Chrissy Teigen is hands-down the funniest celebrity in the social media game, and if you’re not following her, I honestly don’t know what you’re doing with your life. Between documenting her love for food and getting in fights with Twitter trolls, Chrissy keeps it real 24/7. In honor of Chrissy’s 30th birthday, here are 30 times she was just like us - but, you know, prettier, funnier, and more retweetable.
1. That time she gained a few holiday pounds.
2. That time she barely made it through Thanksgiving.
First sober thanksgiving. Pray for me.— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 24, 2015
3. That time she bought 50 donuts and had zero shame.
4. That time she just couldn’t even.
i've been sick. i have no brain. no energy. no tweets. my pet's heads are falling off— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 25, 2015
5. That time she fought McDonald’s BS policies for you.
Wow I just learned the hard way that McDonald's doesn't serve fries before 1030? Looks like we have another battle to fight, team— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 15, 2015
6. That time she loved her curves and all her edges, all her perfect imperfections…
7. That time she showed the world exactly what her pregnancy cravings were.
8. That time she loved pizza as much as all of us...
I have come to realize that at some point in the day, I will order and consume a pizza so it might as well be in the morning— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 13, 2015
9. ...maybe even more than us.
haaaaa i just realized i got my period dates mixed up and i'm not pms'ing i just love pizza and ranch and being a bitch— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 9, 2013
10. That time she woke up like this.
11. That time she showed us what true love really is.
12. That time she hated the VS Fashion Show as much as we all do.
I am just pregnant enough to not enjoy seeing backstage pics of the vs fashion show bombshells— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 10, 2015
13. That time she stood up for salads everywhere.
because it's not YOUR idea of a salad? this is salad shaming and i won't stand for it https://t.co/cCQbe9alBq— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 19, 2015
14. That time she worked really hard to get those Instagram shots. #dedicated
15. That time she self-diagnosed and found her own cure.
lately i get blinding headaches, cured only by hamburgers. webMD not helping.— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 25, 2015
16. That time she wasn’t afraid to ask Google for a little help.
17. That time her own legs turned against her.
18. That time she had an embarrassing moment at the doctor’s office.
i just put the cup of my pee into the dr's cabinet thing the same time someone opened it from the other side and i want to die— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 10, 2015
19. That time she just wanted to give up.
I wanna quit everything and develop candy bars— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 2, 2015
20. That time she doubted herself.
drop crotch pants are never low on me. does this mean I have a dropped crotch— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 22, 2015
21. Literally every time she calls out the Twitter trolls.
22. That time she pointed out the difference between “hypocritical” and ironic” like a boss.
how's it hypocritical that I have dogs and eat meat? it would be hypocritical if I ate dog meat. actually even then it would just be ironic.— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 4, 2015
23. That time she admitted just how lazy she is.
I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 28, 2015
24. That time she had an eyelash malfunction.
just tried to take my fake eyelashes off but they were my real eyelashes needless to say i now have no eyelashes— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 27, 2015
25. That time she and John stayed in bed. All. Day.
At 10:46am, then 2:43pm. Will update any further changes. pic.twitter.com/9Dxv5fJKEh— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 24, 2015
26. No, like literally all day.
9:45pm update pic.twitter.com/7icDS8DYWc— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 25, 2015
27. That time she let her haters know she hates them too.
whenever people say they hate me i get sad but then i realize i hate a shit ton of people i don't know— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 15, 2015
28. That time she hit rock bottom.
29. That time she asked the important questions in life.
why can't we get drunk and crave salads— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 22, 2013
30. That time she aspired to be Kate Middleton (because same).
Kate Middleton just gave birth to a future king and I just threw up wine almost into the toilet it's like we're the same people— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 23, 2013