Green is Definitely His Color
Just like clockwork--when the temperatures start to rise, so do the hemlines.
Some Good, Old Fashioned Marketing
The key to being a shrewd business owner is giving people something they don't even realize they need.
The Hat Makes an Outfit
Didn't show up to Walmart looking like a crazy person? No worries! You can buy all the supplies you need right there!
Who Is His Plastic Surgeon?
You do you...mostly because I'm afraid of your reaction should I not permit you to do you.
Practicality is Overrated
Not sure how you handle produce with those things, but I'm sure she has a system in place.
When Halloween Goes Too Far
As much as this photo scarred me, I'm sure it will scar that kid even more.
But No Really...I'm Good
He might have thought this was an ironic photo, but unfortunately irony is not permitted on the Walmart premises.
Pokemania Hit This Family Hard
I hope all your pokeballs have been child proofed!
Luscious Locks from an Early Age
Where did she get her hair done? It looks so natural.
It's Called Fashion, Baby
We're guessing there isn't water in that bottle. Maybe something a little...stronger?
McDonalds Goes Racy
This is clearly not the Hamburglar of your childhood...
Pink is Very in Right Now
This is the perfect outfit for people who have to get out but don't want any human interaction.
Someone is Having a Fabulous Retirement
When you're that age, you don't have time to stop and care what people think.
Perspective Changes Everything
If you thought those tight pants were disturbing, just wait til you see the front...
Everyone Needs a "Fun" Dress
I'm surprised they offer that dress in his size.
She's Clearly Living Her Best Life
There is so much wrong with this picture that it's hard to even know where to begin...
Brings a Whole New Meaning to "Walking Down the Aisle"
If you thought buying a wedding dress at Walmart was depressing, just wait until you have your wedding there.
Pretty Tame for Walmart, to Be Honest
It didn't look good on Miley Cyrus, and it doesn't look good on him either.
At Least She Made an Attempt to Look Fancy
I'm no beauty guru, but I think she might have been slightly heavy handed with the eye shadow.
A Glorious Pompadour
It's fabulous but is it more of a Target 'do or a Walmart 'do?
Eat Your Heart Out, Daisy Duke
Thankfully, Walmart sells plenty of bleach to wash your eyes out with.
Love is in the Air
I really wish Cupid's outfit left a little more to the imagination...
The Hot Wheels Racetrack Cowboy
You’ve yee’d your last haw, sir.
Thanksgiving is Serious Business at Walmart
I'm not sure who has it worse--her or the turkey.
Slender Man Has Really Let Himself Go
I'm just going to walk away slowly and hope that he doesn't notice me...
At Least That Shirt is Long
At this point, your pants aren't sagging--you're literally just walking around with them at your ankles.
He's Buying Stuff to Fix a Faulty Outlet
I'm sure that took lots of time and effort to accomplish, but why though???
Tis the Season
Christmas cheer never looked more terrifying...
A Colorful Attempt at Attention Seeking
When you see a customer like this, you know you're in for a bad time.
Tragedy on the Ocean
Okay Aqua Man, this meme has been done to death. At this point, you're just another Walmart crazy.
New Year, New You
They all said that brown was in this year. Time to get a wardrobe upgrade!
Surely They Came Together
I want to give them the benefit of the doubt and say this was on Halloween, but there is literally not a single other person in a costume besides these two.
Belts, Belts, Belts
At least we can be thankful his pants are actually pulled up -- a rare sight for Walmart.
Skin-Tight Faux Pas
Can we all agree that skin-tight outfits shouldn't be worn by anyone? Please?
The Best Meal of All
We'd say he looks fresh, but it's Ramen. We all know that Ramen is never fresh.
The Walmart Jester
He had to buy that outfit somewhere, and it was probably Walmart. It's a fashion circle of life.
The Sleepy Cowboy
A cowboy with two bottles of Dr. Pepper -- this is obviously the most Texas picture in existence.
Where to Start...
What he's wearing is a serious mess, but can we talk about how tall this dude is?
The Final Boss Mullet
Talk about business in the front and party in the back. This mullet has so much party in the back that Jason DeRulo crashed it.
Talk About a Hairy Situation
This hair hasn't been near water in months. We all know that much.
Grandma's Crochet Obsession
Even if the outfit is atrocious and shouldn't be worn, those stitches are on fire. You go, grandma.
Fauns of Walmart
Mr. Tumnus back at it again. Even he needs toiletries every now and then.
The Walmart Dude
Now this is an outfit that The Dude can be truly proud of.
Get Those Heels On
Nothing like a good pair of 12” heels to wear while waltzing around Walmart.
The Grocery Store is a Jungle
I'm not sure if he thought animal print would make him look more intimidating, but it most definitely doesn't.