Just because you need to go to Walmart doesn't mean you have to leave the comfort of your bed. We're hoping that she has a bikini underneath the blanket at least. Actually, in her defense, she's more clothed than some patrons of Walmart that we've seen...
Even with Walmart's low prices, it's probably still cheaper to buy clothes than sheets!
Someone give this man a raise! Or a better haircut! They have haircuts in most Walmart locations, right? Or better yet, do both! And let's hope that Walmart doesn't change its logo anytime soon!
But one question—why is it so low down on his head?
Hey, it's better than dirty feet, I guess? For her, I mean. For everyone else that has to use that sink, it's clearly a nightmare. This is why there are random signs like "don't wash your feet in the bathroom." It seems unnecessary until you see something like this...
This is one instance where it's fine to be "that person" and ask them exactly what the heck they think they're doing.
Wait for It...
All the best public humiliation takes place at Walmart. Would his punishment have been less severe if it had only been a one-day fishing tournament? Guess we'll never know!
This is a husband and wife duo that knows how to have fun on their three-day fly-fishing competition. He'll have to train better for next year.
Parent of the Year
Just defrost him in the microwave. Just make sure that it isn't on the highest settings. Kids bounce back after that kind of stuff, right? I'm sure he'll be fine!
Take it from us, you're not going to find a kid for cheaper than you will at Walmart!
Clearly You Failed Your Child and Grandma Failed You
Something tells me grandma won't be pleased with this. Or who knows? Maybe she's as big a thot as her grandkids keep saying. Ignoring the fact this won't age well, most people have no clue what a thot is.
Buying this should probably disqualify you from raising a child!
Gotta Catch Em All
These Pokemon parents clearly are doing something right. Except for the part where they go to Walmart dressed like this. We'll forgive them because it's cute, though.
It turns out that making a scene in Walmart is a family affair!
The Devil is in the Details
Jesus doesn't care--he's making a killing off these shirts. He clearly didn't have a hand in the design, though, because I'd like to think he could come up with something more creative than "Satan is bad. Jesus is good."
Hopefully, once tax is added, the total will be a more wholesome number.
It gets the point across, I'll give them that. And if something that size shows up in your toilet, get to a doctor immediately! Gotta say, this set up is pretty great, though. It's impossible to miss, and it would certainly attract people now.
But seriously, who is actually buying that pillow?
Halloween at Walmart
Walmart is no laughing matter...unless you're a jester. And if we know Walmart, that guy probably bought the costume there, too. It's truly the circle of life. You know it's also made of that warm plush material so it's probably incredibly warm and sweaty. Ugh.
Hopefully, that lady is looking for something a little less ridiculous that he can wear!
Don't Ask Questions
There's a story behind this photo...and I have no desire to hear it. There's only one reason someone abandons a pair of pants in the bathroom, and it involves exactly what you think it does.
This might look strange to some, but it's just another day at your friendly local Walmart!
Therapy Pets Have Gotten Ridiculous
It was his first (and hopefully last) trip to Walmart. Although he probably isn't the worst-smelling person in the store! Just keep him calm by giving him a million treats, and we'll all be okay.
In the skunk's defense, he's probably not the worst-smelling person in Walmart!
I'm Ready for My Closeup
This baby thinks she's pulling that wig off, but we all can see her lace front. That's embarrassing even if you're just at Walmart. At least she's living her best life, and we can't judge her for that.
The more we think about it, the more we wish baby wigs would become a real thing.
Don't Make Eye Contact
These are definitely the people you see right before you're murdered in Walmart. Hopefully, this is from Halloween, but given Walmart customers, this is probably just an average Wednesday.
It didn't look good on Miley Cyrus, and it doesn't look good on him either.
Sir, I Think You Dropped Something
There's never a dull moment in the Walmart lost and found bin. Something tells me this guy will be back pretty quickly for what he's forgotten. Hopefully, this doesn't turn into a Walmart Cinderella.
It looks like those poor false teeth have seen better days...
Someone is clearly hunting for a bargain. I'd say, "Let's hope it's worth it!" But this is Walmart--we all know it's not. Has anyone questioned how he'd even carry those big boxes home? Those scooters aren't that good.
I guess his leg is already broken, so what's the worst that could happen with him crawling around back there?
Air is Optional
Kids are such pros at keeping themselves entertained. But you know what they're not pros at? Keeping themselves alive. How is no one stepping into help this child?
If that kid survives this, she'll learn a very valuable lesson!
Cosplay Gone Wrong
The Hamburglar is looking pretty racy these days! And you didn't hear this from me, but he's CLEARLY had some work done. While she's doing a little shopping, she's scoping the in-Walmart McDonald's.
Or maybe the Hamburglar has found himself a lady friend who shares his love of black and white stripes!
Spell Check is a Must
They sold out in minutes, all thanks to a typo. But just to be safe, I'd wash these blueberries before you eat them. Or maybe they're some of the best blueberries you'll ever have. Who knows?
