You couldn't have timed this photo more perfectly.
That moment when you are pole dancing on the subway and you spill your Big Gulp on some random guy's face.
While this photo might seem like a mildly amusing image to chuckle at, this guy's day probably couldn't be off to a worse start...or finish.
When cosplay meets everyday life.
Sometimes you are on the subway and Goku be there sittin' all depressed. Sometimes it might be worth asking the earth's greatest defender how his day is?
It also appears that he is playing a mobile game on his phone. It's not going to make for the most exciting episode of Dragon Ball Z but we're undoubtedly going to watch it still.
A pizza fate worse than death!
If we had to guess, this woman just passed out drunk on the subway and is likely to miss her next stop.
Is she still going to eat that pizza now that it's on the subway floor? That depends on how drunk she is.
It's a creative approach, if nothing else.
This man's answers are right in front of him in this easy-to-read guide to dating.
Of course, he could take time away from reading to actually socialize on the subway. And man if he could only look to his left a little, would he be in for a surprise.
No one is free when they ride the subway.
This man appears to be in handcuffs sitting on this subway seat but it's actually just an advertisement.
Of course, once he gets up from that seat, he'll really understand that the true prison is commercialism.
Einstein was smart enough to invent time travel but not smart enough to avoid the subway...
Einstein here certainly looks like he's had enough, even if his day is just getting started.
E=MC who cares is more like it!
I was wrong about Pokemon being herbivores...
But if I had my choice to be devoured by any monster, Pikachu seems ideal for that.
Its also important to remember that this kind of thing happens when you don't take proper care of your Pokemon. It's the owner, not the breed.
Turns out the subway isn't just for humans.
Sometimes you are literally riding on the subway with a rhinoceros and if it's a Monday and you haven't had your coffee yet, you might not notice.
.Unfortunately for them, the person who took this photo isn't going to forget anytime soon. It's a thing of nightmares.
We've been looking for Bigfoot in all the wrong places!
Walking around the woods all day, trying to avoid people can be tiring. Sometimes you just have to say, "what the heck" and take the subway home.
Apparently, the woman next to him is completely unfazed by this encounter. Perhaps, it's not her first.
Looks like the Power Rangers are down on their luck these days.
Even Power Rangers need a break sometimes. Fighting Rita Repulsa can take its toll.
Perhaps they can power up with some caffeine and really get back to business.
You can't blame a rat when there's pizza involved!
This is either just a rat eating some garbage or the worst pizza delivery method ever.
You can typically find this rat and pizza combo at any subway in New York.
Transportation-ception.
When your tiny little car doesn't quite cut it, you can always drive it inside a subway.
Of course, I'm sure you can see what's wrong with this picture. Clearly, they don't have their eyes on the road.
I never did get modern art...
Are these speakers, some kind of telephone, or perhaps just a sculpture with no true purpose?
Whatever these are, they are kind of creepy and unsightly. But then again, the subway isn't the most pleasant place to spend your time anyway.
Real talk about the subway.
Some people don't seem to get this and they really should. Nobody wants to smell your food.
Wait to eat when you get home. Don't risk making a mess on the subway that you are sharing with countless others.
We'll do anything to pretend like we're not on the subway.
Let's face it: nobody actually wants to be riding the subway - it's just convenient.
On this subway, you can pretend you are at the beach, but instead of all the sand, ocean and salt, you can smell all the...subway smells.
When you want the subway to feel like home...
The subway can sometimes be anxiety-inducing and making it feel like home can really help.
This guy brought a coffee table and we can totally see why. Now he has somewhere to write in peace and relaxation - without the peace and relaxation part.
Something tells me your train is going to be delayed...
This is the great subway flood of the 21st century.
Two of every rat escaped that day.
For those times when a watch just won't do.
if you were thinking this was Flavor Flav, we couldn't blame you.
With the big clock around her neck, the resemblance is uncanny.
Parenting: you're doing it right.
