Bringing the Outdoors Indoors
Everything about this room looks normal...right up until you see the fuzzy swings. No matter what these were designed for, having a playground in your living room probably would get old fast.
We Need a Little Christmas
There are Christmas lovers, and then there are people like this. Even if this was only up during the season (and let's be real--we know it's up year round), this holiday explosion gives me a Christmas ulcer just looking at it.
Pretty in Pink
This is a bathroom where past and present have gone to war. The modern, austere granite is not a great look, but throwing in a retro, pink toilet into the mix doesn't balance things out at all.
The sink countertop in this bathroom is not so much textured as it is a replica of the surface of Mars. Your brain doesn't even register the hideous turquoise toilet at first because you can't stop staring in horror at that bumpy mess.
Too Much of Too Much
If Mardi Gras had a love child with Carnival but smoked during her pregnancy, this would be the result. This mish-mash of colors, prints, and knick knacks doesn't make things feel homey at all--unless your idea of home is a giant headache.
Roommates Come with the House
Even if the previous owner moved out all those mannequins, I'm still not moving in. At best this place is gonna need a priest, at worst, a bulldozer.
Where Everybody Knows Your Name
It's definitely a red flag if you feel the need for a full pub-style bar in your home. But drinking habits aside, this thing is still unacceptable because it does not at all fit in with its bright green surroundings.
Why Yes, I Am a Disney Fan! How Did You Know?
Shelling out thousands of dollars to visit Disney World usually doesn't sound like a great plan, but at least you get to leave all the Disney mania behind you when you return home. The owners of this house are stuck with it 24/7--although something tells me they don't mind.
This is clearly a dad room. Kids might like model trains too, but only a grown man with too much time on his hands could create such a masterpiece like this. I bet he secretly hopes this house never sells.
I'll Just Use the Bathroom Outside, Thanks
This bathroom combines the worst of both worlds--obnoxious colors and carpet. And let's not forget the creepy viewing chair positioned right by the tub!
This room is basically a museum of all the worst retro trends. Green carpet, stained glass, and furniture covers--what more from the 1970s could you possibly want?
At first glance, this looks like it might be the world's worst (and tiniest) panic room. But it's actually the world's worst elevator. And you better believe I'm gonna panic if I'm shoved into that tiny elevator with that giant chair.
Don't Worry, He's Friendly
This looks like a pretty standard house that got one of the weirdest photoshop jobs ever seen on Zillow. How this giant puppy is supposed to sell this house is beyond me, but I bet buyers are going to be mad when they find out he doesn't come with the home.
The Root of the Issue
Everyone knows that you'll never sell a house in this economy if your root cellar isn't on point. Thankfully, you'll have plenty of room here to store supplies through the winter.
Dining in the Forest
If you don't mind living in what looks like a '50s-style diner, this forest home could be yours! The location might be great, but the house is kind of an eyesore.