I'd hate to be the employee stuck doing returns for these!
Warning: Student Driver
It's better than some parking jobs I've seen at Walmart! Let's just hope there were no Peds Xing at the moment of impact! Insurance won't believe this even happened.
When it comes to the Walmart parking lot, there are no rules...clearly!
This is what you get when a cowboy and an elf fall in love. Unfortunately, it happened to be a cowboy and elf with no fashion sense whatsoever. Whoever owns these boots needs to do a little trimming.
As much as we hate to admit it, those boots are so ridiculous that they almost circle back around to awesome.
Things are not always what they seem at Walmart. Hopefully you're in the mood for peach pie as much as you were in the mood for homemade salsa.
Or maybe this is some new hybrid fruit. Who knows? Peaches that taste like tomatoes might be great!
The camo fairy is here to grant your every Walmart wish! My first wish? A different outfit for the camo fairy. If you look close, you can see this is actually a 40+-year-old man.
I didn't realize that fairies were allowed to leave their magical forest, but even they have to shop some times!
The rules of nutrition are different when you step inside a Walmart. Unfortunately, they all revert back to normal once you step outside the store.
Here's an important diet tip: if it tastes good, it's not healthy!
What Hath God Wrought?
Cargo sweatpants: a sign of the apocalypse? Probably not in Walmart. I imagine these are a pretty common occurrence in the store. How about we burn them and never make them again?
It might not be the flashiest bad outfit at Walmart, but these are definitely the worst of the worst regardless.
Seems wildly impractical, but okay. Let's just hope she doesn't poke a hole in any of the produce! She's even painted them Walmart colors. Does that mean it fits the dress code?
Maybe she's a nail-biter and wants to make sure she's always got something to chew on!
Placement: You're Doing it Wrong
Marketing needs a refresher on how eggs work. Or maybe the eggs need a refresher on how marketing works! Or maybe this is Walmart's new ploy to sell pre-mixed eggs...
They may be unbeatable, but at least you won't pay a ton for them at Walmart!
Math is Hard
You won't find a "sale" like this anywhere else! But hey, this is only a mistake if people notice it, and unfortunately, I imagine most people won't. If this marketing ploy works, then we're all doomed.
Sometimes it's not Walmart that saves you money—it's your own ignorance!
The Dirty Truth
Everyone needs a friend during those dark times in life. Thankfully, most of those dark times don't take place in a cow mask at Walmart. At least the horse knows he's safe...for now...
But for real, this stunt has been done to death. Anyone can buy a cow mask and walk into a Walmart; you're not funny!
You've got to keep those white-collar workers employed somehow! What better way than to have them find every conceivable place to shove in a Walmart logo?
It looks like there really is no escaping Walmart. It's always watching!
Sometimes curbside pickup just isn't close enough. And how thoughtful of the police to escort them! I'm sure this was a call they were thrilled to get.
Even as crazy as this is, it's nowhere near the most inappropriate thing someone has done in a Walmart.
Tony Hawk You Don't Look So Good
His joints may protest, but he's got a skater's soul. Unfortunately for him and his soul, the joints are winning. Skateboarding around truly knows no age (until he wipes out).
Maybe these are Walmart's new eco-friendly scooters. No electricity is necessary!
Thanks Public School!
It seems like our youths might need some more educating. At the very least, whoever printed that off should have their high school diploma revoked.
Kids may come "ferst" but spelling definitely comes in second on this sign!
Just Another Day at Walmart
It was clearly laundry day. At least, I hope it was laundry day. When it comes to Walmart, the odds are 50/50. At least they're covered for the pandemic. We hope.
This is a great outfit for people who want to get out but want no actual human contact.
I wonder who she voted for in 2008? Or maybe the polls closed before she could get there because she spent all her time making this bizarre dress.
Who needs politics when you have fashion? Not this lady!
Gourmet Cuisine by Walmart Standards
"Sounds delicious!" Said no one ever. I bet Walmart just had a ton of pickle juice they needed to unload. Guess this is something for all those people on Keto.
Savory popsicles should be outlawed altogether, but at the very least, these need to be taken off the shelves ASAP.
Supply and Demand
Pool noodles are clearly the hottest item of the summer. That, or Walmart has magically turned into a fancy, upscale establishment. Maybe we should get into selling pool noodles...
This was clearly taken at the Walmart in the fancy part of town!
Close but No Cigar
Your t-shirt might not add up, but those Walmart savings sure will! And who needs accurate clothes, anyways? Maybe it's a statement that math is relative.
When it comes to clothing, this looks ridiculous, but you could do a lot worse with clothes from Walmart!
Truth in Advertising
You know exactly what you're getting when you buy these products. This is why I plan on never buying these products. Maybe someone can try naming something other than "butt." They'd certainly stand out.
I guess if you have to buy butt paste, Walmart is the place to do it. At least no one there is any position to judge you.