Steam Every Day, Basically
Downloading and streaming games is nice and all, but all these updates are getting to be a little much. I'm running out of space...
EA Really Do Be Like That
It's about time someone clapped back at EA's ridiculousness. It's all on the disc, anyway. We just have to pay to unlock it.
Oops...I Thought It Was On Purpose
The Healer's Life is a Hard One
I can't wait to be yelled at because I can't glitch through a wall! Maybe if I could get a little PEEL every now and then, things would be different.
Get Off the Road!
Luigi is just keeping it real. This look is the most realistic thing I've seen out of a Mario game.
Who Did This? We Want Answers.
These puns are awful. As bad as the centipede one is, at least it isn't a sea bass -- er, I mean. Sea plus.
Call CPS ASAP
Remove All Escort Missions
Oh, the Struggle!
It's a shame we all have to work just to have a snot-nosed kid ruin our creations.
Those Were the Days
Anyone else remember the Game Shark that plugged into the system? Things were better then.
Hello?! Can Anyone Hear Me?
Then you have to repeat what you said, and we all know it's not with the same energy as before.
I'm Running Out of Money (and Space)
I'm Doing My Part
I'll Always Stop for a Pet
It's simple: see an animal, pet an animal. One does not simply walk by without pets.
A Worthwhile Endeavor
All this seems legit. Gotta admit that this is one of the hardest games ever made.
Was Anyone Even Listening?
The Ol' Switcheroo.
Just Pay Attention, Dude.
Ah, yes. It was the whole team that's ridiculous. We're all out of position. How silly of us.
Good Goose is Good
The honkin' goose is right. Only take one. And then take a hat...and the glasses...and the ribbon...
Been Hearing This for Years
Is the game dead or do you just suck? I'm gonna guess it's user error on your part.