- UCMJ Article 134 – Conduct prejudicial to good order and discipline.
In the military, keeping hands in your pockets is a big no-no. Why? Because it’s a simple sign of discipline and respect for authority. It shows you're ready for action, not slacking off. Service members must adhere to strict uniform codes, and this rule, tied to military customs, keeps things in line.
While getting caught with your hands in your pockets for the first time usually results in a quick chat with your commanding officer, repeated offenses could lead to more serious consequences. So, if you’re ever tempted, remember: it’s better to keep your hands free for a salute, a handshake, or a push-up challenge.
- UCMJ Article 92 – Failure to obey an order or regulation.
In the military, following orders is not just a guideline — it's a requirement. Article 92 of the UCMJ makes it clear that failure to follow lawful orders can lead to harsh consequences. While a first-time infraction may only result in a scolding or a warning, ignoring orders could quickly escalate.
To be clear, everything your senior tells you is deemed a "lawful" order". If they say dance, you dance. If they tell you to strip and sing the national anthem, that is what you have to do. While most things you are told to do are not necessary for military success, this rule is exploited none the less.
Many military members (mostly kids) do not want to be dishonorably discharged from service and "not even able to get a job at McDonalds". Thus, members blindly obey directives, with no means of escape or help. Many other service personnel may engage in and promote the abuse. This regulation alone should be eliminated or changed, as we all know that "just following orders" can lead to tragedy.
- UCMJ Article 89 – Disrespect toward a superior or commissioned officer.
Here’s the reality — no talking back is a rule that can quickly feel like a silencer on anyone trying to push back or offer constructive criticism. Under Article 89 of the UCMJ, service members are expected to show respect to their superiors and officers, and any form of “talking back” can be seen as insubordination.
While the first offense might just result in a warning, this rule is about more than just words — it’s a tight leash on anyone who dares to question or challenge authority. In a system built on structure, this rule keeps everything in line, but sometimes, silence is the only way to avoid punishment — even when you know things aren’t right.
We know you're smart enough to put 2 and 2 together. You see where this goes.
- UCMJ Article 92 – Failure to obey an order or regulation. (Each branch has their own book)
Let’s talk about grooming standards. Yes, how you wear your hair, what color you hair and nails are, or how closely you shave is a matter of national security. Under Article 92 of the UCMJ, soldiers must meet specific grooming standards to keep up that military "professionalism."
While it may seem a bit excessive (who knew haircuts were so critical to defense?), the reality is, failure to conform can lead to punishment. Don't be faddish.
The first slip-up? Maybe just a quick chat with your superior. But after that, it’s extra duties or rank reduction. It’s not about individuality or personal freedom — it’s about looking the part and playing the role. So, next time you think about letting your hair grow out or growing that mustache, remember: there’s a rulebook for that too.
- UCMJ Article 92 – Failure to obey an order or regulation. (Set by Each Station & Subject to Local Laws)
Alcohol consumption in the military? It’s not just about enjoying a drink — it’s a regulated activity. Under Article 92 of the UCMJ, military members must follow all orders and many commands require you only have 3 drinks every night. ZZ13 means zero underage drinking, zero DUIs, 1 drink per hour, and 3 drinks per night.
No, you can't drink at sea, on duty, or in a tank.
After 90 days at sea or in a combat zone the US military allows military members to have 1 drink. This is why most combat, and sea scenarios involve pulling in or out after 89 days, just in time to not give out the 100-year-old beer kept safe thanks to your culinary specialists.
In short: sip wisely, or the consequences could be a hangover you won’t forget.
- UCMJ Article 134 – General Article (Conduct prejudicial to good order and discipline).
Let’s get real — showing affection in public, especially in uniform, is a huge no-no in the military. Under Article 134 of the UCMJ, public displays of affection (PDA) like kissing, hugging, or anything that crosses the “too much” line, are considered unprofessional.
Why? Well, because the military wants to maintain discipline and order at all times, and personal moments shouldn’t interfere with that. That's right, those famous kissing shots are against military regs.
A first-time offense may just get you a friendly chat from your superior, but if you make PDA a habit, you might end up doing extra duties or facing a rank reduction. So, when it comes to affection in the military — save it for after hours and keep it out of sight. Your relationship might survive, but your career depends on it.
- UCMJ Article 92 – Failure to obey an order or regulation. (Each branch has their own book)
- UCMJ Article 134 – General Article (Conduct prejudicial to good order and discipline).
So, you’re off duty, and you think you can ditch the uniform, right? Good! You can't wear your uniform off duty any way! Military members are bound by certain standards when they wear civilian clothes. Under Article 134 of the UCMJ, off-duty attire should reflect the professionalism and discipline expected of someone in uniform.
This means no wearing shirts with offensive logos, ripped jeans, or overly revealing outfits. And if you’re in a service like the Navy SEALs, you’re not held to these standards at all. Grow that beard! Wear an offensive shirt! Blend in.
If you don’t follow these guidelines, a simple fashion faux pas can lead to a counseling session, extra duties, or worse. So, next time you change into your civilian clothes, just remember: in the military, your reputation doesn't take a day off.
- UCMJ Article 88 – Contempt toward officials.
- UCMJ Article 92 – Failure to obey an order or regulation.
In the military, the rules on political activities are clear — don’t mix politics with duty. Under Articles 88 and 92 of the UCMJ, military personnel are banned from actively participating in political events, protests, or publicly endorsing political candidates, especially while in uniform.
The idea is simple: the military must remain politically neutral to ensure good order and discipline. Your personal political views might be important to you, but when you’re in uniform, your allegiance should be to the mission, not a political party.
Violate this? A verbal warning might be the least of your worries. Overstep and you might find yourself facing extra duties or even more serious consequences. In short: leave your politics at the door when you enter the barracks.
- UCMJ Article 92 – Failure to obey an order or regulation.
These days, it’s hard to imagine life without social media — but in the military, your online presence is tightly controlled. Under Article 92 of the UCMJ, service members are prohibited from posting anything that could compromise operational security or bring harm to the military’s reputation. That means no sharing photos of classified locations, no bad-mouthing superiors, and no putting sensitive information out there.
A simple tweet or Instagram post might seem harmless, but if you violate these rules, the consequences can be severe. The first offense could be just a reminder, but if you keep posting without thinking, you might face everything from a slap on the wrist to court-martial. So, before you post that selfie in uniform or spill the latest gossip from the base, ask yourself: is this really worth the risk?
- UCMJ Article 92 – Failure to obey an order or regulation. (Each Branch and Station Have Their Own Regulations)
In the military, your whereabouts and actions matter — even when you’re off duty. There are three important mandatory reporting rules that keep everything running smoothly and securely. First, you must tell your superior where you’re going whenever you leave base.
Second, repeat all calls from people more distant than you — basically, it’s about ensuring clear communication across the board. Some fall off the ship and you saw it? Stay there and shout - "Man overboard!" Until they are saved.
And third, if you see something suspicious or off, you must say something. The motto "See something, say something" isn’t just for civilians; it’s a key part of military security. Forget any of these, and you could face anything from extra duties to rank reduction. Stay alert, report as required, and remember: it’s all about accountability and keeping the mission on track. So, keep your head on a swivel, and we'll see you on deck!
