Paris Hilton
We have a gem for you here, Paris Hilton performing her yearly soul sucking ritual to keep her fame and wealth intact despite her modest upbringing. The poor soul had no chance as you can see fatal contact has been established. Most onlookers shut their eyes for they cannot bear witness to such a horrific act.
They shelter their own soul should the sucking radius increase. As with most images of Paris Hilton though, we, the audience, are a little relieved that the only thing she's sucking is the soul out of this poor gent. It's always a gamble. It's images like these that cost her the Hilton fortune.
Demi Lovato
This fan-fiction character is obviously ridiculous; Poot Lovato is claimed to be Demi Lovato's hidden twin sister who has spent her entire life "trapped in a cellar," according to her Tumblr origin tale. Poot is based on an unattractive and probably doctored photo of the pop singer Demi Lovato.
In spite of this, she became a viral meme and ended up detracting attention from Demi Lovato's album release. This truly was a fantastic demonstration on how internet adoration can completely alter a celebrities' image. One user on twitter even pointed out her likeness to a character in American Horror Story stating "why does demi lovato look like pepper from ahs."
Katy Perry
She kissed the floor and she liked it. After repeatedly indulging in cake during a cake-filled performance at Los Premios, the Latin American VMAs, in 2008, Katy Perry demonstrated that being a pop star is no cakewalk. The dramatic moment occurred at the conclusion of the Grammy Award winner's rendition of "I Kissed a Girl."
It all went downhill when Ms. Perry decided to dive into a huge pink cake as a grand finale for her act. She slipped and fell multiple times like Bambi on ice, during and after the event. She was evidently unable to account for the frosting's slickness. Now, all those images are infamous.
Miley Cyrus
During this shot, Miley is closing her eyes and, like the rest of us, wishes that we wouldn't have to watch her on her knees once more. Nevertheless, we are in that situation. Giving credit where credit is due, we've never seen a more sophisticated variation of the hover hand anywhere on the internet.
Take a look if you like it and try it out next time you take a picture on top of a car on your knees. She leaves more to the imagination when it comes to the accoutrements; unfortunately, most of it is already available online for everyone to memorize, so it might already be too late.
Angelina Jolie
If you've ever had such a craving for powdered donuts that you just shoved your whole face into a whole dozen of them, you'll understand what's happening here. Well, that's what appeared to have happened to Angelina Jolie at The Normal Heart screening in New York. No self-respecting make-up artist did this, right?
We wonder who lost their job cause of this colossal oversight. Who doesn't tell an A-list actress "Yo, don't go out there, you look like you got slapped by Casper the Ghost." Also, how disgruntled do you have to be to just mash a pillowcase full of powder into someone and thinking, yea that's Hollywood quality.
Cardi B
"I just wanna let y’all know that my outfit ripped,” this epic artist said into her microphone after performing "I Like It" at Bonnaroo. Her forceful style and frank lyrics set her apart. She grew up in New York City and became an internet sensation after becoming popular on Vine and Instagram.
Cardi B refused to allow a tear in her sparkling costume to prevent her from performing at the 2019 Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival. The Grammy winner instantly changed into a white bathrobe and resumed her show like a veteran. She's also had wardrobe malfunctions and various upskirts. We've all had a moment, but in her case - the show must go on!
Kate Moss
Ta-da. The pulling of the washed-up celebrity from a birthday cake trick is always a crowd-pleaser. Except for that one dude who was really looking forward to cake. For him the evening was wasted, and his disappointment is immeasurable. The crowd of four people are beyond ecstatic, one of them even filming the birthing.
Usually, it's an attractive lady in a bunny outfit, but it seems the attendees need to settle for a cougar in a lady outfit. Class act venue through, because there is really no substitute for exposed pipes and emergency red lighting incase a guest dies of boredom and needs to escape.
Tyra Banks
Tyra Banks was caught on tape committing a cardinal sin, eating at a fashion show. What an epic failure. We have been lucky enough to have received exclusive footage of her stuffing her face with what we believe is a single fish finger. Questions lead to more questions, where did she get the snack, how in God's green Earth did she make it past security.
That's not to mention the gaggle of models who we presume can already smell nourishment from a mile away and would be side eyeing her. Sources do say that she is safe now and no mention of a feeding frenzy at the event. The fashion world sighs a collective breath of relief.
