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The Craziest Homes Spotted on Zillow

Zillow is one of the most interesting sites in the world. Nowadays, people seem to browse it like you would Amazon -- looking at homes you know you'll never afford while others just want to peek in their neighbors' homes. Yeah, it's creepy, but we all know that if you could tour your neighbor's house, you would. It's natural to be curious. 

Since there are thousands upon thousands of homes on Zillow, there's almost certainly a home you'll love--even if your tastes are downright bizarre. From retro nightmares to fuzzy bathrooms, there's no shortage of questionable design choices to be found on this website for house hunting. 

Even some houses that look totally normal from the outside could be hiding something truly weird. Maybe it's the original owner finally selling their '50s homes with pink bathroom, or it could be someone who turned a big living room into a weird bedroom just hanging off the kitchen. Oh, yes. That's a true story. 

Today, we're taking a look at some of the most ridiculous things spotted on the site. These homes make you honestly wonder if anyone would buy them. Would you want to live in a house that looked like these?

Bringing the Outdoors Indoors

Bringing the Outdoors Indoors

Everything about this room looks normal...right up until you see the fuzzy swings. No matter what these were designed for, having a playground in your living room probably would get old fast. 

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We Need a Little Christmas

We Need a Little Christmas

There are Christmas lovers, and then there are people like this. Even if this was only up during the season (and let's be real--we know it's up year round), this holiday explosion gives me a Christmas ulcer just looking at it. 

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Pretty in Pink

Pretty in Pink

This is a bathroom where past and present have gone to war. The modern, austere granite is not a great look, but throwing in a retro, pink toilet into the mix doesn't balance things out at all. 

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"Textured" Counters

"Textured" Counters

The sink countertop in this bathroom is not so much textured as it is a replica of the surface of Mars. Your brain doesn't even register the hideous turquoise toilet at first because you can't stop staring in horror at that bumpy mess. 

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Too Much of Too Much

Too Much of Too Much

If Mardi Gras had a love child with Carnival but smoked during her pregnancy, this would be the result. This mish-mash of colors, prints, and knick knacks doesn't make things feel homey at all--unless your idea of home is a giant headache. 

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Roommates Come with the House

Roommates Come with the House

Even if the previous owner moved out all those mannequins, I'm still not moving in. At best this place is gonna need a priest, at worst, a bulldozer. 

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Where Everybody Knows Your Name

Where Everybody Knows Your Name

It's definitely a red flag if you feel the need for a full pub-style bar in your home. But drinking habits aside, this thing is still unacceptable because it does not at all fit in with its bright green surroundings. 

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Why Yes, I Am a Disney Fan! How Did You Know?

Why Yes, I Am a Disney Fan! How Did You Know?

Shelling out thousands of dollars to visit Disney World usually doesn't sound like a great plan, but at least you get to leave all the Disney mania behind you when you return home. The owners of this house are stuck with it 24/7--although something tells me they don't mind. 

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All Aboard

All Aboard

This is clearly a dad room. Kids might like model trains too, but only a grown man with too much time on his hands could create such a masterpiece like this. I bet he secretly hopes this house never sells. 

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I'll Just Use the Bathroom Outside, Thanks

I'll Just Use the Bathroom Outside, Thanks

This bathroom combines the worst of both worlds--obnoxious colors and carpet. And let's not forget the creepy viewing chair positioned right by the tub!

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Groovy, Baby

Groovy, Baby

This room is basically a museum of all the worst retro trends. Green carpet, stained glass, and furniture covers--what more from the 1970s could you possibly want?

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Going Up?

Going Up?

At first glance, this looks like it might be the world's worst (and tiniest) panic room. But it's actually the world's worst elevator. And you better believe I'm gonna panic if I'm shoved into that tiny elevator with that giant chair. 

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Don't Worry, He's Friendly

Don't Worry, He's Friendly

This looks like a pretty standard house that got one of the weirdest photoshop jobs ever seen on Zillow. How this giant puppy is supposed to sell this house is beyond me, but I bet buyers are going to be mad when they find out he doesn't come with the home. 

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The Root of the Issue

The Root of the Issue

Everyone knows that you'll never sell a house in this economy if your root cellar isn't on point. Thankfully, you'll have plenty of room here to store supplies through the winter. 

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Dining in the Forest

Dining in the Forest

If you don't mind living in what looks like a '50s-style diner, this forest home could be yours! The location might be great, but the house is kind of an eyesore. 

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