7 Halloween Costumes for Lazy People

Make a statement this Halloween by wearing clothes and carrying a sign saying “Nudist on strike.” Political costumes are always crowd pleasers.

Are you the laziest lazy person ever? Are you also frugal? Then the salt shaker costume is the one for you. Grab the salt out of your spice cabinet, dress however you want, and then just shake the salt all night long. Tip: Make sure the container is closed, and if you still manage to spill it, make sure to toss it over your left shoulder.

Channel everyone’s favorite mean girl by cutting circles out of a tank top and wearing a short skirt. Go out there and own it!

You can teach your holiday-loving friends a lesson by writing “Error 404: Costume Not Found” on a white t shirt.  They won’t bother you with Halloween again!

Let Shia inspire you with this easy costume. All you need is a paper grocery bag and a sharpie!

You can’t go wrong with an old-school costume. Simply take a white sheet and cut out holes for your eyes. SO retro.

Jared recently vacated this position, and the only item you need for this costume is a piece of Subway merchandise! Actually buying a sandwich you can carry around is optional (but more work).