Did You Really Need Those Kids Anyways?
I’m sure these kids will grow up to be brilliant scientists because they’re about get an important but brutal physics lesson.
They're Friends and They Don't Even Know
For one shining moment in his life, he was finally one of the popular girls…
Does Anyone Really Need a Working Neck?
Sand might seem like it’s soft and forgiving, but I’m sure this lady would beg to differ.
He's Got Game, I'll Give Him That
She’s such a gold digger. I heard that monkey was a venture capitalist.
Does This Kid Have a Mother? I Hope It's Not One of These Ladies.
Sometimes the view from the bottom is better than the view from the top, no matter what motivational posters may try to tell you.
Look at This Beach Bum
Someone is clearly unhappy to be at the beach. She needed a couple more weeks to be truly swimsuit ready.
Don't Feed the Locals
Whatever happened in the moments after this photo was either extremely cute or extremely terrifying. It could either way when you mix monkeys and food.
She Got the Wrong Directions to the Nude Beach
Sometimes covering up is a two-person job.
He's Just One of the Girls
Making friends is hard. Making inter-species friends is even harder--especially when you’re venomous!
Self respect? What's that? It's clearly is unimportant in the quest for the pefect selfie.
I don’t care what species you are--who wears pearls to the beach? Who are you trying to impress?
Water You Doing?
Kim Kardashian isn't known for particularly clever photoshoots on her Instagram page, but as one of the most recent Sports Illustrated cover models, we expect a little bit more thought in her seaside photos than... whatever this is. She's literally in one of the most beautiful vacation spots in the world and decides that it's the perfect time to empty out her water bottle.
We assume her pouring out perfectly good (and definitely Brita filtered) water into the ocean is supposed to be symbolic somehow, or even "sexy," but it's a complete fail. She's not even pouring the water on her hair to make it look like she's showering. We can only imagine the thoughts running through her head before taking this hilarious snap. Hello, dehydration!
We thought that the point of beachfront showers was to clean off all of the sand, sunscreen, and salty ocean water, not to get splashed in a fine coat of sugary soda! Okay, yes, we know that these Sprite-themed showers (probably) aren't soda fountains, but I wouldn't trust it for a post-beach shower.
Don't get us wrong, it's a pretty clever idea to construct a beach shower in the shape of a soda fountain. But we have a few problems. Primarily, it's just a giant ad in the middle of the beach, and we already have enough advertising bombarding us online. At least it's funny to look at!
Soak in the glory that is Kourtney Kardashian (yes, it's really her) wearing a trendy beach hat that doesn't quite fit the way she intended. Unless the uber-rich socialite was trying to cosplay as a bikini-clad Conehead, we don't understand how she didn't catch the slip-up.
What makes this snap even funnier is two-fold. First, Kourtney thought it was a good enough snap to upload directly to her Instagram feed. Second, this photo was the first featured photo in a carousel of other perfectly acceptable pool snaps. Maybe the eldest Kardashian really is a huge fan of Conehead!
Who needs a boyfriend to take pictures with when you have a perfectly good monkey to take his place? This girl certainly knows which option is better in this situation. She definitely made the right decision! Oh no... He's flipping off the camera... Maybe he wasn't the better choice after all?
All jokes aside, where do people find wild animals like chimps roaming around the beach? Hopefully, there's no zoo nearby that had a breakout of monkeys taking down the town! This guy looks nice, though. At least, he's nice enough to pose for a groovy beach pic!
Cowabunga — Holy Edition!
This girl might look like a nun, but we think she misunderstood the assignment. The ocean doesn't count as holy water, right? We doubt any Catholic priest is around to bless the beachgoers yet some might still feel blessed to see a surfing nun. What are the odds?
More likely than not, she's surfing for some kind of Halloween event or costume party, but we'd rather believe that she's surfing for the Holy Spirit. Hey, when you have the Lord on your side, you can do anything! This includes catching monster waves in Hawaii.
Eyes Up Here, Not On the Unicorn!
Rita Ora, a British singer who first rose to fame in early 2012, is showstopping in any bikini she wears. The artist, who is routinely featured on the covers of famous magazines, definitely understands the demands of the covergirl life. However, this snap is less "covergirl" and more "fail" material.
