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25 Weirdest "As Seen On TV" Products

Neckline Slimmer

This will “redefine your bone structure.” It’ll help you get the chin you always wanted! But more than likely, it’ll just steal your money.

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Talking TP

Okay, this is just gross and weird. What message could you possibly leave that would be replayed over and over? And who would go through the effort to record that message?

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Okay, this is just gross and weird. What message could you possible leave that would be replayed over and over? And who would go through the effort to record that message?

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Siamese Slanket

If you thought the Snuggie was bad, you have no idea. This is a Snuggie made for two people. It’ll make things so awkward between you and the person you’re sharing the blanket with that you’ll have to sit several feet apart, just like this couple.

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If you thought the Snuggie was bad, you have no idea. This is a Snuggie made for two people. It’ll make things so awkward between you and the person you’re sharing the slanket with that you’ll have to sit several feet apart, just like this couple.

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Cardio Jump

If you’re looking for an exercise machine that is more expensive and less functional than the original, this machine is perfect for you. Otherwise, you’ll want a normal jump rope.

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The Air Curler

Blow dry your hair and get perfect curls? Nope. Too good to be true. Getting ready in the morning will never be that easy.

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Hot Huez Hair Chalk

Commercials aimed towards kids are just mean. The parents don’t want to spend money on dumb products, but the kids will get mad if they don’t. This is a perfect example.

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Wax Vac

Why not vacuum out your earwax? Well, because that can’t be good for you. We aren’t even supposed to stick Q Tips in our ears. It can’t be better to put a vacuum in your ear. 

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Fir-Real Sauna

If you have an empty corner of your house, you should get the Fir-Real Sauna. It’s perfect for sitting down and not doing anything while you sweat profusely. You’ll get bonus points if you use it during family movie night!

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Potty Putter

This is such a weird and gross product. What happens if the ball rolls too far? Isn’t this unhygienic? Who would buy this?

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EGGstractor

If peeling eggs is too difficult for you, or you’re just peeling way more eggs than a normal human being, this is the product for you.

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Slobstopper

This is an adult driving bib, perfect for people who are constantly spilling their drinks while they drive. Instead of this, maybe you should get a better travel mug! Or just don’t drink and drive!

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EZ Butter

Once upon a time, someone didn’t know how to use a butter knife. They then went and invented the EZ Butter so they could get the perfect amount every time.

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Donald Trump Chia

Only the most patriotic Americans would get a chia of the President. If you have one, you’re free to judge your neighbors on how unpatriotic they are.

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Instant Arm Lift

These “transparent lifting straps” are basically just tape that that tries to take arm flab and move it somewhere else. Hint: doesn’t work.

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Flowbee

A vacuum blade hair cutting device? Seems like a recipe for a bad haircut and a trip to the hospital. No thanks!

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Hot Stamps

This is another product aimed towards children. Parents will regret spending the money, and the girls will forget about it as soon as they get it. It’s truly a lose-lose situation.

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Rejuvenique Mask

This mask is perfect for a slasher movie and that’s about it. Don’t give your family a heart attack. The only thing this mask will do is put a wedge between you and your loved ones.

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Sauna Pants

If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “Gee, my underwear is not sweaty enough,” then you should have bought these Sauna Pants a long time ago.

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Broccoli Wad

Money clips and mobsters… what? I don’t think mobsters are using this as a wallet, and we have to worry about anybody who would buy this because a fake mobster recommended it.

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Shake Weight

If working out was this easy, everybody would be fit. And if it looked like this, nobody would work out.

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Press 2 Paste: Hands Free Toothpaste Dispenser

This machine is perfect for getting that last bit of toothpaste out of the tube. It manages to both take up space and cost you more money than you save.

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Pajama Jeans

If putting on jeans is dressing up for you, these are the pants for you. Be careful though. You’ll significantly increase your chances on getting on peopleofwalmart.com.

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Teddy Tank

This is the portable fish tank your child has been missing. And when they spill it, that’ll be your mess to clean up. Enjoy!

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Apple Pro-Peeler

If you frequently find yourself peeling hundreds of apples at a time, this is perfect for you. Otherwise, this will just take up an obnoxious amount of counter space.

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