This Korean toilet plunging tool uses a very unique method to unclog toilets. Just wipe the toilet rim, stick the sticker on, and then flush. The rising water will create a bubble in the sticker for you to push down several times until the clog is gone.
As gross as it sounds, it does cut out the need to clean and refresh the regular old toilet plunger or snake. This product can be found on Amazon starting at $11.69.
That’s right. There is a shop in Great Britain that sells chocolate anuses in boxes of 3. As a matter of fact, the website even boasts that they are the “anus that made Britain great.” You can even order a kit to cast your own anus to send to friends and loved ones.
For just 24 Pound sterling ($29.50 in U.S. dollars), you can order a 5-pack bundle of 3 packs of chocolate anuses on edibleanus.com and have a great gag gift for everyone on your list.
Feeling lonely? Want some company in a flash? Now you can grow your own girlfriend! You can now watch your Sunday football without worrying about getting nagged and/or being asked silly questions.
You can typically find these anywhere online, but you can get one from different sellers on Amazon starting at $5.90. Ladies don’t get jealous, now! They have a Grow A Boyfriend version starting at $11.90, too!
Who wouldn’t want a giant schnoz hanging on the wall of their shower? That’s right, you can fill it with a green colored gel soap when you push on it or punch it, the gel soap comes oozing out, looking like a shiny green booger.
These are actually sold by several stores online, starting at $12.95
Ever have trouble finding your toilet paper on those middle-of-the-night bathroom visits? Don’t despair! We have the answer for you! That’s right, glow in the dark toilet paper will make it much simpler for you to not only see if the toilet seat is up first, but it will also make it easier for you to wipe!
As if you needed another reason to order it right away, the toilet paper also lets you know when you’re all clean because it will stop glowing. You can find it on Amazon starting at $10.99 per roll.
This is one even we couldn’t excuse. Have you been looking for a way to become closer with your domesticated feline? Never fear, the PDX Pet Design LICKI Brush is here!
According to this item’s description, you can “soothe yourself” by licking your cat and “bond with your fur baby” by communicating in their love language. Maybe you have a cat lover in your family who can use one? If so, these can be found on Amazon starting at $19.00
We know several of our employees who think the word ‘moist’ is disgusting and we bet you also have some friends or loved ones who absolutely abhor the word ‘moist.’ Now you can catch them off guard with a t-shirt with the word “Moist” in bold print.
These t-shirts come in several designs from several different sellers and our current favorite says, “This is my MOIST annoying shirt.” These shirts can be found anywhere online for various prices.
Looking for that perfect gag gift for your boss, husband, or dad? As disgusting as this mug is, your recipient will probably get a good giggle out of it. Because, after all, who doesn’t like some good poop humor?
This product is sold online by several retailers starting at $11.99.
That’s right. If you’re in the mood to try out one of those rabbit recipes you’ve been thinking about for a while, we have the answer for you. Just go online and order an entire dead rabbit from one of several retailers.
They’ll even give you the option to order more than one at a time for bigger recipes. These cadavers cost approximately $40 to start and can be found online on several websites.
While many of us would settle for a good old-fashioned rabbit’s foot on our keychains for luck, others may need a little extra luck. That’s where the Kangaroo Scrotum keychain comes into play. This item is so genuine that the tag even says that “this genuine product was harvested and processed in accordance with…” blah, blah, blah…
Wait! Does that mean that these are actual Kangaroo scrotums?? ICK! However, for those who are Kangaroo Scrotum inclined, Amazon also offers a Kangaroo Scrotum gift pack, complete with bottle opener, corkscrew, coin purse, and the key chain all for $75.99.
Have a friend that collects everything lady bugs and you don’t know what to get them for their birthday this year? Why not send them a bag of 1500 live lady bugs with a guaranteed live delivery?
Or maybe you have a friend with a pest control problem in their garden? Lady bugs are known predators to pests such as aphids, moth eggs, mites, and many other normal garden pests. Believe it or not, this product is actually listed as a #1 Best Seller on Amazon and it starts at $19.20 plus $7.25 in shipping.