Sure, she's showstopping! But what on earth is going on behind her? One girl is struggling to stay afloat on a blow-up unicorn tube. Another girl could be drowning — we can't be sure. And way in the background are hillbillies on a giant boat that are most definitely too close to the girls nearly drowning in their tubes.
"Who Forgot the Sunscreen?!"
These kinds of beach fails could be easily prevented if people had any sliver of motivation to reapply their sunscreen! UV rays are especially damaging during the summertime, and you can't go wrong with added protection from the sun during the spring either — especially at the beach.
Don't be these guys! We can't deny that the results are hilarious, but we honestly feel bad for them. That's gotta hurt! And what's going on in the first photo? We imagine this guy fell asleep facedown on the sand and his wife wrote the hilarious message on his back. He'll never forget to apply again!
Laugh at Doja Cat
Doja Cat — a sensational singer and performer who exploded in popularity during 2020 — doesn't take herself too seriously. Can you tell? Her Instagram feed is catered to her target audience, providing the perfect balance of styled red-carpet snaps and grainy, context-free selfies.
Remember Kourtney Conehead? Doja Cat must have been inspired by the eldest Kardashian's trendy sunhat snap. Just look at the height of that thing! It defies gravity! We're sure it must be a photoshopped photo, but we like to believe that it's all-natural just like her.
Ben Affleck’s giant back tattoo has gotten a lot of attention from the media over the last few years. While any publicity is considered "good" publicity, we doubt that anyone wants this kind of attention... Affleck originally claimed the tattoo was only temporary for a movie he was starring in. But the tat never appeared in the film and has been spotted on Affleck since.
So, we come to the conclusion that it is in fact, real. Affleck told several sources including Ellen DeGeneres that he loves his Giant Phoenix back tattoo. We can't knock someone for liking what they like, but if we're being objective here, the design placement is super awkward. The linework isn't overly terrible, and the colors have the potential to save the design, but why did it have to be so big?!
She Belongs to the Ocean Now
Those family beach photos just never turn out like you want them to. They probably should have done a test jump before turning the camera on.
Dolphins Aren't as Wholesome As They Pretend to Be
Dogs do the same thing, but at least they don’t have bottle noses.
Who Needs the Beach When You Have VR?
That's going to lead to some hilarious tan lines.
The Beach is Fun for Everyone
That stingray has clearly had too much to drink, but at least he’s a happy drunk.
This is Some Sort of Important Life Lesson for Her
Physics and children just don’t mix. At this point, we should all know that.
Sometimes Life Hits You in the Face Like a Frisbee
I’m not sure what breed this is, but they should have gone with a golden retriever instead.
Nothing About This Makes Sense
I can’t tell who’s more unhappy to be in the ocean--those horses or that guy.
Visit the Ocean? Why Not Let the Ocean Visit You?
The starfish are tired of humans using them as decor, so they’ve come to take their revenge.
When a Seagull's Gotta Go...
Please Leave Your Dog at Home
If you think this is disgusting, just realize that this probably happens a lot more off camera than you know.
It's Better Than the Real Thing
Who needs the real thing when you can have your own private ocean? At least there won’t be any shark attacks.
The Power of the Human Spirit
They were trying to prove that surfing is a team sport. And they succeeded...almost.
Turns Out Every Dog Isn't a Good Boy
Having a special moment? Mother Nature will always be there to knock you down a peg.
He's Becoming One with the Beach
Not sure how that’s more comfortable than a chair, but at this point he looks stuck, so hope he’s happy with his decision.
A Romantic Walk on the Beach...for One
If there's no one to walk you, sometimes you've just got to walk yourself.
Someone's Having a Good Time
This guy is officially cut off from the pina coladas. And he was supposed to be our ride home...
The Beach Got Breezy All of the Sudden
If you have the opportunity to ruin someone's serious beach photo, you take that opportunity. Every time.
There's No Such Thing as a Good Family Vacation
These poor people. This is clearly a family that’s been beaten down by the tides of life--at least this one time, anyways.
Playing Fetch on the Beach
If you've ever wanted to see someone in the moments immediately before their life was ruined, here's your chance.