Ever woken up in the morning, and felt the call of glory and destiny? Clearly, this lass has. She seems to feel entitled to the roadway in her shopping cart of "You shall not pass." Maybe she's waiting for someone to move her. The world may never know, but those that waited for her to move out of the way will surely never forget.
For those who have had a less grandiose morning, we can only imagine how frustrating it must be to see this woman blocking your path as you try to get somewhere else. But really, who are we to judge? Maybe she's just trying to find herself on a cross-country quest for self-discovery! In a grocery store cart...
Green is Definitely His Color
Just like clockwork — when the temperatures start to rise, so do the hemlines. That's perfectly fine for some, but this guy? Nah, he needs to put some more clothes on. A crop top wasn't meant for someone like this. This might also be a Walmart shopper who failed at hairstyles, too!
We'd say he came to show off his abs, but we can both see that there aren't any abs to be found in this photo. What makes it all worse is that the guy doesn't look like he's had a shower in a good week. There's enough grease in the photo to fry an egg. Ugh.
Maybe she's making that money. Maybe that red hat means something, or maybe just maybe, she got a whole cart for a few grapes and what looks like a single apple. It's absolutely stunning that she has a sweater there as well. What type of weather is she having? Short shorts and sweaters don't really go together.
She might be hoping that the internet falls in love with her as the queen of the grocery store. Nah, we all know it's the checkout person that's doing their most to get us all through that line quicker. Shout out to that person because we just wanna get on with our lives.
But No Really...I'm Good
He might have thought this was an ironic photo, but unfortunately, irony is not permitted on Walmart premises. We don't know why the adults-wearing-onesies trend ever took off, but we're ready to see it moved to the clearance rack. That goes double for meme onesies like this. Why did it even exist in the first place?!
Can we also talk about the fact that onsies are super hot, and so you know this guy probably smells like sweat? Walmart isn't known for keeping their stores ultra cold, even in the winter. Every year, we're forced to see them, and every year, they get worse and worse.
They really out here marveling at apples. They're oohing and ahhing while wearing sunglasses inside the store. The level of failure here is off the charts, only topped by the cart toppling over from the pressure of two grown women seconds after the photo was taken.
These types of girls are always the most annoying because they wreak havoc all over the store and think they're the main character in everyone's story. Let's not scream so loud the entire store hears it, yeah? There's no way the apples are honestly that interesting no matter what type they are.
The Hat Makes an Outfit
Didn't show up to Walmart looking like a crazy person? No worries! You can buy all the supplies you need right there! At least this hat is honest! Also, if you've had 12 beers, you're probably better off without a gun in your hands.
Then again, we all know the type of hunter that isn't really worth their salt. They're the guys that get out there too late while smelling strong of...god knows what. These guys don't understand hunting and probably never will. At least they have a good time? But the hat seems to suggest they're not so psyched about polishing off a 12 pack over nabbing a 12 point.
I Never Finish
This shirt says everything, doesn't it? "I Never Finish Anyth." It's such a fast-paced world that even our t-shirts don't have time to finish a thought! It's a pretty dumb joke, but this one made us laugh, so we can't judge it too harshly. Sometimes it's just hard to finish your DIYs.
We've all been in the middle of a project and got side-tracked. Then we notice the project weeks later, and we're like, "oh yeah!" Granted, we don't advertise that at Walmart. Sometimes, though, you just have to let the world (and the entirety of Walmart) know that you just don't finish anyth
Get Those Heels On
Nothing like a good pair of 12” heels to wear while waltzing around Walmart. It really helps you out when you need to get something off the top shelf. I mean, who has time to wait for an employee? Then again, it's going to be a real mess when she turns her ankle and topples into a potato chip display!
Do you think that will be one of those cases of "you break it, you buy it?" Actually, now that it's brought up, we can't help but wonder if that's exactly what happened to all the bags of chips we've ever bought — someone just fell on top of them. All these years, we thought they were broken on purpose!
Wish She Had a Brain
She may wish they were brains, but we bet that most men would beg to differ! At least she wasn't wearing a hat that said: "I Wish This Was a Boob". Of course, this wit proves that she definitely has some brains. It's just the men who will be losing their minds.
Ironically, most men still won't even be able to read the words on the shirt either. So, it goes without saying, it's probably best not to dress like this at a Walmart unless you are trying to steal something - which you should never do because that would be illegal, of course...ahem.