Yes. That’s right. We said crafting with cat hair. I mean. Your cat’s fur does get all over everything, right? Like. If you were to collect all that fur instead of throwing it away, you would need to find something to do with all of it, right?
Well, Amazon answers the need, yet again. From tote bags and finger puppets to picture frames and more this craft book has everything you need to get started. This book can be found at several book and pet stores starting at $9.99 for an online version.
Is that Mr. Potato Head just not cutting it for you anymore? You guessed it! We have quite the alternative for you! Just upload a photo of yourself or whoever you’re sending the potato too, and anonymouspotato.com will customize an actual potato with your likeness on it.
You can legit put any face you want on a potato and send it to whomever you’d like to, either anonymously or with a gift card within 3-6 shipping days. This unique gift starts at $18.99 although the site says it’s on special right now for $15.99! Hurry and get it while it’s hot!
You know what many of us are lacking in our lives right now? That’s right. A lifetime supply of someone or something else’s poop! Poopsenders.com advertises their product as the ULTIMATE Gag Gift— well, they got that one right. We’re definitely gagging… You can choose different kinds of animal excrement such as cow, elephant, or gorilla dung.
You can even get a variety pack if you really want to send a message. Also, you can choose between a quart or a gallon sized gift to be sent 100% anonymously to your biggest frenemy or to your best friend as a gag. Prices start at $17.95 for a quart of cow dung.
If you are redecorating your home and you feel it’s missing something, may we suggest a human skull or skeleton? At shopanatomical.com, you can purchase several models of miniature to full-size human skeletons or life-size human skulls.
On this website, as a matter of fact, you can purchase a model of any part of the human anatomy and even some animal models. There are several other websites that cater to this need and the prices range from model to model, but we did see one pristine skull that happened to be on sale for $44.97 from $74.95. Come on! Just the sale price alone is worth the splurge!
Are you struggling on a diet right now or know someone who is? A pound of human fat may just be the thing to give you that extra motivation you’ve been looking for.
You can purchase a replica of human fat on several websites in one- to five-pound increments for the low, low price of approximately $48.98 per pound.
Come on! What lady couldn’t use a pair of these leggings with the stunning booty-shorts complete with men’s leg hair? This pair of leggings was designed appear similar to a popular meme of a man in booty shorts as a gag gift.
This item can be purchased online at belovedshirts.com for $39.95 or $29.95 if they are on sale.
If you happen to be sitting around your house bored and looking for something to do with your hands, the Pop It Pal may be the answer. This super-gross, yet strangely satisfying toy comes filled with an all-natural pus that is ready to start popping the moment you unwrap it.
This gag gift can be purchased on Amazon for $19.99 or you can purchase other versions at various prices.
As gross as the thought of lugging around your own toilet, this product could actually be useful to those who go on long road trips or camping for days at a time, or even to use at home as an emergency option when plumbing just isn’t available.
It’s a portable toilet that fits anyone of any size, with a bucket style design and a snap-on lid to minimize odor. This product is available to purchase from many big-name retailers and will ship through the mail as easily as anything else you purchase online for the starting price of $12.99.
What can be more disgusting than someone walking around after they just lost control of their bathroom functions? How about someone walking around in a pair of pants that just looks like they’ve done just that?
That’s right, available to buy online right now are a pair of Zagone Studios Goosh Pants for the bargain price of $23.95. Pick up a pair as a gag gift for a friend or buy them to prank others. It’s a win-win, either way!
We all know that certain high-fiber cereals, can help in aiding our digestion and keeping our bowel movements regular. However, none spell it out quite so boldly as this high-fiber cereal. According to the description of this product on Amazon, this is not merely a cereal— “it’s the ultimate colon cleansing formula with a stupendous amount of soluble and insoluble fiber.”
The cereal’s claims to fame is that it contains 100% of daily fiber needs in 1.5 servings, that it helps reduce bloating, and that one serving has only 120 calories. Look out after you eat it though! You may need that Luggable Loo after all!
If you think ordering fresh octopus from a restaurant or store was gross before, wait until you finish reading this. That’s right, if you need that octopus fix, you can now order it online. In a can. In olive oil and garlic. (Blechhhh!)
