Tommy Lee Knockoff
Honestly, this is something we'd see Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson wearing to their wedding, but even they weren't this trashy.
Is...is there a reason that dude is back there? We're hoping it isn't the best man. Otherwise, that's going to be one gnarly speech.
No Buts About It
We can't tell if the bride is trying to hide the butt, or if she's fantasizing.
We're not sure what screams Alabama wedding more: the gap in the teeth, the mullet, the trailer, the pregnancy. There's so much to unpack.
Digging for Gold
We want to personally thank the person that snapped this quick photo.
Oh, god! Honey, not in your white gloves! At least take them off.
Can't Fight the Wind
We're betting he got an ear-full after this picture, but at least it was a good laugh.
Slip and Fall
Talk about one too many!
Cinch It Up
We get that this is a tradition, but it's just a little too weird.
The Round Table
King Arthur would be proud, but this isn't Camelot.
At least put your back against something before you go digging around -- come on!
Hold on Here!
This is like one of those photos that's 10 seconds before disaster strikes.
That dog has now gained the title "Man's Best Steal Yo Girl."
The bride wanted a cake that looks exactly like her, and that's why no one ever does that. It looks terrible.
What is this supposed to signify? The groom trying to escape?
We've seen some bad dresses in our time, but this one takes the cake. To make it worse, it was a theme.
Get a Room
These wedding photos have just gone too far. The bride will probably want this trashy photo buried.
Yeahhh. This is why you don't have an open bar.
Huge Tracks of Land
Wow. All we can say is "wow." No one stopped her before this embarrassment?
Who Are They?
They don't even look pleased to be there.
Some may call this awkward, but others would ask for tips. The woman looks like she's doing an amazing breakdance.
There are good angles, and there are bad ones. These are the bad angles your mother warned you about.
Why do dogs do this? What is their motive?
The invites specifically said "No Lizards."
Rethinking that "forever" promise from the vows?
You know it's bad when children are facepalming your nuptials. Lord, give that little girl strength!
Sooooo, we're guessing that this wedding didn't go off without a hitch?
Married They Are!
Happy they will be! Embarrassed in the future they will be, too!
Is...is he holding her hair like reins?
Pizza underwear is the best underwear.
Bathroom Photo Op
Why would you ever want to take a picture in the bathroom? Why?
Boy, she looks like she's having a blast.
Is that her legs or is that his arms? Maybe this is one the bride would want to show.
This is a little too casual. At least wear a freaking shirt.
Hope their meal came with special sauce.