Who Is His Plastic Surgeon?
Grandpa has really let loose and gone wild since grandma passed away...He's definitely going to have people staring but perhaps for a whole lot of different reasons than he intended. Gotta be honest though, he kinda rocks that skirt, it's just the orange top that really doesn't go well.
But, you do you...mostly because I'm afraid of your reaction should I not permit you to do you. Something tells us this individual can be quite the Karen if you cross them. Hopefully, there are not nearly as many outbursts from this one person as you might find at any Walmart.
Some Good, Old Fashioned Marketing
The key to being a shrewd business owner is giving people something they don't even realize they need. biscuits and porn is like the world's greatest combination if you hate yourself and give up in life. Just eat biscuits and mess up your hard drive all day. In the end, nobody can really judge you but yourself.
Certainly at Walmart, where just about everyone is either oblivious to their insanity or they are ashamed enough to be there as it is. We imagine that if they're actually serving biscuits and porn they don't even need marketing to bring in the masses. It is Walmart after all, so you already know you are stepping away from god.
Selena Gomez in Aisle Five
Selena Gomez took to Instagram to mock those that work at Walmart. She said, "restock the bus" on an image posted while she was grocery shopping in Saskatoon. Of course, Selena Gomez has probably never worked retail in her life - and correct us if we're wrong - so really doesn't know any better.
We are sure people that work at Walmart are such fine people, even if they look absolutely miserable and wish they were doing just about anything else. Honestly, that's a good sign for the future. Because if you are unhappy with your present, there's always time to fix your life and become the next Selena Gomez - well, a version of her that worked retail before.
Practicality is Overrated
Not sure how you handle produce with those things, but I'm sure she has a system in place. Hopefully, she watches out for the bags of rice, though or there's about to be a huge cleanup on that aisle. But seriously though, how does she manage these nails? They must cost a fortune to get painted.
And moreover, what is even the purpose of these nails? Do these really make her feel more confident? isn't she worried about them breaking? Maybe she's a nail-biter and wants to make sure she's always got something to chew on! Whatever the case may be, stay clear way from us.
When Halloween Goes Too Far
As much as this photo scarred me, I'm sure it will scar that kid even more. Why this woman thought the middle of Walmart was the time to snap, this horrific photo is beyond us! Perhaps she should embarrass herself in the privacy of her own home before someone calls CPS.
Why any mother would want to compare herself to a farm animal, we can't figure out. We also feel like the baby should have had some say in this. It feels like the mom is taking advantage of the fact that her baby can't consent to anything. Now we all have to live with this photo.
Pokemania Hit This Family Hard
Here we have a mother and father dressed up like Pokemon trainers along with their little one dressed up like Pikachu. Is this just about the cheesiest family costume we have ever seen? No, it's not, but it's pretty darn close. What were these people even thinking? You don't have to be nerds all the time.
It turns out that making a scene in Walmart is a family affair! I hope all your pokeballs have been child proofed! Hopefm.noy, they aren't hanging out at Walmart to capture more Pokemon. Take it from us, one Pokemon is quite enough. Pokemon are just way too much work, and then never listen, they ask for food all day, and...what were we talking about?
Luscious Locks from an Early Age
Where did she get her hair done? It looks so natural. The more we think about it, the more we wish baby wigs would become a real thing. Yes, it's totally ridiculous but making fun of your baby is half the fun of having one. Babies have no hair, and least not much, so why not help them out?
It's really a win-win scenario.
On a separate note, this baby looks quite familiar. And not like we've seen that baby before but the baby looks like someone fully grown. I just can't quite place my finger on it, but probably definitely someone who yells at the cashier of a Walmart.
It's Called Fashion, Baby
We're guessing there isn't water in that bottle. Maybe something a little...stronger? Whatever the case may be, alcohol must have been involved when it came to picking out this outfit. Is she even trying to look like doesn't work on the street? There's a whole lot going on here and none of it is good.
We don't know which is worse—that ratty looking fur coat or that ratty looking hair! Or those ratty looking high heels. It's just rats from top to bottom with this one. If she passed out on the road, pretty sure everyone would think she were roadkill. Hopefully, they'd just drive around her.
McDonalds Goes Racy
This is clearly not the Hamburglar of your childhood...Or maybe the Hamburglar has found himself a lady friend who shares his love of black and white stripes! It's easy to see why she chose this Walmart out of all of them. How convenient to have a McDonalds in your store!