The product’s parent company boasts that being packed with these two ingredients give the octopus a special aroma and keeps the original flavor of the octopus intact. Yum. Good to know. For those who are interested in purchasing this product, it can be found through several online retailers starting at $18.99.
You ever sit and think “well if I happened to have some coyote urine laying around, I could…” Yeah. We couldn’t finish that sentence, either.
However, according to a blog on homedepot.com, predator urine is one of the best ways to frighten away unwanted small animal pests and has long been used by gardeners, hunters, and trappers. This product can be found online sold by several retailers and ranges in price.
Come on, guys. There is no one who needs a 55-gallon drum of lube. I mean. I hope there’s no one out there who specifically needs a 55-gallon drum of lube. But for those who might need it—ew. For the low price of $1,995.99, you can have a drum of lube delivered right to your door.
We’ll just hope that it comes in an unmarked box in order to save you from some of the knowing and/or disgusted looks you’d undoubtedly be receiving from your neighbors, as they rush their children inside to avoid them asking what “warming water-based body glide” is for.
Remember when we were kids and the one thing we wanted for that birthday or holiday was the newest set from PlayDoh? Well, now they have a set for us adults to play with. In the form of synthetic poop.
That’s right! This kit comes equipped with brown and yellow dough and a mold in the shape of excrement. So, if you ever find yourself with extra time on your hands, wishing for the good old days… you can always order yourself a Poo Dough kit online from Amazon or Walmart to give yourself hours of fun pranking your friends!
Because what says “Welcome to our home” better than a fresh patch of grass in your living room or kitchen for your dog to visit while you have company over? So basically, you can order a patch of sod to bring inside your house and it’s supposed to help you to potty train your dog.
However, all it seems to do is teach them that using the potty inside the house is the thing to do, so we’re not sure how effective it really is. If you visit freshpatch.com, you’ll find that you can order your grass according to the size of your pet. Depending on the size you get, prices range from $24 for the smallest pets to $40 for the biggest and the greatest number of pets.
Ok, so the concept here is a bit gross, but let’s be real here—I am sure we all know someone who could use one of these in their knickers occasionally. That’s right. They’re exactly what they sound like. They are pads to place in your underwear during times of um… uncertainty?
Each pad comes filled with activated charcoal which is supposed to be the most effective active odor-destroying agent on the planet. These pads can be purchased online at noodor.com for the low price of $14.99 per 12-pack. You know, like the website says, “for long-term fart filtering.”
Apparently, now people are just stuffing dead animals and selling them online. You can spend around $250 at thetaxidermystore.com on a Cowboy Squirrel or you could visit the logfurnitureplace.com and spend approximately $1,100 on a Canoeing Coon Duo.
So, whether you’re in the market to have a deceased pet memorialized for all time, or you just have a hankering for some dead animals to place around your home, you can visit one of these sites or others for more taxidermy ideas.
Typically, when one hears the word colonoscopy, they don’t get excited. As a matter of fact, not only does the patient undergoing the colonoscopy have to prepare for at least 24 hours in advance, they also need to be sedated for the test itself.
Therefore, we know that colonoscopies should probably not be done at home. However, there is apparently a market for USB Colonoscopy cameras online. Yup. Amazon sells those, too! For the low price of $22.98, you too can have your very own endoscope for all of those colonoscopies you should never perform at home.
And we saved the most disgusting item you can buy online for last. That’s correct. Those holiday, limited-edition flavors of Pringles beat out everything else on this list. Most of the time, Pringles will roll out some limited-edition flavors that work really well such as the Pickle Rick limited-edition cans (based off of popular animated show, Rick and Morty) of pickle flavored chips.
The gross flavors we’re speaking of come in Cinnamon Sugar Tortillas, White Chocolate, Salted Caramel, Pecan Pie, and Milk Chocolate, and we promise, not a one of them is worth trying. However, if any of those sound appealing, if they’re still available, by all means give it a go. The limited-edition cans can usually be found by doing a quick search on eBay or Amazon around holiday time.