Gisele
Woah there Gisele, we all know we live in the age of hydration, but you're drinking from that bottle like you owe it money. Still nice to see that they still make water bottles you can really grip and wrap your hand around. Any more lip action and we would have had to blur that image.
Nothing is safe anymore. Check your kids search histories. The swimsuit issues are getting spicy. Hats off to Gregory Pace who by divine intervention decided to take a break from taking pictures of model's undercarriage and find them giving lip service to H2O like the image you see here instead.
Helen Mirren
Good news everybody, Helen Mirren is still alive. Don't worry, we double checked for you. If she wants to keep it that way, it might be a good idea to trade in the tight dresses for some airbags and practical hiking boots if she's going to attempt to scale a formidable eight steps of stairs in the future.
Maybe that's not the answer, maybe she's just confused because the carpet is red, and her dress is green, and the stop and go commands created a loop. At any rate we hope she's still living life on the edge as you see here. We also hope she gets some vitamin D, because those bones look like they need help.
Adele
Adelle, sweet Adelle, nobody told you that after shedding all that weight you can't drink like a navy seadog anymore. There's nothing to soak up all that alcohol you see. Although it might have been a little too much putting her behind bar like that. It's a bit optimistic that Adelle is that dangerous even in an inebriated state.
However, it could be a reasonable precaution to take. A little scary with those red eyes glaring out like that. Have no fear, here's a foolproof tip to keep safe from redeye Adelle, just don't invite her in, no matter how much she sings "Hello from the other side."
Jennifer Lopez
This is that feeling when you're totally vibing the music and dancing the night away only to realize a coke fiend in a funny fedora was staring you down all night without you knowing. We can't blame him. It looks like the award show was pretty rough. Like, really rough.
It only left her with a bra and what's best described as a skirt that starts way too high. At least she lost the cape that made her look like a 1980's Batman villain. Hat's off to the photographer making everything apart from JLo and Mr. Too-much-cocaine blurry so the viewer can experience the buzz.
Jennifer Lawrence
The Trip-Olympics continue as Jennifer Laurence attempts a death defining feat of walking up stairs. Looks like our Hunger Games star can perform stunning stunts at will, but can't escape the sharp sting of gravity as she is thrust down. She appears to have escaped from her own wedding straight onto the stage of the Oscars for the Silver Linings Playbook.
She's a good sport though and laughs it off, which is a great quality for those who walk in functionless articles of clothing up onto stages before millions of judgemental actors and actresses. We do have another Silver Lining though, pictures on the internet won't last forever, right? Oh, oops.
Bella Hadid
Ah Bella, if we all had the energy after a 3-hour 5-minute game to burst out in tears in front of everyone we'd be living in the future. Although we don't want to be too hard on her. Maybe she is only letting out the emotion of finally being able to take the eye of that bouncing ball.
Couldn't imagine expressing para social sentiments like this over an activity where there is still a staunch debate over the color of the regulation ball used in every single match. Then again if she is that quick to cry, nobody show her Bambi. Her tears would ruin the popcorn for sure.
Kelly Osbourne
If you would have told me this is what somebody who's dad eats bats on stage in front a huge crowd of people looks like, I would have this picture in mind. She looks like is Ursula from the Little Mermaid and Mavis from Hotel Transylvania where spliced together in some unholy meddling with nature.
That said, even with the camouflage taken right off of a zebra's back, this won't be enough to make her stand out even in the most outrageous Hollywood fashion disaster show. She would likely fit right in there. We expected nothing less from the spawn of The Prince of Darkness.
Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie is the daughter of the iconic Lionel Richie, and he’s had to endure several embarrassing moments caused by her. While she may be famous for being an attention-seeking reality star, that’s not the embarrassing part. She’s also had some serious legal trouble and drug problems she’s struggled to shake.
In 2003, Richie was arrested after police officers found heroin on her during a routine stop. Despite checking into rehab afterward, she found herself in even more trouble after being charged with driving under the influence. Richie admitted to having marijuana and Vicodin in her system at the time of the arrest.
Cristina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera looks as stunning as ever in her pink dress, with special thanks to the team of people that were tasked with squeezing her in there. The elusive forehead tan surely was the talk of her event, even if only to help people avoid the topic of her eyeshadow.