At first, you can do all your shopping as you feel bad about yourself for shopping at Walmart and then you can go grab your depression hamburgers and feel even worse. If that's not living your life to the fullest, then I just don't know what is. God bless America!
Pink is Very in Right Now
This is the perfect outfit for people who have to get out but don't want any human interaction. Thank God these never caught on during COVID! Although, perhaps they would have been optimal during the pandemic because it very loudly says, stay away from me - I'm not all here.
This certainly isn't a convenient outfit by any means. We can't imagine it's easy to walk around in this thing or see in it even. Is there even a person inside this or is it a robot meant to simulate an actual Walmart shopper? Seriously, what is going on and why were they even allowed in the store?
Someone is Having a Fabulous Retirement
When you're that age, you don't have time to stop and care what people think. While the pink hair may look great, we can't forgive the pink and green outfit. People seriously need to stop trying to make those colors work together! Pick a decent color combo and go with that.
You don't have to wear all of your favorite colors. In fact, sometimes you shouldn't wear any of your favorite colors, particularly if they just aren't fashion-friendly colors. People who might be impressed by this outfit: the Joker and the easter bunny - except the easter bunny isn't a person, so what's her excuse?
Perspective Changes Everything
If you thought those tight pants were disturbing, just wait til you see the front... We can see just way too much here and none of it is good. Seriously, Walmart needs to start having a dress code. Like come on now, there are children that come here. They don't need to see this.
Listen, wear what you want, but why does everything have to be so terrifyingly form-fitting? There's more to life than showing off your body all the time. But really, there's no life at Walmart anyway. It's where your hopes and dreams come to die. So, I guess on second thought, feel free to express whatever left of yourself, there is to express.
Everyone Needs a "Fun" Dress
I'm surprised they offer that dress in his size. But does he really have the body type to pull off a high-waisted dress? Wait, is this the same guy as before? Does he ever make the decision to just wear a normal pair of pants, or does it always have to be a dress or skirt?
Whatever. It's his life and who are we to question him? We're just here to point andlaugh at him for our own amusement and he's probably never going to read this anyway, so who cares? And who cares what this guy wears? Probably his whole family though, if they even talk to him still.
She's Clearly Living Her Best Life
There is so much wrong with this picture that it's hard to even know where to begin...Where does that heinous hair end and that heinous fur collar begin? What is with that necklace and was it designed by Flavor Flav or something? What on earth is going on here?
Is this even a real person? Because it feels like its an alien mimicking one or it's just a few cats stacked on top of each other in s mech suit slightly resembling an actual person. Whatever the case may be, we aren't buying it. This is definitely something wrong here.
Brings a Whole New Meaning to "Walking Down the Aisle"
If you thought buying a wedding dress at Walmart was depressing, just wait until you have your wedding there. At least there's plenty of cheap food on hand for the reception! They've got cake there at least. And we do have to say their whole chickens are decent, so that's something.
We can't say it's the most romantic place for a destination wedding...and in fact we can't excuse it at all - so we won't even try. I can't even imagine shopping at Walmart on my wedding day, let alone getting married there. Do people really have no shame, whatsoever?
Pretty Tame for Walmart, to Be Honest
It didn't look good on Miley Cyrus, and it doesn't look good on him either. We're just hoping and praying this was on Halloween and not some random Wednesday in March. But who are we kidding? Of course it's a random day at Walmart! Because at Walmart, anything that can happen, absolutely will.
Someday, when these people are sober again, and their kids are grown up and hate them, they'll otoally regret this photo and where they were in their lives when they took it. Someday that will happen but it's decidedly no this day. But there's no going back now. It's on the internet.
At Least She Made an Attempt to Look Fancy
I'm no beauty guru, but I think she might have been slightly heavy handed with the eye shadow. And perhaps the foundation she's wearing isn't quite right for her complexion. That kind of makeup might fly on RuPaul's Drag Race, but it's got no business in the coffee aisle at Walmart.
Whatever voices in her head told her that it was okay to show up to Walmart looking like this, she might want to argue with them next time. This isn't the worst Walmart look we've seen but that definitely doesn't make it okay either. This is a fashion fail to horrify the kids.
