The Most Hilarious Things Spotted on T-Shirts

"I Never Finish Anyth"

It's such a fast-paced world that even our t-shirts don't have time to finish a thought! It's a pretty dumb joke, but this one made us laugh. 

"I <3 Collage"

Either this lady is a big fan of arts and crafts or her degree is completely worthless. And something tells me it's not the first option...

"I Wish These Were Brains"

She may wish they were brains, but we bet that most men would beg to differ! At least she wasn't wearing a hat that said "I Wish This Was a Boob". 

"Cereal Killer"

You're gonna want to keep an eye on this woman...probably for more reason than one! Let's hope she doesn't get cavities from all that cereal killing. 

"Fart Now Loading..."

Listen, everyone does it whether we want to admit it or not. However, the polite thing to do is pretend that farts don't exist and neither you nor anyone you know has ever let one rip. 

"My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open"

Technology isn't always a positive, but it's given us lots of fun new metaphors for how overwhelmed we are. Time to close those tabs and do a system reboot. 

"Drink Til You Want Me"

You don't have to tell us twice! Where's the nearest bar so we can get this done? 

"Slide to Unlock"

This shirt was probably hilarious ten years ago, but do smartphones even slide to unlock anymore? In another decade this shirt will basically be an ancient relic. 

"I'm Not Dumb, I'm Just Dumb"

Everyone loves a good self-deprecating joke, don't they? Unless they're too dumb to get it! 

"I Shaved My Balls For This"

Listen, personal hygiene is important, but if you're plastering the finer details of that process on a t-shirt you've officially gone too far! 

"I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am"

There's nothing like announcing to the world, "I'm an alcoholic," without ever uttering a word! True class. 

"Virginity Rocks"

While there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, I promise that most people don't want to hear about your love life...or lack thereof! 

"I Can See You, That's a Problem"

We've all had those days where we wanted to throw on a t-shirt like this. It's probably best to keep these feelings to yourself, but we get it. 

"It's a Beautiful Day to Leave Me Alone"

It may be a beautiful day in the neighborhood, but your neighbors are looking pretty crabby! 

"I Pee in Pools"

This is a dumb t-shirt, but it's still one you should take seriously. Avoid this man at water parks at all costs! 

"I Love to Share"

Sharing is caring we guess? Thanks for announcing it to the world...just don't overshare! 

"I'm Always Right"

Step aside, the customer, because there's a new always right person in town! Although something tells me her track record is probably less perfect than she wants to admit. 

"Think Less, Stupid More"

If only real life was this simple. Unfortunately, we've got more than enough stupid to go around already—no need for more!

"Your Opinion Matters, Just Not to Me"

Let's be honest, most of us feel this way more than we'd like to admit. Thankfully, most of us also have the sense to keep from telegraphing it to the world on a t-shirt. 

"Dumb Blonde"

It's probably not nice to write someone off as just a "dumb blonde." But that all changes when they're wearing a t-shirt that tells you as much! 

"When I was your age, I was dumb too"

Kids these days don't realize how good they have it...or how dumb they are. But in their defense, most of us were young and dumb at one point. Thankfully, most (but not all) grow out of it!

"Old and Tired but Down to Day Drink"

This is the shirt you wear when you've got nothing on the agenda for the day—or at least we hope so! Can you imagine a co-worker rolling into work wearing this? 

"Fan-Flippen-Tastic"

Here's an ironclad law of nature—anyone proclaiming themselves "fan-flippen-tastic" is almost certainly the exact opposite. Proceed with caution. 

"It's Not a Dad Bod, It's a Father Figure"

If you're going to be out of shape, it's best to do it with a sense of humor. Nothing goes better with a dad bod than a dad joke. 

"I'm Only Talking to My Cat Today"

Have you ever wondered if your cat actually wants to talk to you all day? Maybe they're just as grumpy as you are! 

"Kiss Me Before My Husband Comes Back"

Most people want to keep their affairs on the down-low, but not this lady! Apparently, her husband can't read either. 

"I'm gonna need another beer to wash down this beer"

There's nothing wrong having an adult beverage or two from time to time, but honestly, alcohol-related t-shirts are more of a red flag than blacking out! 

"Drink Til You Want Me"

I might consider drinking until I want you, but I'd probably die of alcohol poisoning before I reach that point! 

"Don't Laugh, It's Your Girlfriend's Shirt"

If that actually is your girlfriend's shirt, she clearly has terrible taste in clothing! It's never gonna work out. 

"Normal People Scare Me"

If normal people scare you, I'd hate to meet the weirdos that don't scare you!