55 Silly Things People Actually Have in Their Homes

"Party pooper." —u/whywee

u/StaleAssignment: "I bet this is expensive."

u/1VentiCholoroform: "Yeah I mean cuts of meat like that have to be at least 15 bucks a pound even on sale." 

"Exactly ZERO people need a clear toilet." —@pleasehatethesethings

"Worth every penny." —u/socialjusticakimchi

"Poo in a shoe? Dump in a pump?" —@markvee3

"I can just picture the thing slowly closing on someone like a Venus fly trap." —u/SupaKoopa714

"The Bird’s Nest bed is the perfect solution for people who have a beautiful amount of space and want to absolutely ruin it with their horrible taste." —@pleasehatethesethings

Finally, camo for women!

I got the horses in the back, horse tack is attached...

"After all that work they couldn't find anything better than a standard plastic seat cover?" —u/thebayallday

I always feel like somebody's watching me...

"Not pictured: skin suit." —@pleasehatethesethings

"Why does the left one's tail remind me of that guy with the world's longest fingernails?" —u/ecn_ln

"Oh thank God! Felt like I was gonna sleep way too soundly tonight." —@pleasehatethesethings

"Diet tip: turn your fridge into a splinter mine field to prevent late night snacking." —@pleasehatethesethings

"That oven is the surprised Pikachu meme." —u/TheVicSageQuestion

"Those were her ex husband's legs..." —u/fabergEVJ

"Is the side chair for the lifeguard on duty?" —@tiffanyblue4me

"Someone peaked in high school geometry." —@pleasehatethesethings

"Whenever you sit down you have to thank it for its service." —u/ChoccyBoozer | "He was in the chair force." — Reddit User

"They did do a nice job on the finish though." —@peggyhampton

"I want to see the 'after' photo." —@annsuttie

Be our guest?

You can laugh all you want, but this weave ain't cheap.

"Needs to be on a rotating base for full villain action." —u/Actually_is_Jesus

It's at least an accurate depiction...

"Is this Bubba Gump's Dump?" —@reijasun

Are you supposed to fill this sink with gin..?

"It's the end of days." —@pleasehatethesethings

Welcome to the jungle.

If you're paranoid people can see in from your peephole, this might actually be a great idea for you.

"No one is winning this The Floor is Lava game." —@pleasehatethesethings

"When Austin Powers demands more Shag. You get. More. Shag." —@evajoe

"It's a twister, Dorothy!" —@pleasehatethesethings

"I am actually speechless. I mean in what scenario is this required???? Fraternity rush week? And what does one store in that prison locker built in? #somanyquestionsunanswered" —@pleasehatethesethings

"Someone left their HotWheels in their sister's Barbie Dreamhouse." —u/AshenPack

"Missed a solid opportunity to smear some faux manure finish on those tiles, if you ask me." —@pleasehatethesethings

A+ for effort though?

Go big or go home. Or do both.

"Rhi not?" —u/Donnypool

Mattress not included, sorry.

Do you see what I see?

I'm gonna take my fox to the Old Town Road, I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more...

"That light looks like he's dribbling some serious mucus." —@markvee3

"Before you get hung up on the elephant, let your mind wander to what kind of activities require a fully tiled bedroom." —@pleasehatethesethings

"Stop telling me what to do." —@pleasehatethesethings

Looks legit.

"I feel the need to tell the world REGULAR FAUCETS ARE OK." —@pleasehatethesethings

"It's like someone said 'Honey, we need to display this dresser from your great-great aunt and uncle. How can we incorporate that need into our home?' Bingo! Store window in the entryway, but without the glass!" —@coffeeandmarble

"Make West England great again!" —u/slmxiv

"Pretty sure I feel a staph infection coming on just looking at this photo. ??" —@pleasehatethesethings

"Imagine how dope it would be if there were fish that would clean your clothes." —u/SunsetJellyfish

"Survival gutted camel training dummy or just a really weird sleeping bag. I am not sure." —u/ReaganAbe

"He's so turned on right now." —u/TurkyHeadEd

"Adds extra texture." —@adamfralich