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25 Weirdest "As Seen On TV" Products

“As Seen On TV” commercials are almost as bad as the product they sell, and the commercials are always the same. The commercials start in black and white. You’ll see someone, usually in a kitchen, spilling and making messes that no human would ever make. These people live sad, unlucky lives. Well, until the product is introduced. The person sees color, and their luck drastically changes. Then you’ll have someone come in wearing a polo with the company’s logo embroidered on it. They will introduce themselves and then yell at you. They’ll yell the entire time and talk quicker than we knew was possible. Then, at the end of the commercial, they’ll offer to double your order, but only if you call now.

These ads and the products they sell are the some of the most mind-boggling parts of our culture. We see these commercials and can’t help but be baffled by the fact that somebody somewhere thought the product was a good idea to make. They may have legitimately thought there was a need for their product, but more than likely, they just wanted to make a quick buck.

Somehow, those terrible commercials work. People make a lot of money with “As Seen On Tv” Products, so we continue to see more and more of them every year. Maybe people are convinced they have to buy the advertised product because they can’t in stores. Maybe they think they are actually getting a two-for-one deal. Maybe they are just looking to fill a void in their life. Either way, people are spending money on really dumb products.

Out of all of the dumbest “As Seen On Tv” products, these are the worst. Let us know if we missed any!

Neckline Slimmer

Neckline Slimmer

This will “redefine your bone structure.” It’ll help you get the chin you always wanted! 

But more than likely, it’ll just steal your money.

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Talking TP

Talking TP

Okay, this is just gross and weird. 

What message could you possibly leave that would be replayed over and over? And who would go through the effort to record that message?

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Siamese Slanket

Siamese Slanket

If you thought the Snuggie was bad, you have no idea. This is a Snuggie made for two people. 

It’ll make things so awkward between you and the person you’re sharing the blanket with that you’ll have to sit several feet apart, just like this couple.

(Image via Facebook)

Cardio Jump

Cardio Jump

If you’re looking for an exercise machine that is more expensive and less functional than the original, this machine is perfect for you. 

Otherwise, you’ll want a normal jump rope.

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The Air Curler

The Air Curler

Blow dry your hair and get perfect curls? Nope. Too good to be true. 

Getting ready in the morning will never be that easy.

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Hot Huez Hair Chalk

Hot Huez Hair Chalk

Commercials aimed towards kids are just mean. 

The parents don’t want to spend money on dumb products, but the kids will get mad if they don’t. This is a perfect example.

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Wax Vac

Wax Vac

Why not vacuum out your earwax? Well, because that can’t be good for you. 

We aren’t even supposed to stick Q Tips in our ears. It can’t be better to put a vacuum in your ear. 

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Fir-Real Sauna

Fir-Real Sauna

If you have an empty corner of your house, you should get the Fir-Real Sauna. 

It’s perfect for sitting down and not doing anything while you sweat profusely. You’ll get bonus points if you use it during family movie night!

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Potty Putter

Potty Putter

This is such a weird and gross product. 

What happens if the ball rolls too far? Isn’t this unhygienic? Who would buy this?

(Image via Pinterest)

EGGstractor

EGGstractor

If peeling eggs is too difficult for you, or you’re just peeling way more eggs than a normal human being, this is the product for you.

Image via: Pinterest.

Slobstopper

Slobstopper

This is an adult driving bib, perfect for people who are constantly spilling their drinks while they drive. Instead of this, maybe you should get a better travel mug! Or just don’t drink and drive!

Image via: YouTube.

EZ Butter

EZ Butter

Once upon a time, someone didn’t know how to use a butter knife. They then went and invented the EZ Butter so they could get the perfect amount every time.

Image via: Pinterest.

Donald Trump Chia

Donald Trump Chia

Only the most patriotic Americans would get a chia of the President. If you have one, you’re free to judge your neighbors on how unpatriotic they are.

Image via: Pinterest.

Instant Arm Lift

Instant Arm Lift

These “transparent lifting straps” are basically just tape that that tries to take arm flab and move it somewhere else. Hint: doesn’t work.

Image via: Amazon.

Flowbee

Flowbee

A vacuum blade hair cutting device? Seems like a recipe for a bad haircut and a trip to the hospital. No thanks!

Image via: Pinterest.

Hot Stamps

Hot Stamps

This is another product aimed towards children. Parents will regret spending the money, and the girls will forget about it as soon as they get it. It’s truly a lose-lose situation.

Image via: Amazon.

Rejuvenique Mask

Rejuvenique Mask

This mask is perfect for a slasher movie and that’s about it. Don’t give your family a heart attack. The only thing this mask will do is put a wedge between you and your loved ones.

Image via: Facebook.

Sauna Pants

Sauna Pants

If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “Gee, my underwear is not sweaty enough,” then you should have bought these Sauna Pants a long time ago.

Image via: Pinterest.

Broccoli Wad

Broccoli Wad

Money clips and mobsters… what? I don’t think mobsters are using this as a wallet, and we have to worry about anybody who would buy this because a fake mobster recommended it.

Image via: Pinterest.

Shake Weight

Shake Weight

If working out was this easy, everybody would be fit. And if it looked like this, nobody would work out.

Image via: Facebook.

Press 2 Paste: Hands Free Toothpaste Dispenser

Press 2 Paste: Hands Free Toothpaste Dispenser

This machine is perfect for getting that last bit of toothpaste out of the tube. It manages to both take up space and cost you more money than you save.

Image via: Pinterest.

Pajama Jeans

Pajama Jeans

If putting on jeans is dressing up for you, these are the pants for you. Be careful though. You’ll significantly increase your chances on getting on peopleofwalmart.com.

Image via: Facebook.

Teddy Tank

Teddy Tank

This is the portable fish tank your child has been missing. And when they spill it, that’ll be your mess to clean up. Enjoy!

Image via: Pinterest.

Apple Pro-Peeler

Apple Pro-Peeler

If you frequently find yourself peeling hundreds of apples at a time, this is perfect for you. Otherwise, this will just take up an obnoxious amount of counter space.

Image via: Amazon.