A Glorious Pompadour
It's fabulous but is it more of a Target 'do or a Walmart 'do? Wherever he shops, we're sure he's paying a ton for hair products! We aren't aware of what quality hair products you can find at Walmart but we would certainly like to know. So let us know!
Is that even really this man's face though? It doesn't look real, it looks a little off. Because it looks like Donald Trump found Sauron's ring and decided not to throw it in Mount Doom. Whatever is left of this man now, it belongs to the one ring to rule them all.
Eat Your Heart Out, Daisy Duke
Thankfully, Walmart sells plenty of bleach to wash your eyes out with. Is this Dukes of Hazard cosplay or just another insane person at Walmart? There's never really any easy way to tell. The best part of this outfit has to be what looks like a handgun just chilling out in his waistband.
The rest of it is a surefire mess. Man or woman, this outfit just doesn't work on so many levels. And come on man, at least pick a wig that matches the color of your beard. Have some self-respect. I guess, with the gun, nobody is going to say anything but nice things though.
Love is in the Air
I really wish Cupid's outfit left a little more to the imagination...You never know when romance is going to strike, but just hope and pray it doesn't happen while you're at Walmart! And if it does happen at Walmart, hopefully you can forget that aspect and tell people it was the grocery store.
Or just about anywhere other than a Walmart. This guy dressed as cupid should probably be wearing a lot more clothing than he is. Doesn't he get cold? If its February, he probably should be. I hope there's something underneath that cloth diaper because that's not going to provide much protection.
The Hot Wheels Racetrack Cowboy
You’ve yee’d your last haw, sir. As much as we hate to admit it, those boots are so ridiculous that they almost circle back around to awesome. But not quite because they are just about the most impractical boots we've ever seen. Undoubtedly, they are a least a massive tripping hazard.
But then again, maybe that's the goal. Maybe the guy trips and sues Walmart for a ton of money. Of course, he has to be able to afford a lawyer and if he can afford a lawyer, why is he shopping at Walmart? There are so many questions and no time to get answers for any of them.
Thanksgiving is Serious Business at Walmart
I'm not sure who has it worse--her or the turkey. Always make sure that your headwear is cooked to an internal temperature of at least 160 degrees Fahrenheit. Clearly, this woman's brain has already been cooked quite enough. She woke up in the morning and immediately though, yet, the turkey hat!
You don't have to look ridiculous at Walmart but somehow, the people on the list keep choosing to for whatever reason. Maybe her familystopped paying attention to her and this was the only way to get attention outside her home. Someday her daughter will call her back...some day...but not while she's wearing that hat.
Slender Man Has Really Let Himself Go
I'm just going to walk away slowly and hope that he doesn't notice me...At least he's trying to class up his Walmart visit with a suit jacket. This reminds us of the pink suited individual and maybe its even the same one. But we'll never know because we aren't about to say a word to them.
That suit looks tailored, so at least he's got that going for him. Good thing this isn't a dimly lit Walmart or the customers would be flying out of that Walmart in no time. If you want to scare people away, cover your whole face...or don't cover your face...it really depends on the face.
At Least That Shirt is Long
At this point, your pants aren't sagging--you're literally just walking around with them at your ankles. Apparently, nobody told this guy that the late '90s trend was no longer in style. And since he didn't get the memo, he thought lower his pants an inch every year was the way to go.
By 2030, we imagine he won't be wearing any pants at all - that is if he hasn't broken his face by then.
Trends come and go, though. Before you know it, you'll see people with their pants all the way up to their shoulders. Hopefully, everyone can just wear their pants normally.
He's Buying Stuff to Fix a Faulty Outlet
Surely, Walmart has everything he needs to fix his faulty outlet. Too bad the electric shock didn't warn him not to go to Walmart looking like that. Seems he's going to need a more powerful shock -perhaps another 120 volts. Who can say really? That is definitely not the coolest mohawk I've ever seen. It's probably the worst.
I'm sure that took lots of time and effort to accomplish, but why though??? He definitely cleared out the hair gel section at Walmart! You have to appreciate the time and effort it took for this many to do this, only to come out looking completely ridiculous. If that's not dedication, what is?
Tis the Season
Christmas cheer never looked more terrifying...It looks like Santa's elf from A Christmas Story has fallen on hard times...he now works at Walmart and is bound to be another Christmas statistic later down the line. Someone get this man some therapy and probably a much better job too.
