I AM the Mother of Dragons.
“Rough day” doesn’t even begin to describe today.
What happened to taking turns?
May the odds be ever in your favor, fellow mom.
You don’t even know the meaning of “exhausted.”
We’re already 10 minutes late.
How long has that even been in there?
Please, just five minutes.
Are you CPR trained? What about references?
This scent will last forever. Send help.
What am I? Chopped liver?
Last night, it was leftover mac and cheese.
Note to self: Pick up more milk on the way home.
Those poor, unfortunate souls have no idea.
It’s not the worst thing that’s been in the cup.
Isn’t that just fantastic.
My kids don’t even go here.