The wife is a terrible coworker. Time to find HR.
Here's to hoping we don't have to get creative during this quarantine...
How are we supposed to know the difference?
Wine drinking at 11 a.m.? Check. No pants? Check. Daily panic attack? Check and check. That's quarantine, baby.
Don't worry, grandparents, your time is coming!
Literally every day feels the same. Time does not exist.
Who even knows anymore???
Family ties might be wearing a little thin at this point...
Who knew our pets were so political?
Is it steamy in here or is it just me?
I'd take The Shining over real life at this point.
Welcome to the real me, co-workers. I haven't changed clothes in three days and my clutter is on full display.
Can't you hear "Fortune Son" in the background?
I'm pretty sure we're all doing about the same, Karen. Let's move on.
Who knows what day it is, honestly?
"I'm sure we'll all be fine though."
It's a miracle!
It's like we're playing Uno with everyone in the entire world right now.
And he BETTER LAUGH or ELSE.
I don't remember my vows saying anything about a pandemic...
Maybe that Carole Baskin had the right idea after all...
It was on sale, so how could I say no?
Robberies > The 'Rona
Some of us are looking forward to resuming normal life more than others...
So you're telling me I have to cook dinner every single night??? I'm tired.
The future is bright.
The quarantine is basically Mean Girls meets Groundhog Day...
Until I needed some extra snacks...and some candles...and some new loungewear...
Do they even know what's going on???
The only thing we can rely on these days is Amazon packages being delivered in two days' time.
I feel seen.
I didn't realize how antisocial I was...until this very moment...
GOD, CHERYL, GET IT TOGETHER.
Ah ah ah ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive...
They'll have kids in elementary themselves before they graduate.
It's called BALANCE, Brittany.
Honestly I'm exhausted.
Has anyone inquired about what's in those Genovian pears..?
This is an Uno game no one should play...
Can I get a refund please??
ANOTHER email?!
I don't understand what everyone is complaining about???? I could stay home ~*~fOrEvEr~*~
Even in these uncertain times, we can always count on Chrissy Teigen to keep it real.
*sips tea*
And THEN I'm gonna complain about the fact that there's no good way to get off the phone. No one has anywhere to be, so I guess we're just gonna FaceTime or Zoom until we all die...
MJ was a true visionary.
What is this sorcery???
Lysol reps are NOT going to be happy.
If only our pets knew what was really going on!