Not that there's anything wrong with working at Walmart, provided you don't mind getting paid minimum wage and being miserable all day. Happiness comes from inside you, after all. Walmart is not responsible for that. You know what you're getting when you go to them. Who needs to be able to afford gifts for their family anyway?
A Colorful Attempt at Attention Seeking
When you see a customer like this, you know you're in for a bad time. Looks like she's just picking up a few last-minute essentials before heading out to Burning Man. Being a beautiful butterfly is a full-time job and this woman is out here trying to prove it ton everyone.
Did she take the bus here or did she fly all this way? Only she knows the answer to that but I'd assume the wings aren't big enough to carry her off. Let's not ruin the illusion, however. Maybe she's just flying figuratively. I mean clearly, she's a success; she's at Walmart.
Tragedy on the Ocean
Okay Aqua Man, this meme has been done to death. At this point, you're just another Walmart crazy. You and the guy in a cow mask crying in the beef section can get together and laugh at how clever you are. Maybe take a second though about your next joke and really evaluate the likelihood that nobody has made the same one before.
And we hate to ruin your joke more, but Aquaman probably eats fish. He has to get his protein from somewhere with bodacious abs like that. I'm just being realistic. Not saying those are his friends he's eating, but they might as well be. Point is, there are no cows in the ocean.
New Year, New You
They all said that brown was in this year. Time to get a wardrobe upgrade! Just a friendly reminder: if you're an adult wearing a onesie in public, you've done something wrong and should try again! Nobody over the age of two should be wearing a onesie. Time to grow up.
We understand these might be furries, and if that's the case, your private life is your own business. But just be sure to keep it your business and not advertise it to everyone around you. Do they really need more onesies? These people must be getting really bored at home.
Surely They Came Together
I want to give them the benefit of the doubt and say this was on Halloween, but there is literally not a single other person in a costume besides these two. Or maybe this is the beginning of a beautiful, blossoming friendship! We hope they can find common ground besides long dark hair.
It's good they found chips for under $3 though. They are going to need them for all the lonely nights they spend at home. They could probably use a cart, though. Who goes to the grocery store stuffing your arms? YOu might go in expecting only to get one or two things but nobody ever sticks to that.
Belts, Belts, Belts
At least we can be thankful his pants are actually pulled up -- a rare sight for Walmart. Maybe there's some sort of traumatic pantsing in his past that still haunts him...
Perhaps some bullies in his past or day he woke up and forgot his belt and ended up getting charged with indecent exposure. Maybe these are court-ordered suspenders? Nobody knows.
Does he have enough suspenders? Yes, or no...it depends on just how much his pants weigh We'd like to think they were normal pants but it's Walmart and nothing about Walmart is normal. Those suspenders really are something though. Most people don't even wear them at all, on account they invented these things called belts.
Skin-Tight Faux Pas
Can we all agree that skin-tight outfits shouldn't be worn by anyone? Please? And if you must wear one, at least wear a shade that isn't approximating a skin color! No one needs your nude illusion in Walmart! LIke literally, everybody is horrified enough that they need to shop there.
Stop rubbing it in that we are all in crazy town. You can find most fashion don't at Walmart but you don't have to choose to take it this far. You can choose love, you can choose peace; you don't have to choose the demons in your head telling you to do everything wrong.
The Best Meal of All
We'd say he looks fresh, but it's Ramen. We all know that Ramen is never fresh. Are Ramen clothes as cheap as Ramen noodles? Did he pay 35 cents for that outfit? He might have and sadly his outfit isn't even up to par with the clothing you'll find at Walmart.
It begs the question: does he have other pants like this? Perhaps this is lunch time and he wears his Ramen pants but in the morning he wears his Poptarts pants. Then for dinner, it's his Kraft Mac N' Cheese pants. There's no real way to know unless you follow him home and he shows you all his food pants.
The Walmart Jester
He had to buy that outfit somewhere, and it was probably Walmart. It's a fashion circle of life. Hopefully, that lady is looking for something a little less ridiculous that he can wear! Does he dress like this everyday? Maybe not, but he did today and he didn't even give it a second thought.
Is Walmart out here doing trick or treating or is going to Walmart that much of a treat for people that they think they need to give something back? We promise that you don't, so just throw on some jeans and a t-shirt. It's okay to be bland sometimes. We promise.