It's either Stevie Wonder is now a make-up artist and is doing so at the Ace Gallery or the makeup professionals asked how far they should pull the wig and she said "yes." They had to be too nervous to stop, right? Why else would you apply so much blush and glitter to make one person look like they just escaped an icy Disney Princess dungeon.
Elon Musk
Woah there, Musk my boy, leave some ladies for the rest of the world. This is yet another fascinating showing from Elon Musk, in what appears to be a mashup of Edward Scissor Hands and The Matrix. This is exactly what happens when you order yourself a Neo from Wish.
You: Hey, Mom, can we meet a Billionaire?
Mom: No sweetie, we have a Billionaire Home.
That's how we got this. Another tale of how things we want gone from the internet will come back to haunt us, like Elon Musk now haunting every child who had an Emo phase growing up.
Lindsay Lohan
At this point in time Lindsey Lohan has to wonder, when on Earth will she get a break from the constant dead horse beatings where she's the butt of every the joke. Well, it's not today, lemme tell you that, cause her make-up is that of one super dead horse.
Whoever did this make-up had to have received instructions that she's going to audition for the Walking Dead, and not for a talking role. Still, it's a pretty smart move going to court looking like the bride of Frankenstein. You can't be convicted if they think you're already way dead.
Lana Del Rey
We imagine most celebrities probably hate airport photos. If you’ve ever dealt with jetlag and sitting on an airplane for hours on end, you probably know how exhausting it can be, so you can imagine how undesirable it would be to have your picture taken right as you get off the plane.
Here Lana Del Rey is looking pretty darn tired and we can’t really blame her for the fake excitement she’s putting on display for her fans. If jetlag had a face, it would undoubtedly look like this. While she might be glad to be home, she probably doesn’t really want to be signing autographs.
Kim Kardashian
When you are browsing through a toy store, shopping for your kid, you probably aren’t expecting to get your photo taken in such a compromising way. Her tank top here is revealing just a little too much, and it doesn’t quite look appropriate. But then again, she never quite looks dressed for the weather, so to speak.
Seen at the American Dream mall in 2022, this isn’t a moment she probably expected to be caught on camera, but when it comes to Kim Kardashian, this is probably something she should expect by now. At least she covered up though, unlike in some of her photos.
Taylor Swift, Ellie Goulding and Cara Delevingne
Ellie Goulding, Taylor Swift and Cara Delevingne were spotted at the Elle Style Awards 2015 looking super awkward and probably a bit drunk. The ceremony in London, England was definitely the place to be. Here, the two singers, Ellie Goulding and Taylor Swift are not quite ready for their closeup.
Actress and model Cara Delevingne looks just as uncomfortable. While they might not be looking their best here, we have to say, it’s pretty exciting to see these super stars out and about. Hopefully they got home safely and there’s no more embarrassing photos in the future. But if there are, we’ll definitely post them.
Naomi Watts
Whenever celebrities are attending an award ceremony, you can be sure that alcohol is going to be involved at some point. If its not served during the ceremony itself, they’ll likely be served afterward at the afterparty, or at the very least, they’ll be pre-gaming before the show.
Naomi Watts stumbles on stage accepting the Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture award at the 21st Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards. Naomi Watts clearly isn’t “all there” and whatever the reason for that, we can’t really complain, because it sure makes an entertaining photo. Hopefully, Edward Norton caught her but part of us thinks he wants to see it play out…
Sophia Vergara
Does anyone really like to be watched eating? It’s something many people are self-conscious about anyway, and with that said, it’s got to be 100 times worse to have someone photograph you eating. Especially when you are just trying to get some food in your stomach while you are out with the kids.
Sophia Vergara was caught in a fairly unflattering light as she shoves a taco in her gullet. Her vacant expression as she downs the taco is almost mechanical as she stares off into the distance. That taco looks good though. So, in the end, this moment was probably worth it.
Madonna
Madonna is undoubtedly a perfectionist, trying to look and sound her very best at all times, so it’s moments like these she doesn’t want you to see. Sure, accidents happen, but not to Madonna, okay? This woman works too hard or rather tries too hard just to end up photographed in a compromising way.
With all the plastic surgery she’s had over the years, the revealing clothing and boyfriends half her age, and her extravagant stage performances, she often gives the impression she’s trying to look 20 or 30 years younger, but then it’s moment like these that reveal she’s just getting older like the rest of us.
