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The 10 Strangest Christmas Cards Money Can Buy

Tired of the same old, boring “Merry Christmas” or “Season’s Greetings” cards? Perhaps you should opt for something a little more off-the-wall this year. Christmas cards are a great tradition, but an even better tradition is sending your friends the strangest Christmas cards money can buy, and here are 10 of the craziest ones to get you started!

Poopmas

Poopmas

If the poop emoji is you favorite (Don’t deny it!), then this is the perfect card for you!

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Snow Angels

Snow Angels

Well, I suppose that’s another way to make a snow angel ... #frankensteinstyle

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Krampus

Krampus

Kris Kringle is so mainstream, so send your besties greetings from Krampus, his slightly creepy counterpart who captures naughty children instead of leaving them coal in their stockings.

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Jabba the Hutt

Jabba the Hutt

This is so perfect considering the new Star Wars movie is about to come out ... and so imperfect because Jabba makes me want to never eat Christmas treats ever again. 

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Beware the Yellow Snow

Beware the Yellow Snow

This card takes the dangers of yellow snow to a whole new, creepy level that I don’t quite understand. But hey, if The Nightmare Before Christmas is one of your friend’s favorite movies, they’ll get a kick out of this card.

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Edward Scissorhands

Edward Scissorhands

This one can technically work for a birthday or Christmas if your buddies are into weirdly sorrowful horror movie characters.

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Holiday Stress

Holiday Stress

If you want to give someone the gift of a person’s face that looks like it's about to explode from all the holiday stress, here you are! Because as you get older, holiday stress is definitely more prevalent than holiday joy.

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Food Fight

Food Fight

This delightfully odd vintage card features what looks like a potato and ribeye going at each other. Perhaps the perfect sentiment for the relative you can never seem to get along with during Christmas dinner?

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“Special Package”

“Special Package”

This edgy (yet weirdly cute) card is sure to make your significant other laugh and probably cringe with embarrassment if you are with family.

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Pleasant Surprise

Pleasant Surprise

This funky card is definitely surprise enough on its own, but it's even better if you can somehow pop out of the Christmas ham as it's being opened!

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