No, your eyes aren't playing tricks on you; everyone's favorite reality TV couple has officially broken up, nine years and three beautiful kids later. Queen Kourtney reportedly broke up with Lord Disick over the July 4th weekend, and Twitter isn't taking the news too well.
First, there's shock and denial.
The three couples who I always thought would last forever: Kris and Bruce, Khloe and Lamar and Kourtney and Scott have all split up ????
— Moonlight ? (@justinandkhloe) July 6, 2015
I STILL CANT BELIEVE KOURTNEY AND SCOTT HAVE SPLIT UP I HAVENT HAD THIS MANY MIXED EMOTIONS AT ONCE SINCE ZAYN LEFT THE BAND
— Layrab ¨? (@corrosivehes) July 6, 2015
Then anger.
IF KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN AND SCOTT DISICK CANT MAKE IT THEN NO ONE CAN AND LOVE ISNT REAL
— Kardashian Reactions (@KardashianReact) July 6, 2015
KOURTNEY AND SCOTT BROKE UP I AM SO UPSET LOVE IS DEAD LOVE DOES NOT EXIST
— gabe has value (@swiftsvinyl) July 6, 2015
LOVE IS NOT REAL JEN GARNER AND BEN AFFLECK BROKE UP AND NOW SCOTT DISICK CHEATED ON KOURTNEY KARDASH PEACE OUT
— Taydrick Lamar (@taylpearsall) July 2, 2015
Scott Disick was my fav until he cheated on Kourtney. Now I'm ready to sink his yacht, cover his Lamborghini in cheese, and break his Rolex.
— Mary Redpath (@Mary_Redpath) July 6, 2015
Then tears...
Scott and Kourtney broke up?! pic.twitter.com/N4zr5oteYJ
— J.Marie (@SoFlaGrlProbz) July 6, 2015
kourtney and scott split got people like pic.twitter.com/GHsnKo6x2F
— ? (@basicallylewis) July 6, 2015
And finally, acceptance.
I knew Kourtney and Scott were gonna break up before Kourtney and Scott knew they were gonna break up
— Thomas R. Connor (@ThomasRConnor1) July 6, 2015
Kourtney Kardashian deserves an award for putting up with Scott Disick as long as she did. He was a horrible boyfriend and a mediocre dad.
— Brandon Evers (@BrandonEvrs) July 6, 2015
kourtney and scott have split up, plz respect my privacy at this time
— iKONic (@__konlueth) July 6, 2015
R.I.P. everyone's relationship goals.