Soldan's Pet Supplies: Dogs Just Enjoy the Ride; Cats Want to Drive.
Cats won't take anything from anyone. They're the boss 5ever.
Now that’s what it’s all about! Good, simple, clean fun! Is there any way to have more fun in a house of worship? Good thing they turned themselves around!
I'm Not Aging Like Wine; I'm Aging Like Milk-Gettin Sour & Chunky.
Honestly, all I can say is, "Same."
We Found Nemo; Fish Sandwiches Are Back.
We wanted to find Nemo, but not like this! Never like this!
Hey McDonalds, Let's Do This Thing. We've Always Wanted An Arch Enemy. #SignWars
Sorry, but McDonald's will probably win.
AHHH Shuck It, Source For Sports. Not Doing Funny Signs Here. Dill With It.
CraftFramacy Not Sure We Can Battle U! The Steaks Are Too High!
Nothing is better than a good sign war.
I Stopped Believing For a Little While This Morning, Journey is Gonna Be So Pissed.
What Journey doesn't know won't hurt them!
Speedy Glass: We Have The Finest Piece Of Glass In Town
But will they deliver dat glass?
Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going To Church.
Ouch. Do you have any aloe for that burn? This church sign knows some of us a bit better than we’d like.
God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does; Go Bama!
Maybe we can’t all agree that Alabama is the best team in the world, but you have to admit this sign is hilarious. Who knows, maybe God has a favorite college football team after all.
Adam and Eve: The First People to Not Read the Apple Terms + Conditions
Now I'll think twice before skipping over the Terms and Conditions. After all, knowledge is power!
God Loves You More Than Kanye Loves Kanye
If there is one absolute truth in the world, it’s that no one loves Kanye more than Kanye, but God isn’t exactly just anyone. I’m not gonna Runaway because there’s No Church in the Wild!
Whoever Stole Our AC Units, Keep One. It Is Hot Where You're Going.
Whoa! Now this burn definitely needs some emergency treatment. There are two things that stop, drop, and roll won’t help you with: the underworld and this massive fiery comeback. Who steals an air conditioning unit from a church anyway?
He's All About
That Grace
Bout That Grace
Bout That Grace
We’ve all heard the Meghan Trainor song—it’s impossible to get out of your head. Way to turn it around, Cornerstone! It’s all about that grace, bout that grace, no devil!
This Church Used As Sharknado Shelter!
Oh, man! Here I was thinking I’d seen the last of Sharknado! At least, I know when the apocalypse hits and sharks rain down on us all, the Church of Christ has us covered. Quick! To the shelter!
The World Needs Jesus, Like The Force Needs A Win
With all the hype around the new Star Wars film, Cornerstone knows exactly how to draw the crowds. Let me just say one thing: May the Force be with you…as you go to church!
What do church mice believe in? Cheeses! Get it?
Puns are the best, aren’t they? This one is so bad that it’s actually good. Cheesus! The savior we all find deliciously holy.
Hipster Jesus Loved You Before You Were Cool.
At least someone thinks I'm cool.
Easter Comes Twice A Year, How Often Do You
This isn't something we should talk about at church.
Shrinkage is An On-Going Problem; Worship Sunday 9 & 11.
Someone should have saw this.
Gave Up Sign Change For Lent; Changing Lives Inside!
It's going to be a busy Lent!
Bible Quiz: How Many Versus In The Bible Are About 'Eagles' And 'Patriots?
Eagles 33
Patriots 0
Eagles: Superbowl + 33
The Fact That There's A Highway To [the downunder] And Only A Stairway To Heaven Says A lot About Anticipated Traffic Numbers
The underworld will be one wild ride though.
Jesus Has Risen, Baseball Is Back, High Fives All Around
Is Jesus home or away?
Do You Know What [the underworld] Is? Come Hear Our Preacher
Is he really that bad??
Common Sense Is A Flower That Doesn't Grow In Everyone's Garden.
Yeah, pretty much.
Easter Mass This Sunday
Come Hear A Zombie Story With A Lot Less Annoying Bickering Than The Walking Dead
Better ratings, too.
Worship 10:30
Jesus Said "I'll Be Back" Way Before Arnold Did
Stop being a copycat, Arnold!
Hang Out With Jesus; He Hung Out For You!
Oh, jeeze. Maybe not the best wording?
