Working From Home is Great
The wife is a terrible coworker. Time to find HR.
The cats would like a word with the manager.
Who Needs a Proper Diet?
We can eat gummies when we please now. Time is relative.
It's Not Personal, It's Quarantine
Family ties might be wearing a little thin at this point...
Focus on Priorities
Who needs toilet paper when you have ample amounts of wine?
The Batman Lifestyle
All my training is finally paying off!
Alternative Toilet Paper Solutions
Here's to hoping we don't have to get creative during this quarantine...
This is Never Going to End
It's like we're playing Uno with everyone in the entire world right now.
All Quarantine and No Play
I'd take The Shining over real life at this point.
That's Quarantine, Baby!
Wine drinking at 11 a.m.? Check. No pants? Check. Daily panic attack? Check and check. That's quarantine, baby.
I don't understand what everyone is complaining about???? I could stay home ~*~fOrEvEr~*~
The Glasses Curse
Is it steamy in here or is it just me?
Law School Might Be a Good Idea
Some of us are looking forward to resuming normal life more than others...
Ordering Pizza During a Pandemic
Drop the pizza and RUN.
Small Talk on Zoom
I'm pretty sure we're all doing about the same, Karen. Let's move on.
Suddenly Art Makes Sense!
Those chubby, naked ladies were truly ahead of their time.
Quarantine is the New Groundhog Day
Literally every day feels the same. Time does not exist.
Time Doesn't Exist
Who even knows anymore???
It's Been 87 Years!
How are we supposed to know the difference?
Stocking Up on the True Essentials
Wine is the true MVP of this quarantine. Wine will get us through it.
At Least My Bank Account is Thriving
Who knew cooking meals and drinking at home would save so much money???
It's Not the Same
Holiday parties don't have the same vibes as they used to.
He Found the Cure!
Someone alert WHO.
The only thing we can rely on these days is Amazon packages being delivered in two days' time.
Instagram vs. Zoom
Welcome to the real me, co-workers. I haven't changed clothes in three days and my clutter is on full display.
If anything, this quarantine just proves that no one ever stops learning!
Flashbacks are Rough
Can't you hear "Fortune Son" in the background?
2020 Is Hittin' Different
Who knows what day it is, honestly?
Marriage in Quarantine
And he BETTER LAUGH or ELSE.
In Sickness and in Health (and in Quarantine)
I don't remember my vows saying anything about a pandemic...
Husband's Breathing Problems
Maybe that Carole Baskin had the right idea after all...
Sooo Many Responsibilities
Honestly I'm exhausted.
It was on sale, so how could I say no?
Thank God It's Not the 'Rona!
Robberies > The 'Rona
Cooking Dinner Every Night
So you're telling me I have to cook dinner every single night??? I'm tired.
Tired Moms Unite
Don't worry, grandparents, your time is coming!
Looking Forward to a Better Tomorrow
The future is bright.
The Mom Version of Mean Girls
The quarantine is basically Mean Girls meets Groundhog Day...
At Least We're Saving Money?
Until I needed some extra snacks...and some candles...and some new loungewear...
Do they even know what's going on???
Introducing: Non-Essential Worker Barbie!
I feel seen.
Business As Usual
I didn't realize how antisocial I was...until this very moment...
Pro Tips for Couples
GOD, CHERYL, GET IT TOGETHER.
2020 Planners = Total Waste of Money
Can I get a refund please??
Drastic Times Require Drastic Measures
It's Like the World's Longest Snow Day
They'll have kids in elementary themselves before they graduate.
I'm Telling You, I'm FINE!!!
It's called BALANCE, Brittany.
The Princess of Genovia Knows How to Handle a Pandemic
Has anyone inquired about what's in those Genovian pears..?
This is an Uno game no one should play...
What Kind of BS is This?!
Chrissy Teigen's Greatest Hits
Even in these uncertain times, we can always count on Chrissy Teigen to keep it real.
If I Have to Be on the Phone, I'm Gonna Complain
And THEN I'm gonna complain about the fact that there's no good way to get off the phone. No one has anywhere to be, so I guess we're just gonna FaceTime or Zoom until we all die...
What is this sorcery???
Fight Fire with Fire
Lysol reps are NOT going to be happy.
What Pets Think About Quarantine
If only our pets knew what was really going on!