No swimmer is safe when a kid's fully armed with a water gun.
Unfortunately, no kid is safe when mom is angry!
Imagine traversing to what was once a beautiful meadow with leaping deer and buzzing bees perfect for a morning picnic only to find it burnt to a crisp.
Hopefully, their sandwiches were good, at least.
These guys have caught some major air on this tube ride!
We're sure everyone is just fine after this crash. Probably.
Someone had some... fun with the sunscreen.
Next time it might just be easier to wear a shirt instead of trusting that your friends and family know how to apply sunscreen!
The Birds and...The Kangaroos?
That kangaroo seems to be a little...preoccupied, kiddo.
Hopefully, he doesn't ask his parents any awkward questions about what exactly is going on!
First the kangaroos, now the turtles. What's next?
These kids are getting the most awkward biology lesson of their lives!
Picture Perfect Pair
Sometimes you can get it a little… lost in the moment.
Too bad it looks like the horse handler might be drowning.
An Owl Says Hello
This owl obviously just wanted to say hi to this woman and the sheep!
I'm sure it didn't intend to scare the heck out of her.
A little kid, a monkey, and a parrot are all chilling on a beach. It sounds like the opening line to a bad joke.
But there's no denying that this kid managed to get one heck of a souvenir photo from his vacation!
Hair's On End
We've heard of your hair standing on end but never quite like this!
Who knows? This could become the next big hairstyle!
Sun's Out, Buns Out
That would've been a good picture, too bad there's an almost full moon behind them.
And what exactly is going on with that Richard Nixon back tattoo?
These two seem very happy to pose with their new stingray buddy!
It's nice to see that human-stingray relations are improving since the Steve Irwin incident.
The mom looks scared, the dad looks like he's about to die laughing, and the child looks like a football.
These parents are never going to live this one down!
Look at that face! This stingray obviously didn't mean any harm. He just wanted a hug!
It's clear that this guy is a real ladies' man!
What's funnier to you? The dad or the baby's face?
Kids don't really need both hands, do they?
It's not a phase, mom!
I'm sure her family is just happy that they managed to get her out of the house at all!
They tried to recreate a famous pose for what would've been a great picture. Too bad this bird was the only one flying.
Though, it wasn't flying well, apparently.
You Sound Horse
The horse just wanted to say 'hi!' Too bad this kid didn't seem too excited about that sweet horse's greeting.
Judging by his teeth, this horse is just trying to find a ride to his dentist's appointment.
This swimmer clearly doesn't have Olympic diving in his future.
However, there's one thing that is in his future--a very painful belly flop.
Batman's #1 Fan
For some people, body hair isn't just a fact of life or something to get rid of--it's a blank canvas.
We have to credit this guy for his creativity, but that's definitely not something we would want to see on a relaxing trip to the beach.
Crime Doesn't Neigh
No one is exempt from following the law--and that goes for horses too!
This is one bronco who needs to turn his life around quick or he'll find himself sentenced to the glue factory!
If you're vacationing in a tropical, beautiful location, that's the perfect time to use the panorama function on your phone's camera.
However, this traveler clearly needs a little more practice with the technology. Or maybe she's just got one messed-up skull!
This seagull has true star power and knows that he belongs in front of a camera.
This might not be the picture the couple intended to take, but it's definitely made 100% better thanks to this photobomb.
Just Another Day on the Beach
Step aside, Jaws, there's a new terror on the beach!
We're not exactly sure what makes a giraffe so terrifying, but these people are clearly aware of the threat!
Walking on Water
Either this beach is haunted or someone is missing a pair of sandals.
Or maybe Jesus finally took a vacation and decided to go to the beach. Good for him.
You can't just leave your valuables lying around on the beach--you never know who might swipe them!
Unfortunately for this husband and father, the rest of the family decided that he should be the one to play security guard.
Life on the open seas is clearly not as rough and terrible as pirate movies make it seem.
This guy is going to smoke his hookah come hell or high water!
The ocean is a huge place and it's understandable that navigators sometimes get completely turned around.
That being said, whoever managed to get this boat into this mess probably should hand the map over to someone else.
When some people go on vacation, they worry if they'll fit in with the locals. No one wants to stick out like a sore thumb.
