BYOP (Bring Your Own Plate)
Who needs plates when you ARE the plate? You know this is some crazy expensive restaurant because the health department would be beating down the door of a normal place if they did this.
I don't care if that thing has been sanitized like an operating table, I'm complaining if I see one single hair in my food.
Chairs are 86'ed
If you prop up that pipe, it would make the perfect seat for the guy who thought this was a good idea. Don't you just love eating in a stress position?
Shaken, Not Poured
I really hope this BBQ restaurant was out of bottles because there's literally no other excuse for sauce in a shaker. Whoever came up with this was definitely a sociopath.
A Sticky Situation
If these menus taped to sticks make you angry, you're in luck! They've already given you the weapon you need to take out all your aggression.
An Abacus Would Have Been Funnier
If you ate a meal at a restaurant, it's only fair that you pay. But if they bring your bill out in an old-fashioned typewriter, I'll look the other way if you want to steal it out of spite.
What a Bunch of Stoners
Does that baked potato look a little off to you? That's because it's a rock. I can't tell if these people were too good for a butter dish or too poor for one.
The Space From Farm to Table Just Got A Lot Smaller
This might seem like a crazy idea, but if you're looking to re-sod your lawn or just need a little extra fiber in your diet, grass tables are actually pretty smart.
Actual Food at Restaurants is Just a Myth
Exactly two of the things in that bowl are edible. Hope you're a good guesser! Or at the very least, I hope you have good dental insurance.
Hope They Stocked Up on Forks
So what exactly is this? Because it might be an appetizer, but it also might be the heads of your enemies on stakes.
Bear With Us
Now, I'm no panda expert, but something about this sign seems off. I feel like if I walk in that restaurant I'm much more likely to find a shrimp on the barbie than lo mein.
Reinventing the Cob
Not only did someone have to de-cob that corn, they then had to skewer it. If only corn came with some sort of built-in mechanism that would make it naturally easy to hold and eat...
Epic, Menu, or Epic Menu?
This is definitely not going to be one of those restaurants where you grab a quick meal. Reading the menu alone is going to take half the day.
There may be leagues of water between Mexico and Ireland, but apparently their flags are close enough to mix up. Or perhaps some restaurateur finally listened to all my raving about cabbage tacos.
Are Brain Teasers Getting Easier or Am I Just a Genius?
I have a hard time believing this was a mere oversight. This is clearly a kids menu designed by someone that hates children.
Whatever You Do, Don't Order the Fish
Why not kill two birds with one stone? Granted, these were two pretty strange birds to kill at once...
Not Quite From the Mouths of Babes
Hey, so they've invented these things called bathrooms. Have you heard? They're actually perfect for this kind of thing.
Patience is a Virtue
Hey, they might be setting the bar pretty low, but I imagine they're almost always good on their "guarantee."
Plant-Based Dining at Its Finest
This may be the only place on earth where the vegetarian options actually taste good. Here's hoping you're not a diabetic vegan!
You Won't Believe Your Eyes
Are the employees bad at their jobs or is this some sort of Orwellian nightmare restaurant? Either way, if you go for the salt, you're gonna be disappointed.
Employees Going Above and Beyond
If you thought being a bathroom attendant was disgusting before, just wait til you're washing strangers' hands. At least we know everyone is germ free, though!
Okay sure, you might ruin your life but can you really put a price on a free meal? And after this date, you'll never have to take anyone out again!
This Counts as Going to Gym, Right?
I hate to break it to whomever made this sign, but you can't pun your way out of alcholism. Turns out your liver couldn't care less how clever you are.
How is This a Selling Point?
Are you brave enough to try the worst table in the restaurant? The discount is nice, but it's clearly all about the bragging rights.
Lemons into Lemonade
This is so good that it should be illegal for people NOT to do this. And no use crying over a B--it's almost an A!
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Salad
I'm not sure how a top-heavy goblet is supposed a salad more enjoyable, but imagine the people whose salad goblets have actually toppled are probably even more confused than me.
A Comic Menu
This is not a fail--this is wholesome. Whoever designed this menu was completely unaware of the cultural baggage surrounding the comic sans font, and I for one am jealous of their ignorance.
It's A Real Interesting Direction to Take This Brand...
Harriet Beecher Stowe might have thought she was doing her part to end slavery and racism when she published Uncle Tom's Cabin, but when was the last time an American read a book? BBQ is definitely the way to go in terms of race relations.
Don't Knock It Til You Try It
If everything else under the sun has a pumpkin spice version, why not tacos? I bet they would sell like crazy until people realized they tasted terrible.
What's In a Name?
"Actually it's pronounced..." Nope. Shut up and take this blessed pun that has fallen into our laps.