60 Wacky Things People Actually Have in Their Homes

"Party pooper." —u/whywee

"Needs to be on a rotating base for full villain action." —u/Actually_is_Jesus

u/StaleAssignment: "I bet this is expensive."

u/1VentiCholoroform: "Yeah I mean cuts of meat like that have to be at least 15 bucks a pound even on sale." 

"Poo in a shoe? Dump in a pump?" —@markvee3

"I can just picture the thing slowly closing on someone like a Venus fly trap." —u/SupaKoopa714

Finally, camo for women!

I got the horses in the back, horse tack is attached...

"After all that work they couldn't find anything better than a standard plastic seat cover?" —u/thebayallday

Be our guest?

"Oh thank God! Felt like I was gonna sleep way too soundly tonight." —@pleasehatethesethings

"Before you get hung up on the elephant, let your mind wander to what kind of activities require a fully tiled bedroom." —@pleasehatethesethings

"That oven is the surprised Pikachu meme." —u/TheVicSageQuestion

"Those were her ex husband's legs..." —u/fabergEVJ

"That's 'the art of seduction' you uncultured swine." —u/lollytop

"Whenever you sit down you have to thank it for its service." —u/ChoccyBoozer | "He was in the chair force." —u/BastardOutofChicago

"They did do a nice job on the finish though." —@peggyhampton

"Not pictured: skin suit." —@pleasehatethesethings

"What abut psycotherapy? Is psychotherapy included?" —@pleasehatethesethings

Is that...a tire float?

If the basement pool isn't your style, maybe the balcony pool is!

You can laugh all you want, but this weave ain't cheap.

It's at least an accurate depiction...

"Is this Bubba Gump's Dump?" —@reijasun

Are you supposed to fill this sink with gin..?

"The Bird’s Nest bed is the perfect solution for people who have a beautiful amount of space and want to absolutely ruin it with their horrible taste." —@pleasehatethesethings

"It's the end of days." —@pleasehatethesethings

Welcome to the jungle.

"Damn how many years they wait to make that Moana sequel?" —@pleasehatethesethings

If you're paranoid people can see in from your peephole, this might actually be a great idea for you.

"No one is winning this The Floor is Lava game." —@pleasehatethesethings

"I’m sharing this in the hopes that it ruins your day as much as it ruined mine." —@pleasehatethesethings

"When Austin Powers demands more Shag. You get. More. Shag." —@evajoe

"Why does the left one's tail remind me of that guy with the world's longest fingernails?" —u/ecn_ln

"It's a twister, Dorothy!" —@pleasehatethesethings

"I am actually speechless. I mean in what scenario is this required???? Fraternity rush week? And what does one store in that prison locker built in? #somanyquestionsunanswered" —@pleasehatethesethings

"Diet tip: turn your fridge into a splinter mine field to prevent late night snacking." —@pleasehatethesethings

"Someone left their HotWheels in their sister's Barbie Dreamhouse." —u/AshenPack

"Missed a solid opportunity to smear some faux manure finish on those tiles, if you ask me." —@pleasehatethesethings

A+ for effort though?

"Exactly ZERO people need a clear toilet." —@pleasehatethesethings

Go big or go home. Or do both.

"Rhi not?" —u/Donnypool

Mattress not included, sorry.

I always feel like somebody's watching me...

Do you see what I see?

I'm gonna take my fox to the Old Town Road, I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more...

"That light looks like he's dribbling some serious mucus." —@markvee3

"Stop telling me what to do." —@pleasehatethesethings

Looks legit.

"I feel the need to tell the world REGULAR FAUCETS ARE OK." —@pleasehatethesethings

"It's like someone said 'Honey, we need to display this dresser from your great-great aunt and uncle. How can we incorporate that need into our home?' Bingo! Store window in the entryway, but without the glass!" —@coffeeandmarble

"Is the side chair for the lifeguard on duty?" —@tiffanyblue4me

"Someone peaked in high school geometry." —@pleasehatethesethings

"Make West England great again!" —u/slmxiv

"Pretty sure I feel a staph infection coming on just looking at this photo. ??" —@pleasehatethesethings

"Imagine how dope it would be if there were fish that would clean your clothes." —u/SunsetJellyfish

"Survival gutted camel training dummy or just a really weird sleeping bag. I am not sure." —u/ReaganAbe

"He's so turned on right now." —u/TurkyHeadEd

"Worth every penny." —u/socialjusticakimchi

"Adds extra texture." —@adamfralich

"Um...yea...I’ll take the couch. Or a cot. Or a splintery bed of pallets. Actually just anything that’s not this, thx" —@pleasehatethesethings