Ouch. Basically what she’s saying is that even on days when she locks her keys in her car, spills coffee on herself, and only puts eyeliner on one eye, she’s still ahead.
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This is unfortunately true. At least you can get a tummy tuck when you’re older, but you can’t get a brain transplant!
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That’s my joy too. Unfortunately, stupid people don’t care. Bad attention is still attention to them.
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Things just got personal. With no beauty or brains, this guy’s going to have a bad time.
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The only redeeming thing he could say at this point is “um-pire school,” but we all know he’s probably not that clever.
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This was said to a football player. I’ll bet he was quivering in his spandex and cleats, because Judge Judy doesn’t mess around.
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