These parents, and their kid, are cosplaying as characters from "Where the Wild Things Are" and really going all out.
Either that or this is how they dress on a daily basis, which would be a little concerning.
It's sad that this needed to be said at all.
I mean, pole dancing can be great exercise and a terrific way to stay in shape. It's also a ton of fun.
However, the subway isn't the ideal place to practice your pole dancing skills or give everyone a free show. Someone might get hurt afterall.
This is more adorable than any chihuahua in a purse.
Husky tote bags are all the rage don't you know?
And they bark a lot less so really it just makes more sense on a crowded subway.
The subway has led to some ingenious solutions.
Sometimes the subway can smell like a toilet but that doesn't mean it is one.
Nevertheless, a toilet plunger makes an excellent handle for keeping your balance in case you bring one by mistake.
Man's best friend can take many forms...
Is this from a remake of The Crow or just a normal day in the life of a goth?
How often will you be able to catch a crazy moment like this again? To quothe the raven, "nevermore."
As long as you're shorter then him, you won't have any problems.
This man appears to be carrying a tray of food on his head, which is perfectly normal, of course. Not really a noteworthy event.
There's one thing you can say about him though: his diet looks perfectly balanced.
Let him have his vices--he's just a shark trying to support his family.
This shark looks like he's about to go out in town with his credit card and spend that hard-earned money...
But first, it's time to have a smoke! It just makes life go by swimmingly.
Satan takes the D Train
I guess the Devil's car is in the shop today and it looks like he's taking the subway.
For everyone else aboard this underground train, it's just a normal day in the hell that is this life.
Who You Gonna Call?
You can rest assured there are no ghosts on this subway car.
Now if he's on his way to someone's home, there's no telling if the train will get there on time.
Life always finds a way.
I know you were thinking there would be no way you would see two people bringing a plunger on the subway - and for that, you'd be wrong.
With that said, this device should be plenty useful if you are prone to sleeping on the subway.
When You Work Your Own Hours
Clearly, they've had it up to here with the complaints about being late. The train will come when it comes. Deal with it.
Hey, at least they're honest.
Personal Space Please
She's taking "personal bubble" to a whole new level.
If this had been taken during Covid, we'd say it was the perfect social distancing tool, but since it wasn't - not sure what is going on here.
Snake on a Train
There is so much going on here that I don't know where to begin.
I mean if you noticed the bag full of oversized money, you probably didn't even notice the snake at first
Where there's a will there's a way!
If this isn't the first time you've seen a man in a big Panda suit getting shoved into a subway train, well then we are envious of your exciting life.
This spectacle is both adorable and entertaining and you really can't ask for more from life.
Time-Saving Cooking Solutions
If the onions don't make you cry, her audacity will.
Of course, you have to congratulate her time-management skills. If you chop the onions before you even get home, you can finish dinner a lot earlier.
Plague Doctor
This is not what you want to see when you get on the subway.
Unless you have a real COVID-19 problem in your area, then maybe it's a small measure of comfort.
When worlds collide...
Batman and Darth Vader are some of the coolest fictional characters put onscreen.
Bet you never thought you'd see the two of them getting in each other's face on the subway.
There's a 99% chance he didn't make it through the turnstile.
Life can be difficult when you are half-man and half zebra.
What do you even call this creature? A zebra centaur? That's a thing, right?
Good Grief, Moon
This is one of those times when it's best to just mind your own business.
But if you have to know, it's probably just the moon wondering if they left the stove on.
When Pizza Is the Apology
Someone is clearly in the doghouse!
Fortunately, this should be sufficient to put the past behind. I mean, it would work for me!
Subway cat
This is clearly a cat on an important mission.
it's either headed to the pet store for food or traveled just a little too far from home. Cat's can only do so much walking in a day.
Here is a man living his best life.
Subway seats aren't that comfortable - let's face it.
Bringing your own lounge chair to make your way across town, is the best way to get in your evening relaxation a bit early.