This is a 2019 concoction, but we don’t get why. Even worse, it sold out in less than seven hours. Who bought all the Spam? Did they buy it to burn it? We hope so.
When we eat hummus—the garlicky chickpea mash—we can’t help but wonder what it would be like with pumpkin spice. Actually, no. We’ve never thought that because it’s a disgusting combination.
That’s exactly what we want our bathrooms to smell like—poop and pumpkin spice. It has high ratings, but that doesn’t mean we think it deserves to exist.
Okay, hold up with this one. It really could be good, but that doesn’t mean it was necessary. With Nutella being so popular, it was only a matter of time before the pumpkin spice people got a little of their spice in our peanut butter.
It takes a lot to make a delicious hot sauce. That’s something aficionados know too well. Aficionados also know that adding pumpkin spice to it would ruin your mixture.
Guess you can’t hate on something when you’re so relaxed and anxiety-free. Actually, wait. Yes, you can. CBD already tastes horrible, so don’t add pumpkin spice to it to try and mask the flavor.
Pumpkin spice Peeps? No. They’re gross. Regular Peeps? Just as bad. Let’s just get rid of all marshmallow-shaped birds, altogether.
Most people don’t want sweet popcorn. The only exception is the caramel popcorn, but we all know that it’s the last one eaten from the trio-tin. Pumpkin spice popcorn? The last popcorn eaten on Earth.
We saw this one coming from a mile away. Some sparkling water is delicious, but pumpkin spice water isn’t. Don’t bother trying it.
Usually, we’re on board with new Pringles flavors, but pumpkin pie spice? Stop. Get some help, Pringles. Thankfully, it was limited time only, so we only had to suffer for a little bit.
We’ve personally tried this one, and we’ll say this: it is neither refreshing nor good. It’s terrible, and honestly, it’s our fault for having tasted it in the first place.
Not gonna lie, this one could be good. The only problem is that we can’t imagine how you would use it with fruit or any kind of other food. It strictly makes fraps—protein fraps.
We all saw this one coming, and no one asked for it. Worse yet, they’re disgusting. Not only did M&Ms make pumpkin spice white chocolate, but they also made pumpkin spice latte. When in doubt, double down!
Thanks to keto, bone broth has become pretty trendy. Let’s combine two trends in one! Beef bone broth plus pumpkin spice has to be good, right? Right?
Don’t douse your dog in pumpkin spice cologne. For those that do, the ASPCA is already on their way. Dogs are a gift from Heaven and to hurt them in such a way is inexplicable.
Trader Joe’s! What are you doing? Get these pumpkin tortilla chips out of here. Apparently, they’re made with real pumpkin puree and pumpkin seeds. Exactly what you need for your pumpkin salsa.
There are so many recipes for salmon, so there’s no reason to create this abomination. We guess this is for those that want to serve a “delicious meal” with their PSL. Fish and coffee always go together (sarcasm)!
Don’t clean your dishes with pumpkin spice dish soap. There are plenty of other options on the market that actually smell like clean dishes.
Pumpkin spice hand soaps were a novelty when they came out, but now there’s a whole line of cleaners. Correct us if we’re wrong, but pumpkin spice isn’t the scent of clean.
The poor dogs have to suffer through pumpkin spice treats. We’re about to rip off a scary Band-Aid so be ready: dogs don’t like pumpkin spice.
Let’s drop a truth-bomb real quick. Most flavored gums don’t make your breath smell better. They taste good, but that’s about it. Pumpkin spice gum is going to do the same, except the taste good part won’t even be there.
Alright, alright. Maybe dropping a few pumpkin spice marshmallows into some hot chocolate sounds pretty dang good. Eating them any other time? Not so much.
Pumpkin spice fish bait? For fish that want to get a little taste of fall, we guess. In all honesty, this would probably just chase the fish away.
Salsa is perfect on its own, so the addition of pumpkin is absolutely unnecessary. Furthermore, salsa is zesty while pumpkin…is not.
Kombucha tastes like it’s trying to be the new O’Doul’s, so it’s already not that great. On top of that, some companies have tried to be trendy by adding pumpkin spice in their fermented tea.
Kale chips are pretty nasty to begin with, so why bother trying to improve on garbage? Also, if you’re going to try and improve on it, don’t hop on that pumpkin spice train.
Instead of perfectly delicious spaghetti with marinara sauce, add some pumpkin sauce to your noodles! You read that right, but we’re also hoping you read the sarcasm in it, too.
Chicken sausage is already kinda gross. Chicken isn’t meant to be a sausage. To make matters worse, some companies have put pumpkin spice in it. Yeah, that’s the last thing we want in our sausage—chicken and pumpkin spice.
There’s no reason these should exist. Anyone that actually uses this product isn’t seeking out a pumpkin spice version.
The only possible reason we could see pumpkin spice milk existing is to be poured into coffee. Anything else? No. Drinking it plain would be disgusting, and you couldn’t use it in hardly anything. Get outta here!