These people clearly had nothing to worry about because they've got the local uniform down to a T!
The American flag is not a fashion statement, but these people clearly didn't get the memo.
However, big props to this lone patriot who's not afraid to pledge allegiance.
Relaxing at the Beach
These ladies know how to relax and they're not afraid to cause a scene if it means getting a little R&R!
And they definitely deserve it! Can you imagine how much effort it probably took to lug that sofa down to the beach?
When it comes to swimming in the ocean, you always need to remember safety first! It can be a dangerous place.
However, if you're unaware like these people clearly are, life jackets are cheap and not in short supply. They clearly took upcycling way too far.
An Unusual Beach Companion
You'll see plenty of families having fun at the beach, but not many are thoughtful enough to bring the ENTIRE family--appliances and all.
Hopefully, this guy brought an extra air filter, because it's going to take a lot of work to get this beach clean!
Front Row Seats to the Show
If you thought spending time in your tiny hotel room with your family was bad, just be glad you didn't check in here!
Why anyone would think to put a giant window in the bathroom is beyond us, but clearly someone thought it was a good idea.
You're either having an amazing day at the beach or a terrible day at the beach, depending on who you are in this photo.
This is one vacation photo that's probably not getting framed and displayed!
You're Going to Have to Check Those
Some people don't know how to pack efficiently, but this is just getting ridiculous. Why go on vacation at all if you're going to bring the entire house with you?
All joking aside, this is, interestingly, an actual statue at Sacramento International Airport, but it had us fooled!
There should be no homework on a vacation, but we'll allow this one exception since it's so funny.
Either this guy is the headless horseman on vacation or he knows exactly how water refracts light.
If you're canoeing for the first time, you may as well just expect to topple out at least a few times.
This guy may have gotten soaked, but he also managed to get up close and personal with some of the local flora.
The Birthplace of Civilization
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is ground zero for ridiculous, corny photos. Who hasn't visited this site without pretending like they're holding up the tower?
However, we were never expecting something as ridiculous as this. This is one tourist with way too much time on her hands.
Pool Party Pooper
Light just doesn't play by the same rules when it comes to the water, and that includes when someone is snapping a photo of you.
That might explain her body, but that still doesn't explain why she's having such a bad time in the pool!
You can find all sorts of interesting things on the beach if you know where to look. But this father-daughter duo found more than they bargained for!
Someone is missing those dentures, but, at this point, it's probably for the best that they just get a fresh new set.
Kids love the water, but it can be so hard to keep them safe when they're swimming. These parents came up with an ingenious solution.
You don't choose the floaty life--the floaty life chooses you.
A Bearable Vacation
There's no better way to get in touch with nature than a camping trip. This might be a little too much in touch with nature, though.
Maybe this bear just wanted to give them a friendly greeting to the neighborhood, but we wouldn't stick around to find out!
A Sandy Predicament
They might not have gotten the boat into the water, but at least they got the truck into the sand!
Something tells me they're going to be vacuuming sand out of that vehicle for years to come!
Floating on the Beach
Is this woman sitting on the beach next to a black hat or has she mastered the art of levitation?
The beach may be a magical place, but we're pretty sure that it's not that magical!
These days, people don't go on vacation to relax--they go to snap the perfect selfie.
It's a risky gamble to take your phone out into open waters, but those perfect beach photos aren't going to snap themselves!
Sandcastles are so passe nowadays. This guy was thinking way outside the box when he created this.
It's constructed nicely, but, more importantly, it looks very comfy! There's not a better place at the beach to take a load off.
Going to a theme park is every kid's dream, right? Clearly, there's at least one youngster who begs to differ.
This guy looks like he's trying his hardest not to have a good time. You've got to admire his dedication to his craft.
This picture could have been the greatest vacation photo of all time, but no we'll never know someone doesn't know how to keep their thumb out of the way.
Let's hope they weren't trying to capture a touching moment. I give this photo two thumbs way down.
This kid was probably ecstatic that he was finally big enough to make it onto a roller coaster. Oh, how wrong he was!
This is how a lifelong fear of heights is born, and let's just hope this kid made it out of this situation without too many mental scars.