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Kris Jenner's 9 Kookiest Quotes

Kris on the miracle of life

Kris on the miracle of life

This is almost as gross as the time Kim and Kourtney ordered placenta online, cooked it, and tricked the entire family into eating it ...

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Kris on cell service

Kris on cell service

No one should be this dependent on technology, but at least she isn’t peeing herself again!

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Kris on rejuvenation

Kris on rejuvenation

There’s nothing relaxing about an insane asylum, Kris.

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Kris on motherhood

Kris on motherhood

As a mom, her job should probably be to make sure her kids are happy, healthy, and well cared for, but hey, to each her own.

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Kris on sports

Kris on sports

If there’s one thing Kris knows how to do (aside from create Kash Kows out of her children), it’s make a good, mildly dirty pun to entertain the KUWTK viewers.

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Kris on mother-daughter relationships

Kris on mother-daughter relationships

With a mouth like that, it’s no wonder Khloe thought her first name was a four-letter word when she was little.

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Kris on work

Kris on work

So does she know that there are only 24 hours in a day? This quote doesn’t impress us quite as much as she wanted it to.

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Kris on Costco

Kris on Costco

It’s so refreshing that Kris likes to make her own trips to Costco instead of sending one of the several employees she has. Celebs are just like us, right?

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Kris on fine art

Kris on fine art

Now this is up for speculation, but Kris might not understand that her whole family’s lives have been on display for almost 10 years, so the mystery died a long time ago. Also, props to her for trying to sound philosophical.

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