Halloween at Walmart
Walmart is no laughing matter...unless you're a jester. And if we know Walmart, that guy probably bought the costume there, too. It's truly the circle of life. You know it's also made of that warm plush material so it's probably incredibly warm and sweaty. Ugh.
Just because you need to go to Walmart doesn't mean you have to leave the comfort of your bed. We're hoping that she has a bikini underneath the blanket at least. Actually, in her defense, she's more clothed than some patrons of Walmart that we've seen...
The Devil is in the Details
Jesus doesn't care--he's making a killing off these shirts. He clearly didn't have a hand in the design, though, because I'd like to think he could come up with something more creative than "Satan is bad. Jesus is good."
Someone give this man a raise! Or a better haircut! They have haircuts in most Walmart locations, right? Or better yet, do both! And let's hope that Walmart doesn't change its logo anytime soon!
Hey, it's better than dirty feet, I guess? For her, I mean. For everyone else that has to use that sink, it's clearly a nightmare. This is why there are random signs like "don't wash your feet in the bathroom." It seems unnecessary until you see something like this...
Wait for It...
Shocked? Just wait til you see the battery prices in the background. Those prices are almost as outrageous as that bodysuit. You know she probably thinks that she's Rhianna in her "S&M" video.
Parent of the Year
Just defrost him in the microwave. Just make sure that it isn't on the highest settings. Kids bounce back after that kind of stuff, right? I'm sure he'll be fine!
Gotta Catch Em All
These Pokemon parents clearly are doing something right. Except for the part where they go to Walmart dressed like this. We'll forgive them because it's cute, though.
All the best public humiliation takes place at Walmart. Would his punishment have been less severe if it had only been a one-day fishing tournament? Guess we'll never know!
Spell Check is a Must
They sold out in minutes, all thanks to a typo. But just to be safe, I'd wash these blueberries before you eat them. Or maybe they're some of the best blueberries you'll ever have. Who knows?
It gets the point across, I'll give them that. And if something that size shows up in your toilet, get to a doctor immediately! Gotta say, this set up is pretty great, though. It's impossible to miss, and it would certainly attract people now.
Don't Ask Questions
There's a story behind this photo...and I have no desire to hear it. There's only one reason someone abandons a pair of pants in the bathroom, and it involves exactly what you think it does.
Therapy Pets Have Gotten Ridiculous
It was his first (and hopefully last) trip to Walmart. Although he probably isn't the worst-smelling person in the store! Just keep him calm by giving him a million treats, and we'll all be okay.
I'm Ready for My Closeup
This baby thinks she's pulling that wig off, but we all can see her lace front. That's embarrassing even if you're just at Walmart. At least she's living her best life, and we can't judge her for that.
Don't Make Eye Contact
Okay, two things. One: these are definitely the people you see right before you're murdered in Walmart. And two: Miley wore it better! Hopefully, this is from Halloween, but given Walmart customers, this is probably just an average Wednesday.
Someone is clearly hunting for a bargain. I'd say, "Let's hope it's worth it!" But this is Walmart--we all know it's not. Has anyone questioned how he'd even carry those big boxes home? Those scooters aren't that good.
Air is Optional
Kids are such pros at keeping themselves entertained. But you know what they're not pros at? Keeping themselves alive. How is no one stepping into help this child?
Cosplay Gone Wrong
The Hamburglar is looking pretty racy these days! And you didn't hear this from me, but he's CLEARLY had some work done. While she's doing a little shopping, she's scoping the in-Walmart McDonald's.
Warning: Student Driver
It's better than some parking jobs I've seen at Walmart! Let's just hope there were no Peds Xing at the moment of impact! Insurance won't believe this even happened.
This is what you get when a cowboy and an elf fall in love. Unfortunately, it happened to be a cowboy and elf with no fashion sense whatsoever. Whoever owns these boots needs to do a little trimming.
Things are not always what they seem at Walmart. Hopefully you're in the mood for peach pie as much as you were in the mood for homemade salsa.
The camo fairy is here to grant your every Walmart wish! My first wish? A different outfit for the camo fairy. If you look close, you can see this is actually a 40+-year-old man.
The rules of nutrition are different when you step inside a Walmart. Unfortunately, they all revert back to normal once you step outside the store.
What Hath God Wrought?
Cargo sweatpants: a sign of the apocalypse? Probably not in Walmart. I imagine these are a pretty common occurrence in the store. How about we burn them and never make them again?
Placement: You're Doing it Wrong
Marketing needs a refresher on how eggs work. Or maybe the eggs need a refresher on how marketing works! Or maybe this is Walmart's new ploy to sell pre-mixed eggs...
Sir, I Think You Dropped Something
There's never a dull moment in the Walmart lost and found bin. Something tells me this guy will be back pretty quickly for what he's forgotten. Hopefully, this doesn't turn into a Walmart Cinderella.
Math is Hard
You won't find a "sale" like this anywhere else! But hey, this is only a mistake if people notice it, and unfortunately, I imagine most people won't. If this marketing ploy works, then we're all doomed.
The Dirty Truth
Everyone needs a friend during those dark times in life. Thankfully, most of those dark times don't take place in a cow mask at Walmart. At least the horse knows he's safe...for now...
You've got to keep those white-collar workers employed somehow! What better way than to have them find every conceivable place to shove in a Walmart logo?
Sometimes curbside pickup just isn't close enough. And how thoughtful of the police to escort them! I'm sure this was a call they were thrilled to get.
Tony Hawk You Don't Look So Good
His joints may protest, but he's got a skater's soul. Unfortunately for him and his soul, the joints are winning. Skateboarding around truly knows no age (until he wipes out).
Thanks Public School!
It seems like our youths might need some more educating. At the very least, whoever printed that off should have their high school diploma revoked.
Just Another Day at Walmart
It was clearly laundry day. At least, I hope it was laundry day. When it comes to Walmart, the odds are 50/50. At least they're covered for the pandemic. We hope.
I wonder who she voted for in 2008? Or maybe the polls closed before she could get there because she spent all her time making this bizarre dress.
Truth in Advertising
You know exactly what you're getting when you buy these products. Which is why I plan on never buying these products. Maybe someone can try naming something other than "butt." They'd certainly stand out.
Seems wildly impractical, but okay. Let's just hope she doesn't poke a hole in any of the produce! She's even painted them Walmart colors. Does that mean it fits the dress code?
Clearly You Failed Your Child and Grandma Failed You
Something tells me grandma won't be pleased with this. Or who knows? Maybe she's as big a thot as her grandkids keep saying. Ignoring the fact this won't age well, most people have no clue what a thot is.
Gourmet Cuisine by Walmart Standards
"Sounds delicious!" Said no one ever. I bet Walmart just had a ton of pickle juice they needed to unload. Guess this is something for all those people on Keto.
Supply and Demand
Pool noodles are clearly the hottest item of the summer. That, or Walmart has magically turned into a fancy, upscale establishment. Maybe we should get into selling pool noodles...
Close but No Cigar
Your t-shirt might not add up, but those Walmart savings sure will! And who needs accurate clothes, anyways? Maybe it's a statement that math is relative.