This will “redefine your bone structure.” It’ll help you get the chin you always wanted!
But more than likely, it’ll just steal your money.
Okay, this is just gross and weird.
What message could you possibly leave that would be replayed over and over? And who would go through the effort to record that message?
If you thought the Snuggie was bad, you have no idea. This is a Snuggie made for two people.
It’ll make things so awkward between you and the person you’re sharing the blanket with that you’ll have to sit several feet apart, just like this couple.
If you’re looking for an exercise machine that is more expensive and less functional than the original, this machine is perfect for you.
Otherwise, you’ll want a normal jump rope.
Blow dry your hair and get perfect curls? Nope. Too good to be true.
Getting ready in the morning will never be that easy.
Commercials aimed towards kids are just mean.
The parents don’t want to spend money on dumb products, but the kids will get mad if they don’t. This is a perfect example.
Why not vacuum out your earwax? Well, because that can’t be good for you.
We aren’t even supposed to stick Q Tips in our ears. It can’t be better to put a vacuum in your ear.
If you have an empty corner of your house, you should get the Fir-Real Sauna.
It’s perfect for sitting down and not doing anything while you sweat profusely. You’ll get bonus points if you use it during family movie night!
This is such a weird and gross product.
What happens if the ball rolls too far? Isn’t this unhygienic? Who would buy this?
If peeling eggs is too difficult for you, or you’re just peeling way more eggs than a normal human being, this is the product for you.
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This is an adult driving bib, perfect for people who are constantly spilling their drinks while they drive. Instead of this, maybe you should get a better travel mug! Or just don’t drink and drive!
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Once upon a time, someone didn’t know how to use a butter knife. They then went and invented the EZ Butter so they could get the perfect amount every time.
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Only the most patriotic Americans would get a chia of the President. If you have one, you’re free to judge your neighbors on how unpatriotic they are.
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These “transparent lifting straps” are basically just tape that that tries to take arm flab and move it somewhere else. Hint: doesn’t work.
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A vacuum blade hair cutting device? Seems like a recipe for a bad haircut and a trip to the hospital. No thanks!
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This is another product aimed towards children. Parents will regret spending the money, and the girls will forget about it as soon as they get it. It’s truly a lose-lose situation.
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This mask is perfect for a slasher movie and that’s about it. Don’t give your family a heart attack. The only thing this mask will do is put a wedge between you and your loved ones.
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If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “Gee, my underwear is not sweaty enough,” then you should have bought these Sauna Pants a long time ago.
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Money clips and mobsters… what? I don’t think mobsters are using this as a wallet, and we have to worry about anybody who would buy this because a fake mobster recommended it.
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If working out was this easy, everybody would be fit. And if it looked like this, nobody would work out.
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This machine is perfect for getting that last bit of toothpaste out of the tube. It manages to both take up space and cost you more money than you save.
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If putting on jeans is dressing up for you, these are the pants for you. Be careful though. You’ll significantly increase your chances on getting on peopleofwalmart.com.
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This is the portable fish tank your child has been missing. And when they spill it, that’ll be your mess to clean up. Enjoy!
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If you frequently find yourself peeling hundreds of apples at a time, this is perfect for you. Otherwise, this will just take up an obnoxious amount of counter space.
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