Best Cat Ever
Is there anything that "pet parents" won't do to embarrassingly announce their love for their pets? There are two things wrong with this ridiculous ornament. Number one: there's no such thing as the best cat ever—they're all terrible. And number two: your cat doesn't care—he just wants to climb the tree.
Cowboy Boot
Okay, okay. We get the whole Southwest theme, but a boot? Really? This tacky little thing doesn't really belong on a tree anywhere unless you live in Arizona. I guess if this is something that you want to do for your holidays, you may as well heat up some Rotel dip and grab some tacos.
Actually, now that we're thinking about it, this might make Christmas a little more fun. You could swing down to Taco Bell, nab a nachos bel grande, and not worry about spending hours cleaning up the mess of a kitchen following days of cooking.
Burger
Angels
Move over elf on the shelf because now we have the "Angel on Assignment." Brace yourself for some tacky holiday décor! This ornament takes it to a whole new level of cheesiness. Then there's the photograph section in the center. What are you even supposed to put there?
Seriously, who thought this was a good idea? It's like someone took a truckload of saccharine sentimentality and dumped it all into one cringe-worthy decoration. But hey, if you enjoy tasteless trinkets, go ahead and hang that monstrosity proudly. Just don't expect anyone with a shred of style or class to be impressed."
Cactus
"I Love Carbs"
Cocomelon
Cowboy Cow
Crawfish
Ballerina Croc
Engaged Christmas
Fish
American Flag
Flamingo
Girl Power Pop Socket
Happy Camper
There's no denying that this ornament is tacky, but honestly, it's tacky in the best way possible. It would be right at home on a Christmas tree themed in a retro style, surrounded by tons of sparkling (and highly flammable) tinsel. Hang this one with pride, but don't be surprised when it elicits a groan from your holiday guests.
Mullet
Home Run
Nothing says the Christmas season quite like a game of baseball...assuming you're from Australia and summer takes place in December! While this might not be the most objectionable tacky ornament we've ever seen, we just can't imagine why you'd ever want to put America's favorite pastime on your Christmas tree.
Kool-Aid Man
Mermaid
Pickle
Pumpkin Spice Latte
We're all pretty tired of this pumpkin spice latte trend, right? It's bad enough that we have the poo-pourri spray that is scented like pumpkin spice latte, and don't forget the various food items that are PSL-flavored — looking at you, pumpkin spice bacon — but we should be able to get away from it during Christmas.
Leopard Print Purse
Ranch
Rolling Pin
Rooster
Sand Christmas Tree
Creepy Santa Head
Hammerhead Shark
Tomato Soup
Spam
Sasquatch
We just hate to think of poor Bigfoot spending every Christmas alone in the woods. Why not get into the spirit of the season and welcome North America's most famous cryptid into your home for the holidays? There's one good thing about this ornament, though—we imagine it smells much better than the real thing!