I AM the Mother of Dragons.
Happy Birthday, Kiddo!
That’s very nice! x100
Why? Why? Why?!
“Rough day” doesn’t even begin to describe today.
What happened to taking turns?
May the odds be ever in your favor, fellow mom.
Lord, give me strength.
You don’t even know the meaning of “exhausted.”
Every. Single. Time.
We’re already 10 minutes late.
Been there, done that.
The elixir of the GODS.
How long has that even been in there?
Please, just five minutes.
Are you CPR trained? What about references?
No new toys.
This scent will last forever. Send help.
What am I? Chopped liver?
Last night, it was leftover mac and cheese.
Tomorrow is another day.
Mastery of parenting!
Note to self: Pick up more milk on the way home.
Mhm. That’s right.
Those poor, unfortunate souls have no idea.
It’s not the worst thing that’s been in the cup.
Isn’t that just fantastic.
My kids don’t even go here.
Seriously?!
Surprise, surprise!
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Alot Living Team
Last Updated: June 08, 2020