I didn't even have fun.
Having kids is like continually having to clean up after a party you didn't attend.
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I'll be here when you remember.
May the odds be in your favor, fellow mother.
Cofffeeeee...
Mombie: A sleep deprived supermom who feeds on caffeine and survives on sticky kisses messy smiles. Mombies are master multi-taskers and suck it uppers.
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It's gone now.
This is absolutely glorious.
Lord, give me strength.
You better not.
Please, I'm so tired.
I was born of this fire.
Find your happy place.
When your kids are all losing their mind at the same time and you gotta connect with Jesus so you don't do anything stupid.
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Chill out.
I am the mother of dragons.
When you're trying to get your toddler's legs into a one-piece pajama: Bend the knee.
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I've been spotted!
We're not stopping!
All I can say is, "You're welcome."
Vegetables?
Kids catch you in the kitchen...."What's in your mouth?"
And I'm standing there like, "Nothing..."
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There's a lot, okay?
#RIP
SURE, you did.
When your kids say they cleaned their room, but you don't believe them so you look at them like: mmmm, hmmmm...
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This is ridiculous.
This is going to take 20 minutes.
Let me sleep lol
Guilty as charged.
He's fiiiiine.
SOOOOO Hot!
NOOOOOOOOOO!
Fly, you fools.
Am I enjoying this or am I a sea witch?
How I feel when I'm throwing away my kid's old broken toys when they're gone.
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