying mastermind that’s waiting for the right time to take the family out.
Actually, Anywhere in the Bathroom
In an Open Door
Under a Cup
In the Closet
In the Christmas Tree
In the Kitchen
Climbing the Wall
Starting a Fire
Sure, roasting marshmallows on an open fire can be adorable…unless it’s an elf. Elves and fire don't mix, and it's super creepy. Plus, the last thing your children need is encouragement to try to light a candle so they can roast a marshmallow. We get it’s a fake candle, but still...
In the Microwave
Going to warm up some leftovers only to find the elf’s been spying on you all along through the microwave. It’ll probably prevent your child from making any food on own.
In the Cupboard
Thirsty? Get a cup, unless the elf has claimed it for himself. At least your child may be too scared to get a drink of water in the middle of the night.
At the Office
This one is scary for your co-workers. When you’re messing about in the office, you don’t want to be watched. No one does, but there he is. Ever watchful. Always eyeing.
In the Dryer
In the Oven
Speaking of melted elf, don’t put him in the oven. This could happen, and then your kids will be forced to see their little buddy after he’s “passed.” Not sure Santa can fix this one.
Dressed Up Scary Elf Anywhere
The Kids’ Room
We get the elf is supposed to watch your children, but there has to be a line. Even a child needs a bit of privacy, and having the elf creeping around in their bedroom is a little much.
In Lunch Bags
On Light Fixtures
It’s hard to remember elves in light fixtures. You could go to replace a light bulb in February to find a half-melted elf clinging to dear life.
In the Driveway
The thought of the elf driving up can be cute, but also a little frightening depending on your child. Is it okay if the elf can follow them around no matter where they go? “I always feel like somebody’s watching me” to a whole new level.