Just like clockwork--when the temperatures start to rise, so do the hemlines.
This might also be a Walmart shopper who failed at hairstyles, too!
The key to being a shrewd business owner is giving people something they don't even realize they need.
We imagine that if they're actually serving biscuits and porn they don't even need marketing to bring in the masses.
Didn't show up to Walmart looking like a crazy person? No worries! You can buy all the supplies you need right there!
At least this hat is honest! Also, if you've had 12 beers, you're probably better off without a gun in your hands.
You do you...mostly because I'm afraid of your reaction should I not permit you to do you.
Grandpa has really let loose and gone wild since grandma passed away...
Not sure how you handle produce with those things, but I'm sure she has a system in place.
Maybe she's a nail-biter and wants to make sure she's always got something to chew on!
As much as this photo scarred me, I'm sure it will scar that kid even more.
Why this woman thought the middle of Walmart was the time to snap this horrific photo is beyond us!
He might have thought this was an ironic photo, but unfortunately irony is not permitted on the Walmart premises.
We don't know why the adults-wearing-onesies trend ever took off, but we're ready to see it moved to the clearance rack.
I hope all your pokeballs have been child proofed!
It turns out that making a scene in Walmart is a family affair!
Where did she get her hair done? It looks so natural.
The more we think about it, the more we wish baby wigs would become a real thing.
We're guessing there isn't water in that bottle. Maybe something a little...stronger?
We don't know which is worse—that ratty looking fur coat or that ratty looking hair! Or those ratty looking high heels. It's just rats from top to bottom with this one.
This is clearly not the Hamburglar of your childhood...
Or maybe the Hamburglar has found himself a lady friend who shares his love of black and white stripes!
This is the perfect outfit for people who have to get out but don't want any human interaction.
Thank God these never caught on during COVID!
When you're that age, you don't have time to stop and care what people think.
While the pink hair may look great, we can't forgive the pink and green outfit. People seriously need to stop trying to make those colors work together!
If you thought those tight pants were disturbing, just wait til you see the front...
Listen, wear what you want, but why does everything have to be so terrifyingly form-fitting?
I'm surprised they offer that dress in his size.
But does he really have the body type to pull off a high-waisted dress?
There is so much wrong with this picture that it's hard to even know where to begin...
Where does that heinous hair end and that heinous fur collar begin?
If you thought buying a wedding dress at Walmart was depressing, just wait until you have your wedding there.
At least there's plenty of cheap food on hand for the reception!
It didn't look good on Miley Cyrus, and it doesn't look good on him either.
We're just hoping and praying this was on Halloween and not some random Wednesday in March.
I'm no beauty guru, but I think she might have been slightly heavy handed with the eye shadow.
That kind of makeup might fly on RuPaul's Drag Race, but it's got no business in the coffee aisle.
It's fabulous but is it more of a Target 'do or a Walmart 'do?
Wherever he shops, we're sure he's paying a ton for hair products!
Thankfully, Walmart sells plenty of bleach to wash your eyes out with.
The best part of this outfit has to be what looks like a handgun just chilling out in his waistband.
I really wish Cupid's outfit left a little more to the imagination...
You never know when romance is going to strike, but just hope and pray it doesn't happen while you're at Walmart!
You’ve yee’d your last haw, sir.
As much as we hate to admit it, those boots are so ridiculous that they almost circle back around to awesome.
I'm not sure who has it worse--her or the turkey.
Always make sure that your headwear is cooked to an internal temperature of at least 160 degrees Fahrenheit.
I'm just going to walk away slowly and hope that he doesn't notice me...
At least he's trying to class up his Walmart visit with a suit jacket.
At this point, your pants aren't sagging--you're literally just walking around with them at your ankles.
Trends come and go, though. Before you know it, you'll see people with their pants all the way up to their shoulders.
I'm sure that took lots of time and effort to accomplish, but why though???
He definitely cleared out the hair gel section at Walmart!
Christmas cheer never looked more terrifying...
It looks like Santa's elf from A Christmas Story has fallen on hard times...
When you see a customer like this, you know you're in for a bad time.
Looks like she's just picking up a few last-minute essentials before heading out to Burning Man.
Okay Aqua Man, this meme has been done to death. At this point, you're just another Walmart crazy.
You and the guy in a cow mask crying in the beef section can get together and laugh at how clever you are.
They all said that brown was in this year. Time to get a wardrobe upgrade!
Just a friendly reminder: if you're an adult wearing a onesie in public, you've done something wrong and should try again!
I want to give them the benefit of the doubt and say this was on Halloween, but there is literally not a single other person in a costume besides these two.
Or maybe this is the beginning of a beautiful, blossoming friendship!
At least we can be thankful his pants are actually pulled up -- a rare sight for Walmart.
Maybe there's some sort of traumatic pantsing in his past that still haunts him...
Can we all agree that skin-tight outfits shouldn't be worn by anyone? Please?
And if you must wear one, at least wear a shade that isn't approximating a skin color! No one needs your nude illusion in Walmart!
We'd say he looks fresh, but it's Ramen. We all know that Ramen is never fresh.
Are Ramen clothes as cheap as Ramen noodles? Did he pay 35 cents for that outfit?
He had to buy that outfit somewhere, and it was probably Walmart. It's a fashion circle of life.
Hopefully, that lady is looking for something a little less ridiculous that he can wear!
A cowboy with two bottles of Dr. Pepper -- this is obviously the most Texas picture in existence.
We're sure the people who needed to grab something behind you thought it was totally hilarious too.
What he's wearing is a serious mess, but can we talk about how tall this dude is?
If it wasn't all pot leaves, this one would actually be kind of terrifying!
Talk about business in the front and party in the back. This mullet has so much party in the back that Jason DeRulo crashed it.
Just make sure that glorious mane doesn't get tangled up in your shopping cart wheels!
This hair hasn't been near water in months. We all know that much.
Maybe she's going for some kind of sculpture on her head?
Even if the outfit is atrocious and shouldn't be worn, those stitches are on fire. You go, grandma.
Whoever made that probably should have taken her measurements a few more times, though...
Mr. Tumnus back at it again. Even he needs toiletries every now and then.
How that doesn't kill his feet is beyond us!
Now this is an outfit that The Dude can be truly proud of.
We don't care what kind of cultural reference you're making, bath robes are not public attire!
Nothing like a good pair of 12” heels to wear while waltzing around Walmart.
It's going to be a real mess when she turns her ankle and topples into a potato chip display!
I'm not sure if he thought animal print would make him look more intimidating, but it most definitely doesn't.
What he's gonna do with that pineapple is a mystery that we don't want to solve!
You know what they say, the couple that gets their hair done together...stays together?
We hope that his and hers mullets are the next big thing in hairstyle trends!