The Sleepy Cowboy
A cowboy with two bottles of Dr. Pepper -- this is obviously the most Texas picture in existence. We're sure the people who needed to grab something behind you thought it was totally hilarious too. We hope the few likes you get will triumph over the glares you got at the store.
Seriously though, some people need to grow up. Sure, a few pranks here and there are fun but people are doing it all the time, everywhere trying to get likes on Instagram and TikTok. But frankly, I just want to get out of Walmart as soon as possible. I don't care about your 15 minutes!
Where to Start...
What he's wearing is a serious mess, but can we talk about how tall this dude is? If it wasn't all pot leaves, this one would actually be kind of terrifying! If you ever want to scare your kids away from pot, this is how you would do it, I suppose.
Kids, this is your brain on pot. You are what you eat, sorta speak. This is like the creature lurking in the dark forest of every Halloween movie you have ever seen. It's certainly not a way to celebrate your love of weed. By Gawd, man, what are you thinking?
The Final Boss Mullet
Talk about business in the front and party in the back. This mullet has so much party in the back that Jason DeRulo crashed it. Just make sure that glorious mane doesn't get tangled up in your shopping cart wheels! There's a lot to say about Jane Dirt here and we don't even know where to begin.
If Rapunzel was from the deep south, we imagine she'd look like this. And probably she would be living up in a high tower but rather a really tall trailer or maybe 50 trailers stacked on top of each other. Her prince probably drives a white pickup truck, safe to say,
Talk About a Hairy Situation
This hair hasn't been near water in months. We all know that much. That frizz is just out of control - much like whoever her hairstylist is. Maybe she's going for some kind of sculpture on her head? Whatever the case may be, it's definitely not working here for just about everyone.
Who leaves their house, choosing to look like this? I wont even leave the house if my socks don't match. Did she miss out on crazy hair day as a child in school and now she's trying to make up for it for the rest of her life? Is that what's happening?
Grandma's Crochet Obsession
Even if the outfit is atrocious and shouldn't be worn, those stitches are on fire. You go, grandma. Whoever made that probably should have taken her measurements a few more times, though...Unless this was sewn like 10 years ago or something. Either way, this outfit really isn't working for her.
We have to say, though, it does look comfy. Provided those are all-natural fibers, some crochet pants might be nice - like wearing a knitted blanket all day. But for the record, I only said comfy; there's no denying that these pants are hideous and the color just makes them that much worse.
Fauns of Walmart
Mr. Tumnus back at it again. Even he needs toiletries every now and then. How that doesn't kill his feet is beyond us!
Oh sorry, hooves.
But I digress. Why did this shopper choose to be a faun when he left his house today? It shall ever be one of life's greatest mysteries.
Or maybe those hooves have a practical purpose we just aren't getting? Maybe they help him reach the gas pedal in his car or maybe they help him reach high up places in the Walmart aisle. THere could be some practical uses, so maybe we'll give him the benefit of the doubt. But they are still a fashion faux pas.
The Walmart Dude
Now this is an outfit that The Dude can be truly proud of. We don't care what kind of cultural reference you're making, bath robes are not public attire! Please, for the love of all things holy, wear something that isn't at risk of opening with one wrong move. Please!
No, to be fair, maybe this guy has severe depression. Sometimes I've wanted to walk out of the house like this, putting on a bathrobe instead of a coat, but the keyword is wanted to. I didn't and this guy shouldn't have either. And if it was depression, it doesn't explain the helmet.
The Grocery Store is a Jungle
I'm not sure if he thought the animal print would make him look more intimidating, but it most definitely doesn't. What he's gonna do with that pineapple is a mystery that we don't want to solve! Do leopards even eat pineapples? Oh, sorry, is that a cheetah costume? Does it even matter, though?
I've just about had enough of these Walmart fashion fails. I mean, good on them for having the confidence to pull off these looks, but let's get real for a second - just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. Maybe a little humility is good for everyone.
You know what they say, the couple that gets their hair done together...stays together? It's like a match made in hel...I mean heaven. We hope that his and hers mullets are the next big thing in hairstyle trends! Or on second thought, maybe I'll just go around looking a little more respectable.
Just a little, though.
And with all that said, I think that we can learn something from this Walmart fashion show, and that lesson is that people at Walmart are absolutely off the rails sometimes, and maybe that makes them feel better about themselves, even if it shouldn't, but...yeah...sorry I lost my train of thought.
It's probably better if you don't think about it anyway.