I didn't even have fun.
![I didn't even have fun.](http://assets.alot.com/assets/common/family/u15581_slide_36040.jpg)
Having kids is like continually having to clean up after a party you didn't attend.
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I'll be here when you remember.
May the odds be in your favor, fellow mother.
Cofffeeeee...
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Mombie: A sleep deprived supermom who feeds on caffeine and survives on sticky kisses messy smiles. Mombies are master multi-taskers and suck it uppers.
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It's gone now.
This is absolutely glorious.
Lord, give me strength.
You better not.
Please, I'm so tired.
I was born of this fire.
Find your happy place.
![Find your happy place.](http://assets.alot.com/assets/common/family/u15581_slide_42094.jpg)
When your kids are all losing their mind at the same time and you gotta connect with Jesus so you don't do anything stupid.
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Chill out.
I am the mother of dragons.
![I am the mother of dragons.](http://assets.alot.com/assets/common/family/u15581_slide_18940.jpg)
When you're trying to get your toddler's legs into a one-piece pajama: Bend the knee.
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I've been spotted!
We're not stopping!
All I can say is, "You're welcome."
Vegetables?
![Vegetables?](http://assets.alot.com/assets/common/family/u15581_slide_31380.jpg)
Kids catch you in the kitchen...."What's in your mouth?"
And I'm standing there like, "Nothing..."
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There's a lot, okay?
#RIP
SURE, you did.
![SURE, you did.](http://assets.alot.com/assets/common/family/u15581_slide_1713.jpg)
When your kids say they cleaned their room, but you don't believe them so you look at them like: mmmm, hmmmm...
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This is ridiculous.
This is going to take 20 minutes.
Let me sleep lol
Guilty as charged.
He's fiiiiine.
SOOOOO Hot!
NOOOOOOOOOO!
Fly, you fools.
Am I enjoying this or am I a sea witch?
![Am I enjoying this or am I a sea witch?](http://assets.alot.com/assets/common/family/u15581_slide_39545.jpg)
How I feel when I'm throwing away my kid's old broken toys when they're gone.
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