Beyonce
Poor Beyonce. This isn’t the most flattering photo for a number of reasons. The first of which is, that she looks possessed and extremely tired. And being one of the hardest working singers - and a mom - she definitely has a lot on her plate. And you can certainly tell in this photo.
I mean, just look at her, she can barely hold it together – her dress that it. Luckily, she has Jay-Z to hold it together for her. But don’t get us wrong, we aren’t complaining, we’d never complain about Beyonce showing a little leg. This photo, taken at the Rihanna's 3rd Annual Diamond Ball is a moment she probably wants to forget.
Lydia Bright
English television personality Lydia Bright is best known for her starring in the British reality series The Only Way Is Essex. The gorgeous star often makes the headlines, particularly for her private life and relationship with James Argent who was also a cast member on the show.
Here Lydia Bright was seen at the Duke of Essex Polo Trophy at Gaynes Park in Epping England, stepping off of a helicopter. And the best thing about helicopters is that they always make for embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions and that’s exactly what happened to Bright as you can see.
Cardi B.
Probably, dancing on stage in a bathrobe was not the best idea but that’s exactly what Cardi B. decided to do on day four of Bonnaroo Music And Arts Festival. The Palms Casino robe was definitely a memorable outfit to be sure, made even better with the nude-colored lingerie.
However, she probably didn’t intend for the robe to actually come off to make a scene, and if she had, she probably wouldn’t be wearing any lingerie ether. Nevertheless, while this may be embarrassing to a degree, she’ll probably live it down just fine.
Prince William
Being a prince in the royal family comes with certain expectations, one that don’t really include getting embarrassingly drunk. While that might be a lot to ask of Prince Harry, at least in his younger days, you’d expect a lot more from Prince William.
Sure, it’s not the most flattering drunk face but it definitely makes him more relatable, which makes us love him even more. That being said, these are the days of his youth he’d want you to forget as someday he will be king and that certainly comes with even higher expectations.
Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus seems to embarrass herself a lot, to such an extent, she might not even realize that she’s doing it. Here she is at the Miley Cyrus' Official Album Release Party for "Bangerz.” She looks less than sober here and decidedly not like the Disney star we once knew.
While she might be perfectly comfortable in her skin right now, we all go through our phases and then look back on our experiences with some level of shame. Maybe her behavior isn’t harming anyone, but its often cringey and one day it just might be in her eyes too. We’ll wait.
Emily Ratajkowski
Courtney Love
Courtney Love proving once and for all that gravity is real and takes no prisoners. Usually, people only cover wardrobe malfunctions, but today we're happy to announce that there is now a wearer malfunction too. That or she curtsied herself to the floor ready to pounce on the next unexpecting passersby.
We all wish for her speedy recovery and hope her heel didn't stab her too hard on the tumble down. Thoughts and prayers to the person on her right though because feet where not meant to bend like that. At any rate the 12th annual MTV music awards smelt like teen spirit.
Doja Cat
Doja Cat — a sensational singer and performer who exploded in popularity during the year of 2020 (and the pandemic) — doesn't take herself too seriously. Can you tell? Her Instagram feed is catered to her target audience, providing the perfect balance of styled red-carpet snaps and grainy, context-free selfies.
Remember Kourtney Conehead? Doja Cat must have been inspired by the eldest Kardashian's trendy sunhat snap. Just look at the height of that thing! It defies gravity! We're sure it must be a photoshopped photo, but we like to believe that it's all-natural just like her. She's here to bring laughs and we're here to share them.
Britney Spears
We're super glad Britney is again free to express herself as she wanted to all this time, but we never expected that would be with her being half... ahm in the buff... on Instagram, all the time. Also, we wonder why she is using trays of food to cover up, rather than, you know, clothing.
That's okay, that huge hat is plenty. To add, what's with the surprised look on her face. Like, "WOAH get a load of all this yellow fruit." Who is she taking that to? She sure as hell can't eat that with that hat in a death grip. Y'all need to stop serving random food to Britney.
SZA
Nice to see a celebrity rocking ankle jewelry other than the monitors used for house arrest. All jokes aside, is she trying to point at her coffee table with her toes or trying to send out a secret message that she is held captive by a giant crab that's forcing her to post clickbait in secret.
Sza give us a sign that your okay. Really any facial expression will do other than the one you have on now, because you look like somebody re-watched the last season of Game of Thrones and realized it's just as bad as they remembered. No one look at her pants.